Next Season Yermom and I are going to sponser a tailgate

[dolemitesooner]

I am buying multiple kegs...and it is going to be the best tailgate EVAR!!!!!!!!!!

I am giving you all warning now. You must come to this game. You must make it to the DOLEO YERMOM 50TH GAME IN A ROW KEGG SPECTALSUPORUIOSA

[instigator]

I always say couples should do things together.

[dolemitesooner]

I always say couples should do things together.
I HATE YOU:D i HATE YOU WORSE THAN THE HEAT OF ONE THOUSAND AND EIGHTY FIVE MICROWAVED NACHOS

[proud gonzo]

this thread makes me laugh

[dolemitesooner]

I am serious this is not fun and games.....EVERYONE WILL TAKE OFF FOR THIS GAME AND BE AT THIS TAILGATE. or you are no one

[Al Gore]

What are the multiple kegs going to be filled with???

[GottaHavePride]

I HATE YOU:D i HATE YOU WORSE THAN THE HEAT OF ONE THOUSAND AND EIGHTY FIVE MICROWAVED NACHOS

That makes me laugh a LOT.

[dolemitesooner]

What are the multiple kegs going to be filled with???
I will get 2 kegs.....Both kegs will be the winner of what is picked hereon your very owN SOUTH OVAL

[dolemitesooner]

This should be a sticky just as an anouccment and reminder

[Al Gore]

BTW.....I did see the "Happy Couple" in Missouri....

[dolemitesooner]

BTW.....I did see the "Happy Couple" in Missouri....
liar.....what was I wearing

[Norm In Norman]

Let's see - I keg of Guinness, I keg of Pacifico, and one keg of Fat Tire. And one keg of something from Coach's.

[dolemitesooner]

I also will see about a live band

[GottaHavePride]

dude, they'd have to Cannonball Run the keg of Fat Tire - you can't get that stuff in Oklahoma.

On second thought, this MUST BE DONE.

[dolemitesooner]

Let's see - I keg of Guinness, I keg of Pacifico, and one keg of Fat Tire. And one keg of something from Coach's.
OK I am for real man....these ideas will be apart of the pole
....Thats why I am planning it now

[GottaHavePride]

I volunteer to be the official cameraman for the YerDoleMom Cannonball Run of 2007.

[Al Gore]

Pimp Clothes....J/K......We were downtown Friday and saw a "pimp" looking guy....I thought of you and almost yelled dolemite...

Them bullets be hot.....

[Norm In Norman]

dude, they'd have to Cannonball Run the keg of Fat Tire - you can't get that stuff in Oklahoma.

On second thought, this MUST BE DONE.
I know, that's why I mentioned it. They'd have to keep it cold all the way from wherever they bought it. It would be the coolest thing ever.

[dolemitesooner]

Pimp Clothes....J/K......We were downtown Friday and saw a "pimp" looking guy....I thought of you and almost yelled dolemite...

Them bullets be hot.....
was not me

[GottaHavePride]

PG wants to turn it into a movie. she's claiming film rights.

[proud gonzo]

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!!!

[dolemitesooner]

I know, that's why I mentioned it. They'd have to keep it cold all the way from wherever they bought it. It would be the coolest thing ever.
LOL....DUDE MY BRAIN IS THINKING...ALOT....

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN
CAN I GET A STICKY?
THIS IS IMPORTANT

[GottaHavePride]

I can't sticky in this forum. It's gonna have to be Norm. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

This is going to happen.....umm sure you can have the filming rights ...I will do a contract tommorw at work you can sign it at the tech game ...I will get a cut of all profits

[proud gonzo]

this is almost better than our rewriting Star Wars idea.


...wait...I think it IS better!

[Norm In Norman]

Ok, I'll sticky it for a few days.

[Mixer!]

pickled heroin

:eek: :eek: :eek:











;)

[dolemitesooner]

Ok guys I need thoughts on this....This is the real deal...BIG TAILGATE...big

[proud gonzo]

pinatas! filled with tiny bottles of booze!

[GottaHavePride]

St4B8Y!!!!!!1!111!111oneoneoneonewonwonwonton.

[dolemitesooner]

pinatas! filled with tiny bottles of booze!
I only have so much money ....and thats not very much...

Ok if any one wants to be apart of this and would like to help with the funds for this

YERMOM AND DOELO'S 50TH GAME IN A ROW SOUTH OVAL EXTRAZGANZOID

peem me...things are in full swing now.

Lets get the juices flowing people

[proud gonzo]

out of curiosity, what game will this theoretically be?

[dolemitesooner]

out of curiosity, what game will this theoretically be?
yermom will give the details on that I cant do math.....Ijust come up with the ideas...

Ohh and I think jimminy is going to be in on this and I need to talk to my boy octavain to....
Man I cant wait.....

This is like the sweet 16 i never had

[Frozen Sooner]

Tell you what:

I'll be happy to co-sponsor a tailgate at the Washington game in 2008 with you beyonces. In fact, I already have a spot reserved.

[bri]

I also will see about a live band

DVDA!!!

And can I just say that this announcement delights and terrifies me, not unlike talking to a pretty girl. :D

[proud gonzo]

we totally need to get the Dan Band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usrsuDR_sXc

[GottaHavePride]

PG just pointed out that, in our Cannonball run for a keg of Fat Tire, the keg cannot just come from any old place right across the Oklahoma border. It needs to come from Austin. A lightning-round run down-and-back, stopping only to **** on Austin when they pick up the keg. and for gas. And probably some munchies on the way. But you get the idea.

[bri]

So, it's not so much Cannonball Run we're gunning for as Smokey and the Bandit?

DIBS ON DRIVING THE TRANS-AM!!!!!!!!!

[Boarder]

Who's Fred?

[GottaHavePride]

So, it's not so much Cannonball Run we're gunning for as Smokey and the Bandit?

DIBS ON DRIVING THE TRANS-AM!!!!!!!!!
Yes. That would, in fact, be the more appropriate comparison. But Cannonball Run is more fun to say. ;)

[proud gonzo]

why have I never seen either of those movies?

[GottaHavePride]

Decause you're an un-cultured hillbilly?

[bri]

Because you're allergic to Burt Reynolds?

[proud gonzo]

Because you're allergic to Burt Reynolds?
HELL YES.


do a GIS, I dare you.

[GottaHavePride]

That's a lot of hair. Lot. of. hair.

[bri]

Yeah, but most of it is fake. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

I am not joking guys

[proud gonzo]

if the next game is your 35th and we go to a bowl game, your 50th ought to be Baylor next year at home. I think.

[GottaHavePride]

I suggested Morris Day and the Time as the band, but doleo thinks that's out of his budget. ;)

[bri]

Dude, someone should TOTALLY find out how much they want to play and we could take up a collection! :D

[GottaHavePride]

I actually found a booking website for them, but you have to submit a LOT of information to get a quote. Although the site says "fees range from $2500 to 5 million dollars".

[Ike]

will there be a ferrari cake? cause I'm not coming unless there is a ferrari cake.

[bri]

Heh.

What about an Acura cake?

[Ike]

an acura cake would ruin the entire thing. what kind of bogus crap would that be?

[bri]

Hey, Acuras are good cars!

[Jimminy Crimson]

I believe one keg shall be Eugene City Honey Wheat.

The end.

[dolemitesooner]

I believe one keg shall be Eugene City Honey Wheat.

The end.
Yeah no ****

[yermom]

an acura cake would ruin the entire thing. what kind of bogus crap would that be?

if it's not a Subaru cake, i ain't comin' :D

[yermom]

Mizzou was the 35th game, by my count that puts #50 at aTm in Norman, assuming games aren't moved

#1 was the 2003 CCG, someone else feel free to check me, we wouldn't want to find out this was wrong :D

[NormanPride]

Can we rent a margarita machine? Those things are p1mp.

[dolemitesooner]

Mizzou was the 35th game, by my count that puts #50 at aTm in Norman, assuming games aren't moved

#1 was the 2003 CCG, someone else feel free to check me, we wouldn't want to find out this was wrong :D
Ok so as of now plan on coming to a&m next year guys

[Howzit]

I'm busy.

[dolemitesooner]

Well then your dead too me

[hurricane'bone]

I think its Baylor not eATMe

[yermom]

did you count the bowl?

[hurricane'bone]

I don't know.

I just picked a game

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

We aren't going to a bowl game...this team won't win again









;)

[dolemitesooner]

did you count the bowl?
This is why I let him do the math

[proud gonzo]

did you count the bowl?i counted last night and if the game this weekend will be your 35th game and we go to a bowl game but not the Big XII game this year, I think Baylor's #50

[proud gonzo]

assuming you aren't counting the red and white games

[dolemitesooner]

It does not matter to me. Just find out people...If we are going to do this whole cannonball run thing we cant miss a beat things must be planned and over planned

[dolemitesooner]

assuming you aren't counting the red and white games
Why in the hell would we count that.....First you wake me up on fridayand now this.....Don't make me neg you

[yermom]

i counted last night and if the game this weekend will be your 35th game and we go to a bowl game but not the Big XII game this year, I think Baylor's #50

Mizzou was #35

[proud gonzo]

Mizzou was #35oh. well then it'd be A&M

[JohnnyMack]

I vote we have a screening of X-Men 3 at the tailgate.

[instigator]

BTW.....I did see the "Happy Couple" in Missouri....
Did the Happy Couple see you? I don't know anyone that has seen you in person. :)

[yermom]

i don't think he saw us, unless he was in Overland Park at the movies on Friday night

[instigator]

I can bring the keg of Fat Tire. In fact I'll donate it. I sure hope this isn't an 11am kick off. We need a night game for this one.

[yermom]

but what about the Smokey and the Bandit thing???

:D

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

This thread is bull****.. I mean look at the title "Yermom and I" Proper English!! After Replay review it has been ruled that this thread was not posted by Dolemite and the thread shall be discontinued immediatly!

[yermom]

you failed to notice the spelling though ;)

[instigator]

but what about the Smokey and the Bandit thing???

:D
I don't know anyone with a Trans Am anymore. :(

[yermom]

crap... i just noticed on the schedule the pokes are the week before, abc could dick with this and make it the Baylor game, if the move the OSU game to T'giving

we'll have to keep an eye on it

[dolemitesooner]

You would bring the keg of Fat tire...and donate it....sweet

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I will bring the Pom Squad!!

[proud gonzo]

I can bring the keg of Fat Tire. In fact I'll donate it. I sure hope this isn't an 11am kick off. We need a night game for this one.way to spoil the fun, dude :mad:

[instigator]

way to spoil the fun, dude :mad:
I've never been treated so poorly for buying beer. :eek: :D

[proud gonzo]

oh, you can buy it. I just wanted to film dolemite and yermom's quest to get the keg and bring it back. i mean, i can't even imagine the endless hilarity that would ensue.

[dolemitesooner]

I will bring the Pom Squad!!
Your lieing...se this thread is for serious Planning. You see I am not joking. If you say you are bringing the pom squad you better bring the ****ing Pom squad. Now do you wan to take anything back you just said...

Also Insitgator I have you down for one keg of fat tire now IN my planning FOLDER. You are going to run that bitch up here a little earlier than you normly do

[instigator]

an to take anything back you just said...

Also Insitgator I have you down for one keg of fat tire now IN my planning FOLDER. You are going to run that bitch up here a little earlier than you normly do
I'll bring it up the night before if I have to. :texan: Can I wear a red vinyl jacket?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I will see what I can do, I know a couple of them, I will see if I can get a few to come by :P

[instigator]

oh, you can buy it. I just wanted to film dolemite and yermom's quest to get the keg and bring it back. i mean, i can't even imagine the endless hilarity that would ensue.
Fine. I'll ride with you in the tail car and just bring a credit card. :pop:

[dolemitesooner]

oh, you can buy it. I just wanted to film dolemite and yermom's quest to get the keg and bring it back. i mean, i can't even imagine the endless hilarity that would ensue.
I think you are getting off track here. The focus here is the tailgate. Not the run for beer. Altough that would be funny everthing i do is funny follow me with a camera somtime you will see so anyways. I think that instigater bringing on keg of fat tire is the proper solution to our goal as a whole here.

This is not about a somkey and bandit run this is about a tailgate extraganzoid....Now if we would have needed to go and get the beer to make this happen then so be it but the problem has been solved...

Ok next on the agenda I may have a cover band...I need to talk to dean and see if that would be ok

[dolemitesooner]

I will see what I can do, I know a couple of them, I will see if I can get a few to come by :P
Ok get on that ...and get back to me Via PEEMMM...good work

[dolemitesooner]

Fine. I'll ride with you in the tail car and just bring a credit card. :pop:
no just buy it and bring it. I cant take a week off to go and get this ****......I am going to need to work to make money to have said tailgate extarvaganzoid

[instigator]

Ok next on the agenda I may have a cover band...I need to talk to dean and see if that would be ok


Get the Lips!!!!11!one!!11!

[yermom]

just move those kids from down the street :D

[dolemitesooner]

just move those kids from down the street :D
I know a guy who is pretty in touch with the local music seen here. He said he has the perfect band. He said they work pretty cheap if free beer is involved

[bri]

Dude, get Hosty!

:D

[Sooner24]

I say we have 3 HD big screens with X-Men III running non-stop. :D

[Penguin]

This sounds like one hell of a tailgate.

So, will the keg be paid for, or will several poor student sponsors grab one and make a mad dash for it?

That would be great. A Texas sherriff will start yelling, "Dem no good f'in hillbillies done took our beer! Let's get 'em!" Of course, we would need the Oklahoma State Patrol at the border to make sure no Texan policeman crosses the river.

[StoopTroup]

Should you and yermom actually pull this off....

I'll bring 50 packs of twinkies.

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[dolemitesooner]

Its going to happen so bring your twinkies....I am not even playing

[bri]

Every time I check this thread, I get a little more excited.

It's like the first time I touched a boobie.

[proud gonzo]

Every time I check this thread, I get a little more excited.

It's like the first time I touched a boobie....dolemite was there the first time you touched a boobie?


...was it his boobie or was he just there to say "dude it's so going to happen i'm not even playing"? because that's kinda creepy :eek:

[GottaHavePride]

Dang.

[GottaHavePride]

Let's see - I keg of Guinness, I keg of Pacifico, and one keg of Fat Tire. And one keg of something from Coach's.

Happy 13,000 teh Norm!

[Norm In Norman]

Oh. Eh - thanks?

[dolemitesooner]

Oh. Eh - thanks?
Yeah you better thank him

[bri]

Don't make doleo have to regulate!

[NormanPride]

I still wanna know if we can rent a margarita machine.

And this better not be a ****ing 11AM game. Stupid Big 12 deal with ABC!

[dolemitesooner]

I still wanna know if we can rent a margarita machine.

And this better not be a ****ing 11AM game. Stupid Big 12 deal with ABC!
You wanna donate the supplies and bring it if so sure. I am working on a band. I am also bringing the kegs among other things

[soonerbrat]

I also will see about a live band


a friend of mine is in a really good band. i bet you could get them to play.

[Scott D]

I *may* have to clear my schedule to see this disaster happen :)

[Mjcpr]

a friend of mine is in a really good band. i bet you could get them to play.

Big Mountain Fudge Cake?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

When PG does the video can the background music be regulators by Warren G

[yermom]

just hit the East side, on the LBC...

[dolemitesooner]

I *may* have to clear my schedule to see this disaster happen :)
YOU HAVE TO COME SCOTT...COME ON EVERYONE IS GOING TO BEE THERE EVERYONE

[dolemitesooner]

a friend of mine is in a really good band. i bet you could get them to play.
oK GIVE ME SOME CONTACT INFO ...PEEM STYLE

[soonerbrat]

i love those BCP's in PB's

i still have 2 left from last time :D

[Scott D]

YOU HAVE TO COME SCOTT...COME ON EVERYONE IS GOING TO BEE THERE EVERYONE

none of you acknowledged my digital participation for Colorado.

[Sooner24]

Maybe James The Marvel could be the emcee.

[soonerbrat]

what ever happened to James the Marvel? I haven't heard him lately

[SteelPanz]

the animals haven't found anyone to poach on since, either

[NormanPride]

Maybe James The Marvel could be the emcee.

Uhhh.... we have Dolemite for this. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Uhhh.... we have Dolemite for this. :D
You aint got nothin

[Melo]

WORST. IDEA. EVAR! ;)

[NormanPride]

You aint got nothin

You don't want to MC your own tailgate? :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

You don't want to MC your own tailgate? :eek:
I will be too drunk

[NormanPride]

I will be too drunk

You say that like it would make MCing impossible. ON THE CONTRARY, MY FRIEND! Alcohol should only increase your desire!

[dolemitesooner]

You say that like it would make MCing impossible. ON THE CONTRARY, MY FRIEND! Alcohol should only increase your desire!
There are alot of old people at the tailgates....Yeah I am talking about all you old ****s.....I dont think they would like the music that I played

[bri]

Well, f*ck 'em...it's YOUR tailgate.

I mean, just think if I ever sponsored a tailgate...:D

[12]

I'm adding this to my list of things to buy when I become a billionaire.

[bri]

Heh.

If only people who aren't me would stop winning Powerball...I'd put on one hell of a pregame party. :D

[dolemitesooner]

**** the powerball

[bri]

Yeah, but I'd need Powerball money to convince Joe C. to not only abandon the horsepigs forever, but to let me BURN THOSE SORRY MOTHERF*CKERS at a tailgate. :D

[NormanPride]

Yeah, but I'd need Powerball money to convince Joe C. to not only abandon the horsepigs forever, but to let me BURN THOSE SORRY MOTHERF*CKERS at a tailgate. :D

I'd rather you use your money to convince JoeC that signs and beer = good at football games. :D

[bri]

That's more of a luxury. Getting rid of the f*ckin' horsepigs is VITAL to us ever winning another national title.

CIL TEH HORSEPIGS PLZ THX!!!!!11

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah, but I'd need Powerball money to convince Joe C. to not only abandon the horsepigs forever, but to let me BURN THOSE SORRY MOTHERF*CKERS at a tailgate. :D
I think the horse pigs are cool ....I think we should invite thme to the tailgate

[yermom]

what's that off in the distance?

oh crap, it's Fonzie strapping on skis!

[bri]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[C&CDean]

DouT.

[Beef]

Heh.

If only people who aren't me would stop winning Powerball...I'd put on one hell of a pregame party. :D
I'm guessing Liz and Lisa would be the entertainment?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

We should invite the horsepigs under the huge fans guise and than have Dolemite hit the horsepig with a swinging neckbreaker!

[dolemitesooner]

Hey, dumass! Yeah, I'm old but I aint a ****s.
No more BCRinPB for you.
Jaux ..but I love you:D

[bri]

We should invite the horsepigs under the huge fans guise and than have Dolemite hit the horsepig with a swinging neckbreaker!

BY GAWD, DOLEMITE HAS BROKEN THAT HORSEPIG IN HALF!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, DAMMIT!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS, FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!!!!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I have been waiting for years for the Dolemite Heel turn!

[bri]

Feh, n00b. Doleo was a heel when he first came up from the indies.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

He is more like Eugene...no one knows what he is!

[dolemitesooner]

He is more like Eugene...no one knows what he is!
I am a ****ing heel trust me I am just the loveable heel

[dolemitesooner]

loved by some (cough cough bsg) hated by most

[bri]

Heh, you wanna talk about 'tweeners? I'm the Ric Flair of Soonerfans. :D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I always thought you were more of the Rick Martel of Soonerfans posters

[bri]

Well, that's probably just because you eat lead paint chips.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Grinding up and snorting lead chip paints off my Intercontinental Title belt isn't the same thing as eating lead chip paints!! Thank you very much!

[Scott D]

I guess you midcard posters have to start somewhere

[proud gonzo]

ScottD knows more about stuff than NickZepp.

[Scott D]

well it doesn't take much to know more than nothing :D

[bri]

I guess you midcard posters have to start somewhere

Oh, that's rich. The Ron Simmons of SF.com called me a mid-carder. :D

[Scott D]

Oh, that's rich. The Ron Simmons of SF.com called me a mid-carder. :D

not you Flair.....the other guy :D

[bri]

Well, you didn't specifiy, man.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Scott D]

well calling you a mid card poster would be the equivalent of saying Andre was a wee man.

[bri]

Well yeah, I know that, but you could have lost your damn mind or something. ;)

[Scott D]

don't worry....I'm not the guy who when God made everyone else so normal, forgot so many parts of me. :D

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I can't help it that the company hasn't given me a proper push, I am going over to OUInsider where the real posters are!! Soonerfans.com is just a watered down version of its former glorious self!!

[Frozen Sooner]

I can't help it that the company hasn't given me a proper push, I am going over to OUInsider where the real posters are!! Soonerfans.com is just a watered down version of its former glorious self!!

OK, kid, let's talk.

First of all, you work stiff. Everybody complains about it. Hell, you left bri with a bruise on his forehead that screwed up his promo shoot for his movie.

Second, with this "Grey" stuff people can't figure out if you're a face or a heel. You gotta be one to get a pop from the crowd, and if you ain't getting a pop in Paducah, we ain't pushing you in Peoria.

Third, your stickwork leaves something to be desired. The last time we let you shoot, you rambled on and on about some ring and how you had to get a midget to throw it in a volcano. Kid, midget wrestling went out with eating turnbuckles.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

At least my gimmick doesn't change once a week..Frozen :P

[NormanPride]

Would this make 1TC = Vito?

[C&CDean]

So, Doleo's tailgate thread gets jacked into a washed-up wrassler thread. As the SO turns.....

[bri]

What's the harm? We've got, like, an entire year to steer it back on track.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[C&CDean]

Whatcha gonna do brother when the Doleoster shows up?

[bri]

Heh, THAT'S the spirit!

And to answer your question, point and laugh. Just like always. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Heh, THAT'S the spirit!

And to answer your question, point and laugh. Just like always. :D
**** YOU:mad:

[bri]

BRING IT, BITCH!!!!

Besides, you're already gonna get your *** HANDED TO YOU next weekend on teh court, beyonce. :D

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Would this make 1TC = Vito?

You going to get his playgirl issue

[Scott D]

Whatcha gonna do brother when the Doleoster shows up?

(in regards to the Doleoster) Who knew, that a man with 24 inch pythons would have half inch testicles!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

loved by some (cough cough bsg) hated by most

You'd better get to hatin' on teh horsepigs iff'n you want me to keep lovin' you.

:mad:

[Howzit]

You'd better get to hatin' on teh horsepigs iff'n you want me to keep lovin' you.

:mad:

We spit bottle caps into the faces of those we love.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And if we REALLY care - right in the eye, baby.

:D

[bri]

:les: IT BURNS!!!!!!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Does the DWO (Dallas Whorn Order, in honor of GDC) and the D-Instrumental X (And if Brian Pitt isn't down with that...we got two words for him) Get to come to the tailgate.

[dolemitesooner]

You'd better get to hatin' on teh horsepigs iff'n you want me to keep lovin' you.

:mad:
If I say I hate the horse pigs (which I do;) ) Do I get the lovin I deserve?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, yes...

Something tells me you'll get everything you deserve at this shindig...

:D

[dolemitesooner]

Oh, yes...

Something tells me you'll get everything you deserve at this shindig...

:D
YES....I HATE THOSE MOTHER FUDGE PACKIN HORSEY DORSEYS

[bri]

Holy crap!

ORGY IN THE 5TH WHEEL!!!!!!

[yermom]

OUT

[dolemitesooner]

IN

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Something else tells me what you deserve is a whippin'...

:D

[dolemitesooner]

Something else tells me what you deserve is a whippin'...

:D
Well maybe ;)

[soonerbrat]

not only do they deserve whippins, they want them.

[dolemitesooner]

not only do they deserve whippins, they want them.
Hey don't be telling everyone me secrets:mad:

[Boarder]

You need to rent one of these:

http://www.primetimeinteractive.com/IMAGES/large_images/jousting1.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

You need to rent one of these:

http://www.primetimeinteractive.com/IMAGES/large_images/jousting1.jpg

Oh holy crap. Dolemite goes American Gladiators on teh n00bs!

[proud gonzo]

I think he should just go Gladiator and rent a man-eating tiger.

[bri]

Dude, I get to be NITRO!!!!

[dolemitesooner]

I think drinking is bad....but I will still have the tailgate

[yermom]

I think he should just go Gladiator and rent a man-eating tiger.

doleo does love tigers

[dolemitesooner]

why do you people call me doelo...its ****ing dolemite...Even I can see that the lcomes before the e its not doleo. There are not 2 ****ing o's peope////

Seeeshhh

[yermom]

you don't get to choose your own nickname

just ask Pat

it could be worse ;)

[dolemitesooner]

you don't get to choose your own nickname

just ask Pat

it could be worse ;)
I choose what i choose beoncye..eat **** and die:mad:

[yermom]

whatever doleoster

[dolemitesooner]

whatever doleoster
:mad:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It's so sad to see a young couple fight!!! Why can't they get married like the rest of us!

[bri]

Man, who wizzed in the dolemeister's Cheerios this morning? :D

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Doleotista - Bringer of Truthiness

[Scott D]

why do you people call me doelo...its ****ing dolemite...Even I can see that the lcomes before the e its not doleo. There are not 2 ****ing o's peope////

Seeeshhh

shut the **** up huggy bear.

[bri]

Why is dolekins so cranky?

[olevetonahill]

Why is dolekins so cranky?

Cause his azz is sore , Pay attention ;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It's Doleokins *******...can't you read he said there is two o's in Doleomite

[proud gonzo]

dole(mit)e(s)oo(ner)

doleeoo!

[StoopTroup]

This thread should be a STICKY imo.

[Jimminy Crimson]

This thread is STINKY imo.

:cool:

[proud gonzo]

it used to be

[bri]

I guess someone started having second thoughts about leaving a sticky up for almost an entire year...:D

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Well the adhesive glue would come off eventually