holy crap....

[OUAndy1807]

don't click on this unless you want to throw up a little in your mouth. I'm thinking about getting this stuff:
http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

[SoonerSid]

actually sounds like it may be something to consider..

[Rogue]

Dood, even with the warning, that is nassssty. What's wrong with using Golightly or magnesium citrate?

[SoonerDood]

just as long as those are really "death" and not "vital organs"

[Rogue]

3/25/06 – WE’VE GOT CHUNKAGE !! Yup, I struck pay dirt!! OK, here's the scoop on the poop. I stayed up late last night to read more testimonials on the DrNatura website in hopes of reading a few testimonials by those who were a bit slower at seeing any real results....just as encouragement to keep on going. This morning I awoke with no headache of which I suffer daily usually caused by 4 previous car accidents and having been struck by lightning three years ago...yes lightning. So I feel only a slight urge to go #2...and it was a fairly sizable poo. Naturally I was curious so using a Q-TIP (will switch to a chopstick next time...need more length & distance) I checked it out... and OH MAH GAWD!!! What did I see? Lumps of and strands of black, old intestinal rottage from the Ken Wolfson museum of natural history!! The shape & formation tells me it's the rotted lining from a cove in my intestines. The length was only 2 inches at best on some but there was plenty of proof. Poking around yielded more and more but finally I said OK that's enough...I am convinced that this stuff is working...patience is the key here...so I'll just give time some time. I have been feeling something that feels like slight movement, not painful mind you, in my intestines...but mostly it just feels like it is hot in a tiny area inside. I feel energetic & happy! How about that! I am very excited about upping the Colonix fiber and Paranil tomorrow which is day 6. By the way...my diet intake has not changed much except that I seem to have lost my taste for soda. I used to drink several cans of Coke a day. Don't even miss it! I have more energy than I know what to do with...what the heck is all that about. I have not felt this good in a long, long time! So far only one ‘movement’ today. .

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, I'm totally getting this stuff.

Anything that can make playing with your own poo that enjoyable will save me a ton of money in the long run. Goodbye DVD purchases!

[birddog]

WET N WILD!

[proud gonzo]

wtf

[Frozen Sooner]

You know what a better name for that product would be?

Death Stick.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm sorry mama.....i didnt mean to make you cry, but tonite, i'm cleaning out my colon.......

[StoopTroup]

It's my understanding that colon cleansers rank right up there with the hair revitalizing products.

[proud gonzo]

i'm thinking maybe it's something in the product that makes your crap look like that. i'm skeptical. and totally grossed out.

[olevetonahill]

Im thinking they shouldn't have swallowed those Chinese love beads :eek:

[Rogue]

i'm thinking maybe it's something in the product that makes your crap look like that. i'm skeptical. and totally grossed out.

My thoughts too. Otherwise wouldn't this be what the GI docs would recommend before the old snoop 'n scope?

[yermom]

i don't have all that much faith in doctors for this kinda thing...

my cousin is big into the fitness thing and swears by the colon cleansing stuff. i don't know about that stuff specifically, but he had some similar stories :eek:

before i tried anything, i'd be checking out the ingredients and see what they do/are supposed to do and what/where they are from

a couple of the things he was using were like Psyllium Husks and some other herbal thing that sounded pretty benign, i can't remember what it was called, but it was basically a natural laxative

[Frozen Sooner]

i don't have all that much faith in doctors for this kinda thing...

my cousin is big into the fitness thing and swears by the colon cleansing stuff. i don't know about that stuff specifically, but he had some similar stories :eek:

before i tried anything, i'd be checking out the ingredients and see what they do/are supposed to do and what/where they are from

a couple of the things he was using were like Psyllium Husks and some other herbal thing that sounded pretty benign, i can't remember what it was called, but it was basically a natural laxative

Trust me, yermom-when the doc is doing the snooping, you get to watch the whole thing via fiberoptic camera.

After I took the stuff they gave me to clean you out, it was straight up clean in there.

[proud gonzo]

yeah, i wouldn't be convinced I need cleaning out unless somebody gave me some proof.

[OUAndy1807]

yeah, i wouldn't be convinced I need cleaning out unless somebody gave me some proof.
apparently you didn't see the photos.

[proud gonzo]

apparently you didn't see the photos.no, i'd want proof before i would take the stuff to make alien **** come out the other end. you'd have to prove to me that there's a problem before I'll take action to correct it.

[sanantoniosooner]

no, i'd want proof before i would take the stuff to make alien **** come out the other end. you'd have to prove to me that there's a problem before I'll take action to correct it.
So when do we schedule the probe?

[dolemitesooner]

OMG GOD NEG SPEK EVEN WITH THE WARNING

[proud gonzo]

OMG GOD NEG SPEK EVEN WITH THE WARNING I agree--the warning was completely insufficient

[Boarder]

The thought of a coke or any soda product just is totally unappealing to me now!!!

The thought of any food product entering my body for the immediate future is beyond totally unappealing. I wish I could wash my brain after seeing that.

[GottaHavePride]

I wish I could wash my brain after seeing that.

they probably sell a product for that, too. If they don't they will soon.

[Frozen Sooner]

they probably sell a product for that, too. If they don't they will soon.

So, I've never written to endorse a product before in my life, but this time is different. I've always had a stuffy nose and a bit of a headache, but after taking your "Cranial Enema" product for about four days, I felt something start to loosen up up there. I'll get back to you tomorrow for more results.

****

Yeah, so I seen a little stuf on my pillow today wen I woked up. It wuz a lttle gros. My noze is feeloing better!

***

MOR STUF CAM OWT 2DAY! It war al stickie and nasti. Mi zone feel GRTEA!

***

GO POKES! PISTOLS FIRING!

[soonerboomer93]

I noticed that alot of the people in the testimonials discussed how they only took a bm like once a week, or the incredible amount of water (2 liters) they were supposed to drink every day. I would almost think that the problem comes from the fact that they aren't drinking enough water. I'm sure the herbs do some good, but I would be the main influence is water.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Okay - I saw this thread this morning, read it and then just went about my business.

But I've been thinking and I wanna know what that is that's coming out. TECHNICALLY - what is it and why is it building-up to the point of 3 feet long in my guts?

I'm bothered by this now. Where's Doc?

[achiro]

OK tell the truth, who clicked on the thumbnails to make the pics larger?:eek:

[mdklatt]

If that product is more expensive than anything you can get at Taco Bell it's a waste of money.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

OK tell the truth, who clicked on the thumbnails to make the pics larger?:eek:


I DID!

I wanna know what that is.

[sanantoniosooner]

I've had enough crap on my thumbnail without clicking on those pictures.

[StoopTroup]

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/putty_pull-727923.jpghttp://home.flash.net/~rayearle/Sfiles/Silly_Putty.png

[mrowl]

i don't have all that much faith in doctors for this kinda thing...

my cousin is big into the fitness thing and swears by the colon cleansing stuff. i don't know about that stuff specifically, but he had some similar stories :eek:

before i tried anything, i'd be checking out the ingredients and see what they do/are supposed to do and what/where they are from

a couple of the things he was using were like Psyllium Husks and some other herbal thing that sounded pretty benign, i can't remember what it was called, but it was basically a natural laxative

it works... and you don't have to spend any money for it to work either.

google: sea salt cleanse.

Warm Water, sea salt.... :eek: :( :eek: :D

[yermom]

heh, i wasn't doubting, i just wasn't going to say how it worked, since i never inspected his poo

[crawfish]

Was that a purple tube sock?!?!? :eek:

[yermom]

so someone here needs to try this and post pictures

i nominate BSG :D

or achiro

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh. Hell. No.

I nominate doleo. Now THAT would be some entertaining readin'. Watching him all flip out when 3 feet of green death slime come out of his body...

[yermom]

yeah, but he'd never take pictures

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He'd be calling you to help him.

This would so rule.

[Czar Soonerov]

I prefer http://www.colonblow.com/

http://www.colonblow.com/images/dear_mom_2.jpg

[NormanPride]

Holy crap, I think I might actually pitch in to read about that.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

See?

We can do this. For science.

[Rogue]

One of the few threads that would be worse with pictures.

[Cam]

yeah, i wouldn't be convinced I need cleaning out unless somebody gave me some proof.
Ever eaten a steak?

[Czar Soonerov]

I'm not gonna be able to eat beef jerky for a while.

[MamaMia]

I decided not to click on the link, but the thread was still quite interesting.

[achiro]

so someone here needs to try this and post pictures

i nominate BSG :D

or achiro
oh HELL no!

[olevetonahill]

I decided not to click on the link, but the thread was still quite interesting.
I think its a ****ty thread :)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Well...the Mayo Clinic doesn't think you should do this. They say you need that stuff there to keep your system in balance.

I still wanna know exactly what that stuff is building-up in my guts. It's kinda troubling me.

[Oldnslo]

Does this look infected?

[Mongo]

I have been using a product almost like this. It has made me pass some disgusting things. Here is the nastiest thing that I passed.


http://img287.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mackim4.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

I have been using a product almost like this. It has made me pass some disgusting things. Here is the nastiest thing that I passed.


http://img287.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mackim4.jpg
That's what you get for eating Mack and cheese.

[proud gonzo]

Well...the Mayo Clinic doesn't think you should do this. They say you need that stuff there to keep your system in balance.

I still wanna know exactly what that stuff is building-up in my guts. It's kinda troubling me.if it flushes out all the bacteria in your intestines, that could be a problem. you need all that stuff to balance out your internal ecosystem.


oh, and I am definitely not clicking on mongo's link

[sanantoniosooner]

oh, and I am definitely not clicking on mongo's link
ah.....c'mon.

It's VSFW.

[Mongo]

if it flushes out all the bacteria in your intestines, that could be a problem. you need all that stuff to balance out your internal ecosystem.


oh, and I am definitely not clicking on mongo's link

Its not that bad:D

[Mixer!]

http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/951road_to_wellville_ver1.jpg

[proud gonzo]

Its not that bad:DI wasn't willing to take a chance with this thread :D

[Rogue]

Mongo's link is funny. I'm still in shock about the first warning-label link pictures though.

[sanantoniosooner]

Mongo's link is funny. I'm still in shock about the first warning-label link pictures though.
actually all this debate about it has killed the minimal humor it contained.

Thanks pg.

[12]

I agree with PG. This stuff just manipulates your waste. It's Poo Glue.