View Full Version : Dennis Franchione...
goingoneight
10/29/2006, 04:15 PM
... has not saved his job yet.
... lost 77-0.
... wishes he had treated Reggie like Mack treated Vince.
... goes into crunch time against Army.
... often dreams about sheep.
OUAndy1807
10/29/2006, 04:20 PM
....believes a field that you play a game on is a suitable war memorial.
sooneron
10/29/2006, 04:42 PM
Promised he wasn't leaving bama.
Octavian
10/29/2006, 04:45 PM
just beat his rival.
oumartin
10/29/2006, 04:47 PM
is 7-1!
fadada1
10/29/2006, 05:00 PM
... is way too easy to make fun of.
birddog
10/29/2006, 05:15 PM
...takes rolls of pennies to strip clubs.
goingoneight
10/29/2006, 09:42 PM
...takes rolls of pennies to strip clubs...
... to pay for beer.
OUAndy1807
10/29/2006, 09:44 PM
....thinks the list-eater is strangely hot.
goingoneight
10/29/2006, 09:47 PM
... thinks the sheep dog is strangely hawt...
Tulsa_Fireman
10/29/2006, 09:50 PM
... thinks the students at his university smashing their crotch is a dead fire, cash money way to victory...
Harris County Sooner
10/29/2006, 10:33 PM
...doesn't floss after every meal
goingoneight
10/29/2006, 10:38 PM
... will play USC in the toilet bowl...
BudSooner
10/29/2006, 11:10 PM
.....Smells like old cheese....and is not named Earl......
mightysooner
10/29/2006, 11:13 PM
Dances around in front of his wife in his tighty whities blaring "Tube snake boogie" over the radio.
sooneron
10/29/2006, 11:17 PM
looks like my Dad!!!
Tidefan36854
10/29/2006, 11:20 PM
Is about to be 7-2
StoopTroup
10/29/2006, 11:20 PM
...thinks he'll be president someday.
ClintonSooner
10/29/2006, 11:24 PM
...Is a damn fine coach!
jp jp jp:D ;)
AwaySooner
10/30/2006, 02:57 AM
sent text message to break up with his secretary...
left town without telling his team he quit..
SoonerTerry
10/30/2006, 06:55 AM
...wants to go to mack's house for a sleepover
crawfish
10/30/2006, 08:37 AM
...ate the ticket list for the OU game.
...always wears his seat belt, even when filming rap videos.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/30/2006, 10:41 AM
Secretly takes a dump on the collie graveyards...
Prevents the cultists from displaying the score to the dead dogs...
Can't effin believe this thread made it to page 4!
...enjoys his Krispy Kremes almost as much as Japorkie Lane.
sooneron
11/3/2006, 11:06 PM
... likes riding the coin op pony in front of Kroger's.
...parks his car on his neighbor's lawn.
SicEmBaylor
11/3/2006, 11:12 PM
...is negotiating to have his contract buyout paid in ho-ho's instead of cash.
sooneron
11/3/2006, 11:13 PM
... like to test the sneeze guard at the buffet.
sooneron
11/3/2006, 11:14 PM
... visits NY with a camera around his neck and maps in his hand.
birddog
11/3/2006, 11:35 PM
...always dreamed of working for tyson chicken, "a top-flight bird outfit."
....kicks puppies and drowns kittens.
Landthief 1972
11/4/2006, 01:06 AM
...tucks it between his legs and puts on his wife's bra.
Landthief 1972
11/4/2006, 01:26 AM
...stood up Rogerson at the Homecoming Dance for a blowup doll.
birddog
11/4/2006, 01:36 AM
...printed up 8-1 t-shirts.
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 01:49 AM
had a deep voice prior to trip through Lorena.
mobilesteve
11/4/2006, 08:46 AM
Didn't understand why people disliked "Brokeback Mountain":texan:
jrsooner
11/4/2006, 09:49 AM
... taking Hari Kari lessons at his local jr college.
AlbqSooner
11/4/2006, 09:56 AM
Likes doinking the pony ride in front of KMart
Desert Sapper
11/4/2006, 10:02 AM
Does the truffle-shuffle for extra donuts at the Krispy Kreme.
Tidefan36854
11/4/2006, 10:30 AM
Starts his late season 3 game losing streak...Today!;)
FlatheadSooner
11/4/2006, 10:32 AM
Has a real annoying voice.
Flagstaffsooner
11/4/2006, 10:39 AM
...tucks it between his legs and puts on his wife's bra.That makes me sad in my pants.:O
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 03:53 PM
...likes to be called "Frannie".
...is another in a long line of loser coaches at aTm.
goingoneight
11/4/2006, 04:12 PM
... doesn't understand why he's not in the top ten like 8-1 Texas... :confused:
SoonerinLex
11/4/2006, 04:25 PM
...thinks Brigadoon is a great recruiting video for the Aggies.
OUmillenium
11/4/2006, 07:57 PM
found his happy place by meeting Seabass in a truckstop restroom stall
proudsoonergal
11/5/2006, 01:26 AM
.... has STILL never beaten Stoops! WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!
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