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goingoneight
10/29/2006, 04:15 PM
... has not saved his job yet.

... lost 77-0.

... wishes he had treated Reggie like Mack treated Vince.

... goes into crunch time against Army.

... often dreams about sheep.
OUAndy1807
10/29/2006, 04:20 PM
....believes a field that you play a game on is a suitable war memorial.
sooneron
10/29/2006, 04:42 PM
Promised he wasn't leaving bama.
Octavian
10/29/2006, 04:45 PM
just beat his rival.
oumartin
10/29/2006, 04:47 PM
is 7-1!
fadada1
10/29/2006, 05:00 PM
... is way too easy to make fun of.
birddog
10/29/2006, 05:15 PM
...takes rolls of pennies to strip clubs.
goingoneight
10/29/2006, 09:42 PM
...takes rolls of pennies to strip clubs...

... to pay for beer.
OUAndy1807
10/29/2006, 09:44 PM
....thinks the list-eater is strangely hot.
goingoneight
10/29/2006, 09:47 PM
... thinks the sheep dog is strangely hawt...
Tulsa_Fireman
10/29/2006, 09:50 PM
... thinks the students at his university smashing their crotch is a dead fire, cash money way to victory...
Harris County Sooner
10/29/2006, 10:33 PM
...doesn't floss after every meal
goingoneight
10/29/2006, 10:38 PM
... will play USC in the toilet bowl...
BudSooner
10/29/2006, 11:10 PM
.....Smells like old cheese....and is not named Earl......
mightysooner
10/29/2006, 11:13 PM
Dances around in front of his wife in his tighty whities blaring "Tube snake boogie" over the radio.
sooneron
10/29/2006, 11:17 PM
looks like my Dad!!!
Tidefan36854
10/29/2006, 11:20 PM
Is about to be 7-2
StoopTroup
10/29/2006, 11:20 PM
...thinks he'll be president someday.
ClintonSooner
10/29/2006, 11:24 PM
...Is a damn fine coach!




jp jp jp:D ;)
Dio
10/29/2006, 11:42 PM
...lost to John Blake
AwaySooner
10/30/2006, 02:57 AM
sent text message to break up with his secretary...

left town without telling his team he quit..
SoonerTerry
10/30/2006, 06:55 AM
...wants to go to mack's house for a sleepover
crawfish
10/30/2006, 08:37 AM
...ate the ticket list for the OU game.
Dio
10/30/2006, 09:09 AM
...always wears his seat belt, even when filming rap videos.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/30/2006, 10:41 AM
Secretly takes a dump on the collie graveyards...


Prevents the cultists from displaying the score to the dead dogs...
Ash
11/3/2006, 10:56 PM
Can't effin believe this thread made it to page 4!
Ash
11/3/2006, 11:04 PM
...enjoys his Krispy Kremes almost as much as Japorkie Lane.
sooneron
11/3/2006, 11:06 PM
... likes riding the coin op pony in front of Kroger's.
Ash
11/3/2006, 11:10 PM
...parks his car on his neighbor's lawn.
SicEmBaylor
11/3/2006, 11:12 PM
...is negotiating to have his contract buyout paid in ho-ho's instead of cash.
sooneron
11/3/2006, 11:13 PM
... like to test the sneeze guard at the buffet.
sooneron
11/3/2006, 11:14 PM
... visits NY with a camera around his neck and maps in his hand.
birddog
11/3/2006, 11:35 PM
...always dreamed of working for tyson chicken, "a top-flight bird outfit."
Doged
11/4/2006, 12:56 AM
....kicks puppies and drowns kittens.
Landthief 1972
11/4/2006, 01:06 AM
...tucks it between his legs and puts on his wife's bra.
Landthief 1972
11/4/2006, 01:26 AM
...stood up Rogerson at the Homecoming Dance for a blowup doll.
birddog
11/4/2006, 01:36 AM
...printed up 8-1 t-shirts.
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 01:49 AM
had a deep voice prior to trip through Lorena.
mobilesteve
11/4/2006, 08:46 AM
Didn't understand why people disliked "Brokeback Mountain":texan:
jrsooner
11/4/2006, 09:49 AM
... taking Hari Kari lessons at his local jr college.
AlbqSooner
11/4/2006, 09:56 AM
Likes doinking the pony ride in front of KMart
Desert Sapper
11/4/2006, 10:02 AM
Does the truffle-shuffle for extra donuts at the Krispy Kreme.
Tidefan36854
11/4/2006, 10:30 AM
Starts his late season 3 game losing streak...Today!;)
FlatheadSooner
11/4/2006, 10:32 AM
Has a real annoying voice.
Flagstaffsooner
11/4/2006, 10:39 AM
...tucks it between his legs and puts on his wife's bra.That makes me sad in my pants.:O
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 03:53 PM
...likes to be called "Frannie".

...is another in a long line of loser coaches at aTm.
goingoneight
11/4/2006, 04:12 PM
... doesn't understand why he's not in the top ten like 8-1 Texas... :confused:
SoonerinLex
11/4/2006, 04:25 PM
...thinks Brigadoon is a great recruiting video for the Aggies.
OUmillenium
11/4/2006, 07:57 PM
found his happy place by meeting Seabass in a truckstop restroom stall
proudsoonergal
11/5/2006, 01:26 AM
.... has STILL never beaten Stoops! WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!