I'm getting up now before College football bed sores appear on my gluteus maximus

[Okla-homey]

I'm gonna miss the Tenn-S. Sarolina game.:mad:

I'm being drug to some "March of Dimes" benefit dealio downtown. This being Tulsa and all, no doubt there will be happy pokes there.:O

Would someone call me at nine pm on my cel and loudly state (so others at the table can hear) that my house is on fire please?

Only thing that is gonna get me thru this in remembering...next weekend. Killing deer at the Dean-arosa in the shadow of the maximum security hoosegow down in Lexington OK.:D

[VeeJay]

That sounds almost as bad as a niece's bithday - on a Saturday afternoon - in Miami - during football season.

It's a 70 mile round trip down there. I've made it once in ten years with Mrs. VJ. She hates me for it.

Her brother has four kids. Like I'm gonna go to all four kid's birthdays.

I'm just trying to avoid a show of favoritism by not attending any of them.