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Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 07:31 AM
Dang! Some dude just got shot and killed in front of my neighborhood grocery store.

No link, I was just over there and there was like 10 police cruisers out there and a taped-off scene.
fadada1
10/28/2006, 07:41 AM
sounds like he needed some huggies.
olevetonahill
10/28/2006, 09:53 AM
Is he still dead ?
Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 09:55 AM
As far as I know..
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:40 PM
weird...
Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 12:43 PM
Yeah, let me see if adn.com has a link yet.
jk the sooner fan
10/28/2006, 12:47 PM
isnt that a song? "met my old killer at the grocery store....."

or something like that
Cam
10/28/2006, 12:49 PM
I thought maybe you were trying murder as a cure for insomnia.
Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 12:52 PM
If I had some medical research to back up murder as a cure for insomnia, I'd probably try it.

Maybe then the voices will shut up for a few minutes.
Cam
10/28/2006, 12:55 PM
If I had some medical research to back up murder as a cure for insomnia, I'd probably try it.

Maybe then the voices will shut up for a few minutes.
If it works out for ya, I could provide you a list. It would keep ya busy for at least a couple of weeks. :D
Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 12:56 PM
Will they ever be missed?
Cam
10/28/2006, 01:25 PM
Will they ever be missed?
To the contrary, there will be some hellacious parties thrown.
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 02:34 PM
If I had some medical research to back up murder as a cure for insomnia, I'd probably try it.

Maybe then the voices will shut up for a few minutes. DEATH THERAPY!!
1stTimeCaller
10/28/2006, 02:38 PM
what did they do with his spilled groceries?
OUHOMER
10/28/2006, 03:24 PM
i bet it was gang related
Ike
10/28/2006, 03:51 PM
i bet it was gang related

yup...Those anchorage gangs are ruthless.
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 04:02 PM
http://chucksconnection.com/westside/westside2.jpg
Malamutes!

http://chucksconnection.com/westside/westside3.jpg
Moose!
Czar Soonerov
10/28/2006, 04:04 PM
Cops should sent in Marion Cobretti...

http://static.flickr.com/55/134314865_e87f0de970_m.jpg
You're the disease, and I'm the cure.
Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 05:16 PM
yup...Those anchorage gangs are ruthless.

Believe it or not, they're beginning to be a pretty big problem. It probably was gang-related. We've had a bunch of gang violence lately. Laugh all you want, but Anchorage has close to 300,000 people and is beginning to show signs of exurban migration.
Penguin
10/28/2006, 08:12 PM
I had exurban migration once.


I took 2 Ex-Lax and it was gone by 8 a.m.
Jerk
10/28/2006, 08:30 PM
Next thing you know, they'll be doing drive-by's in Eek, Alaska on dog sleds.
BudSooner
10/28/2006, 10:13 PM
Next thing you know, they'll be doing drive-by's in Eek, Alaska on dog sleds.


"Yo, I'ma gonna bust a cap in yo ***...'soon as dis dog gets his azz mov'in!"

"Can you describe the assailant?"
"no, but he had a team of pit bulls for a sled team"
Jerk
10/28/2006, 10:53 PM
"Yo, I'ma gonna bust a cap in yo ***...'soon as dis dog gets his azz mov'in!"

"Can you describe the assailant?"
"no, but he had a team of pit bulls for a sled team"


heheeheheehe!

I'd be laughing if I were sober, too!

Spek to you, bro!