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sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:29 PM
That's right bitches!!!!!

Corey Feldman just hacked up Jason on AMC!!!:texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :texan: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:30 PM
I need to spread some reputation around before giving it up to sooneron again.

that sounds bad.
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:32 PM
cool
:cool:
King Crimson
10/27/2006, 10:32 PM
token appearance. gotta hit the hay since tomorrow AM i have a small chore before we take MU to the woodshed....or can't cover anyone...depending.
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:33 PM
props to you vet for starting another thread - how's about we stay here?
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:33 PM
token appearance. gotta hit the hay since tomorrow AM i have a small chore before we take MU to the woodshed....or can't cover anyone...depending.

golfing?
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:36 PM
token appearance. gotta hit the hay since tomorrow AM i have a small chore before we take MU to the woodshed....or can't cover anyone...depending.
an im an ole geezer :eek:
***** ;)
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:37 PM
Still here and Wolfen is on AMC
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:37 PM
props to you vet for starting another thread - how's about we stay here?
works for me
King Crimson
10/27/2006, 10:38 PM
an im an ole geezer :eek:
***** ;)

hey, that wasn't me grampaw.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:38 PM
I LUB my new avatar, btw!!
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:39 PM
hey, that wasn't me grampaw.
have i speked you ?
cause i wanta neg if not ;)
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:39 PM
Oooh! Original Friday the 13th on AMC! Make that Bravo!

Almost time for scotch 5
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:39 PM
I LUB my new avatar, btw!!

your 1st grade pic?
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:42 PM
someone needs to ask me about the hawt, blonde, german accent waitress I had tonight.
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:44 PM
someone needs to ask me about the hawt, blonde, german accent waitress I had tonight.
Pics ?
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:44 PM
Had for what?
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:44 PM
Pics ?

I wish.
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:45 PM
someone needs to ask me about the hawt, blonde, german accent waitress I had tonight.

OK...what about her?

:pop:
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:45 PM
Had for what?

had for serving food is all. :(
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:46 PM
This is terrible butt story

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/samir/samir3.jpg
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:46 PM
had for serving food is all. :(

That's your story?!?

:mad:
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:48 PM
That's your story?!?

:mad:
yea wheres the butt secks and cleavage :(
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:49 PM
OK...what about her?

:pop:

OK, thanks for asking. :D

So the wife wants to eat seafood. The best option if you are in OKC is to go to Red Lobster. So this tall, blonde shows up as our waitress. She has her hair in a pony-tail, and is wearing some of those rectangle shaped black glasses. She starts to talk and she has a heavy German type accent. Totally hawt. When I get the check, it says here name is Anna.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:50 PM
http://www.mugpeddler.com/images/bier_girl_2.jpg
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:50 PM
Mm Hmm, go on...
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:50 PM
http://www.mugpeddler.com/images/bier_girl_2.jpg

she was better looking than that, but she didn't have that much beer.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:51 PM
OK, thanks for asking. :D

So the wife wants to eat seafood. The best option if you are in OKC is to go to Red Lobster. So this tall, blonde shows up as our waitress. She has her hair in a pony-tail, and is wearing some of those rectangle shaped black glasses. She starts to talk and she has a heavy German type accent. Totally hawt. When I get the check, it says here name is Anna.
Is Pearl's no longer in OKC?? Cuz I can name ten places better than Red Lobster in OKC.
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:51 PM
OK, thanks for asking. :D

So the wife wants to eat seafood. The best option if you are in OKC is to go to Red Lobster. So this tall, blonde shows up as our waitress. She has her hair in a pony-tail, and is wearing some of those rectangle shaped black glasses. She starts to talk and she has a heavy German type accent. Totally hawt. When I get the check, it says here name is Anna.
BOO wheres the butt secks and clevage ?
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:52 PM
she was better looking than that, but she didn't have that much beer.
Ohhh, like this?
http://www.northbayentertainment.com/images/walkPAULIS.gif
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:52 PM
Scotch 5! or 6! I lost count
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 10:53 PM
I aint speking anyone else :P
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:54 PM
Is Pearl's no longer in OKC?? Cuz I can name ten places better than Red Lobster in OKC.

I've been to Pearl's a few times. I know Red Lobster is a chain, but we've always had good food there. Better than Pearl's. And no hawt blonde waitresses either. ;)
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:54 PM
Tonight it's rum, tomorrow bloody mary's followed by beer
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:55 PM
I've been to Pearl's a few times. I know Red Lobster is a chain, but we've always had good food there. Better than Pearl's. And no hawt blonde waitresses either. ;)

mmmm cheddar bay biscuits....

Now what about the blonde!?
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:56 PM
I aint speking anyone else :P

Damn - if I had a pic of her, you'd give me major spek. :D
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:57 PM
SWEET! Nigt Of The Living Dead is on Encore West!
sooneron
10/27/2006, 10:57 PM
I just might be hammered ALL DAY tomorrow.
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 10:58 PM
mmmm cheddar bay biscuits....

Now what about the blonde!?

Those damn biscuits are the debil.

I'm telling you - this blonde was hawt - smokin. The hair pulled up, the black rimmed glasses, the german accent. If only if weren't for my wife sitting across the booth from me.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:00 PM
Those damn biscuits are the debil.

I'm telling you - this blonde was hawt - smokin. The hair pulled up, the black rimmed glasses, the german accent. If only if weren't for my wife sitting across the booth from me.
you might have made eye contact...
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:02 PM
Sushi Neko kicks red lobstah's ***! quit being cheap, Mr. Shrimply delicious!
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:03 PM
you might have made eye contact...

yeah - the wife says "she's pretty isn't she?"

What the hell am I suppose to say? (she's smokin)

so I'm like "I guess so".

wrong answer.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:06 PM
yeah - the wife says "she's pretty isn't she?"

What the hell am I suppose to say? (she's smokin)

so I'm like "I guess so".

wrong answer.
sometimes, you just can't win, unlike the time I was at a bar with my female roomate and she asked me if I thought a girl was cute.... well, from there, it got good...:texan:
Ash
10/27/2006, 11:06 PM
yeah - the wife says "she's pretty isn't she?"

What the hell am I suppose to say? (she's smokin)

so I'm like "I guess so".

wrong answer.

That's kinda like wife pwn3d
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:06 PM
Sushi Neko kicks red lobstah's ***! quit being cheap, Mr. Shrimply delicious!

sounds asian.

I prefer deep fried, heart cloging american food.
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:07 PM
sometimes, you just can't win, unlike the time I was at a bar with my female roomate and she asked me if I thought a girl was cute.... well, from there, it got good...:texan:

go on.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:07 PM
sounds asian.

I prefer deep fried, heart cloging american food.
Ever hear of tempura, ya ****ing hillbilly!??
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:07 PM
That's kinda like wife pwn3d

yeah - don't think I'm gettin any tonight. :(
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:08 PM
Ever hear of tempura, ya ****ing hillbilly!??

tempura? doesn't sound american.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:08 PM
go on.
Well, me and this roommate had already had relations...

and that made things messy to say the least
and the other girl had a booger sugar problem. But things were interesting for a night. Ahhhhh, New York!\
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:13 PM
and the other girl had a booger sugar problem. But things were interesting for a night. Ahhhhh, New York!\

New Yorkers :rolleyes: - we perfer meth here in Oklahama. ;)
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:18 PM
Columbia gals ...
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:20 PM
Columbia gals ...

ahh - good coffee in the morning!
olevetonahill
10/27/2006, 11:21 PM
Talk about wrong answers
my wife asked me , does this dress make my azz look fat :eek:
I said NO your fat azz makes it look fat :D
we are now divorced ;)
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:24 PM
yeah - the wife says "she's pretty isn't she?"

What the hell am I suppose to say? (she's smokin)

so I'm like "I guess so".

wrong answer.
Your first mistake was NOT saying "WHO?" I didn't notice, I was looking at the menu...
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:30 PM
Your first mistake was NOT saying "WHO?" I didn't notice, I was looking at the menu...

that's a problem when I'm turning my head to watch the waitress walk away.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:31 PM
heh
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:32 PM
BTW, I got the wife's car into the driveway Ok, I would like to thank all the well wishers.
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:33 PM
BTW, I got the wife's car into the driveway Ok, I would like to thank all the well wishers.

you're welcome.
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:35 PM
I guess the Cardinals won the World Series if anybody cares - I don't.
Newbomb Turk
10/27/2006, 11:42 PM
alright, you guys are getting boring. I'm going to bed.
sooneron
10/27/2006, 11:42 PM
I guess the Cardinals won the World Series if anybody cares - I don't.
not me
StoopTroup
10/28/2006, 12:24 AM
I do...lol
GottaHavePride
10/28/2006, 12:31 AM
whiskey & coke!
bri
10/28/2006, 12:31 AM
Hot cuppa soup!

cold + yelling for three hours straight = no voice
GottaHavePride
10/28/2006, 12:33 AM
Hot cuppa soup!

cold + yelling for three hours straight = no voice

Whiskey'll fix that.
GottaHavePride
10/28/2006, 12:42 AM
Wait, did everyone else bail?
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:45 AM
looks like it
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:46 AM
yeah - the wife says "she's pretty isn't she?"

What the hell am I suppose to say? (she's smokin)

so I'm like "I guess so".

wrong answer.
I don't understand that. Did she want you to say "no, she's ugly"?? :confused:
GottaHavePride
10/28/2006, 12:46 AM
****.
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:47 AM
huh?
GottaHavePride
10/28/2006, 12:49 AM
I was responding to your "looks like it". with the one that translates to sheisse, I believe.
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:50 AM
oh ok. I didn't understand how that followed the other post of mine
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:50 AM
of course...i could have just said "What are you talking about?" and you could have answered me...
sooneron
10/28/2006, 12:53 AM
You sober people have ruined another drunky threaqdQQQ!!!!!
GottaHavePride
10/28/2006, 12:56 AM
Who's sober?
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:56 AM
...I am :O
sooneron
10/28/2006, 12:59 AM
No sober folk shall be in drunkytown threads...
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 01:03 AM
bite me :D
bri
10/28/2006, 01:30 AM
I'm a mod. I'll be wherever the f*ck I want. ;)

Besides, shouldn't you be passed out by now?
Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 01:38 AM
:mad:

I don't drink anymore. At all.

:mad:
Tailwind
10/28/2006, 01:58 AM
You must be awfully dehydrated by now.
Frozen Sooner
10/28/2006, 02:01 AM
Nah. I just eat lots of moist brownies.
olevetonahill
10/28/2006, 02:06 AM
:mad:

I don't drink anymore. At all.

:mad:
I dont drink any less :eek:
sooneron
10/28/2006, 04:20 PM
I'm a mod. I'll be wherever the f*ck I want. ;)

Besides, shouldn't you be passed out by now?
The funny thing is, I believe I was at that point!:eek:
bri
10/28/2006, 07:18 PM
Heh, you ARE hard-core! :D