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handcrafted
10/27/2006, 01:30 PM
but my farts burn. What causes that?
crawfish
10/27/2006, 01:30 PM
You're posting out of your ***.
Fugue
10/27/2006, 01:36 PM
the lighter you're using on them?
KABOOKIE
10/27/2006, 01:42 PM
The burn says it's working!
I_SMELL_FEAR
10/27/2006, 02:16 PM
I WONT make a remark about your "partner" and tabsco....
handcrafted
10/27/2006, 02:26 PM
http://216.71.49.127/media/products/AB001e.gif
crawfish
10/27/2006, 02:27 PM
http://216.71.49.127/media/products/AB001e.gif

You're probably taking that a bit too literally.
n8v_ndn
10/27/2006, 04:02 PM
Maybe you're part Alien? What happens when you drool?
Jimminy Crimson
10/27/2006, 04:15 PM
Thats the sulfur at work! :texan:
handcrafted
10/27/2006, 04:48 PM
Maybe you're part Alien? What happens when you drool?

My wife smacks me for looking at the other chick.
OUDoc
10/27/2006, 06:59 PM
http://216.71.49.127/media/products/AB001e.gif
Here's your problem. It's NOT an anal lube, despite what it says.
You're welcome.
King Crimson
10/27/2006, 07:11 PM
Here's your problem. It's NOT an anal lube, despite what it says.
You're welcome.

oh no.
crawfish
10/27/2006, 07:15 PM
Here's your problem. It's NOT an anal lube, despite what it says.
You're welcome.

That's what I said, in so much words. :mad:
OUDoc
10/27/2006, 07:32 PM
That's what I said, in so much words. :mad:
I think he wanted a professional opinion. It's all in the delivery.

:D
VeeJay
10/27/2006, 07:47 PM
The only thing I can offer is that when they burn like that...your underwear is shot.
LoyalFan
10/28/2006, 12:51 AM
The only thing I can offer is that when they burn like that...your underwear is shot.

True, laddy. All too terribly true.
I went through a particularly crepitatious phase during my callow youth and I can attest that repeated "scorchers" do seemingly have a detrimental effect on one's personal linens.
After a pair of drawers had been through, oh, say, eight wearings during this time, especially if t'were on Mexican Food Day (Wed.) at dear Old MHS, they developed what I shall (for the sake of delicacy) call a "Vent du Breeze".
My late mother went to her final rest thinking she'd gone terribly, horribly, amiss in her selection of make of washing machine, detergent, or cycle...or a combination thereof.
I became so notorious (and something of a pariah) that some of my peers came to be able to recognize and identify my various types of emissions, soley based on sound.
There was the "Flutterblatt" (A noisome yet impressive opus, reminiscent of a bass trombone player having a bit of sport.) The "Freep", an innocuous little "comment", was great fun if emitted in a crowded band hall during a pianissimo passage.
Alas, once in a great while, a "Spotchyblot" might achieve egress. Such an event was cause for humiliation supreme. After one of these I would slink, face aflame and walking "funny", to my locker. Therein, you see, I kept spare unmentionables, even a backup pair of Levi's.

Blushingly,

Loyal "Whistler" Fan
proud gonzo
10/28/2006, 12:59 AM
gwoss
LoyalFan
10/28/2006, 01:03 AM
gwoss

Twue, but all to tewwibwee twue, nonetheless.

L"W"F