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Okla-homey
10/27/2006, 09:10 AM
here's the dealio.

Misery has already ordered the rubber goal posts. In 15 trips to Columbia OUr boys have been victorious 14 times. Thus, Misery wants this one bad.

That said, the team I watched play at Ice Station Focker last Saturday can beat Misery...there is a problem however.

Yermom is going to the game. Your correspondent has learned from a confidential (but very reliable) source, we always lose whenever Yermom travels out of Oklahoma to see the Sooners play.

Thus, I am afeared Yermom is a Jonah*

Thus, for the love of Crimson, Yermom, please stay away. Watch it on the tube. We need this one.;)

*Jonah (n) 19th century American slang for a "jinx" or bearer of bad luck. The term was developed by sea-faring men and Civil War soldiers and was applied to soldiers and sailors whose bad luck spread to their messmates resulting in higher than normal casualties, death and assorted calamities. The term was derived from the Biblical Jonah who was tossed overboard in a storm by a ship's crew during a voyage plagued by very bad fortune. After they threw Jonah overboard, the storm calmed and the ship was saved. After hitting the sea, the Biblical Jonah was swallowed by a whale, completing his uber-sucky experience.
picasso
10/27/2006, 09:49 AM
the good news however is that I'm not doing an art show this weekend.

pic doing an art show during an OU game this season = 0-2.
NormanPride
10/27/2006, 10:00 AM
What does yermom's car look like?
colleyvillesooner
10/27/2006, 10:02 AM
I counter act that. They win when I travel and I'll be in Columbia.
crawfish
10/27/2006, 10:05 AM
I ain't worried. Mizzou is the only team in the NCAA to be screwed worse than us.
picasso
10/27/2006, 10:05 AM
I counter act that. They win when I travel and I'll be in Columbia.
the heck are you doing down there? scoring some primo eh?
OU4LIFE
10/27/2006, 10:08 AM
the good news however is that I'm not doing an art show this weekend.

pic doing an art show during an OU game this season = 0-2.

you're a bastard for not recognizing that after the first one.
NormanPride
10/27/2006, 10:14 AM
I ain't worried. Mizzou is the only team in the NCAA to be screwed worse than us.

Which? Were they on the receiving end of the 5th down reaming?
yermom
10/27/2006, 10:59 AM
What does yermom's car look like?

it's not like i don't talk about this all the time ;)

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9092/frontbu4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Frozen Sooner
10/27/2006, 11:00 AM
Which? Were they on the receiving end of the 5th down reaming?

Yes.

Also, they had Nebraska beaten and Nebraska gets a TD on a catch off of an intentionally kicked ball. By rule, the ball should have been dead after the kick. Judgment call, but the player involved admitted he kicked the ball on purpose after the game.
yermom
10/27/2006, 11:08 AM
ok Homey, here are some stats for you

bowls: 2-2 (0-2 at NC games :( )

Big 12 Championship games: 1-1

Texas: 4-2

Away games*: 7-3


so the total record out of Norman is 14-8 or .636 winning pct.

it's not that bad, but i guess that isn't that great either :O


*Includes KU at Arrowhead

me and doleo should hit our 50th consecutive at the end of next season
King Crimson
10/27/2006, 11:15 AM
we aren't gonna win. Missouri is the best team ever.

we have not shown that we can cover anyone.....so, i worry.
yermom
10/30/2006, 06:08 PM
HA!

15-8 suckas!
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 10:29 AM
ok Homey, here are some stats for you

bowls: 2-2 (0-2 at NC games :( )

Big 12 Championship games: 1-1

Texas: 4-2

Away games*: 7-3


so the total record out of Norman is 14-8 or .636 winning pct.

it's not that bad, but i guess that isn't that great either :O


*Includes KU at Arrowhead

me and doleo should hit our 50th consecutive at the end of next season
Its National Championships homey.....get this ****e right...

My record without Yermom 1-0
Traveling with Yermom 0-2


see.....
yermom
11/6/2006, 10:30 AM
16-8 that's .667 ;)
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 10:31 AM
16-8 that's .667 ;)
What about National Championships? Your not going when we play in it next year. The win is more important than your ****ing streak
colleyvillesooner
11/6/2006, 10:37 AM
Okay,

Here's Mine.

Away Games - 6-2
NC Games - 1-2
Big 12 CG - 1-0
Texas - 5-3

Total 13-7 or .65%

But, since traveling with the fiancé, we're 3-0 and still have Baylor and OSU this year...read into that what you will.
yermom
11/6/2006, 10:37 AM
What about National Championships? Your not going when we play in it next year. The win is more important than your ****ing streak


unless i'm dead or in jail, i'll be there :D

and if you are involved in either, you are going with me ;)
Okla-homey
11/6/2006, 10:40 AM
it's not like i don't talk about this all the time ;)

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9092/frontbu4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Rear spoiler on front-wheel drive car. :D

That cracks me up every single time.
bri
11/6/2006, 10:45 AM
I can't remember my home stats, but as far as teh road and such goes...

Away: 2-0 (Tulsa in 1986 and aggy in 1994)

Neutral field: 3-2 (2-1 against Texass, 1-1 at Arrowhead)

Big 12 Championships: 1-1 (2003, 2004)

My home record probably hovers dangerously close to .500, but in my defense most of the games I attended were from 1993 (good) to 1995 (succ).
yermom
11/6/2006, 10:50 AM
Rear spoiler on all-wheel drive car. :D

awesome.

fixed that for you

the hood scoop is functional too ;)
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 11:52 AM
fixed that for you

the hood scoop is functional too ;)
ROFL:D
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 01:40 PM
fixed that for you

the hood scoop is functional too ;)

if by "functional" you mean "funny as hell" the I agree. :D
yermom
11/6/2006, 01:48 PM
the top mount intercooler is right under it, turd :)
RacerX
11/6/2006, 01:51 PM
Where's the hole for the wind up key?
yermom
11/6/2006, 01:51 PM
it sounds like some people need to go for a ride ;)
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 01:53 PM
it sounds like some people need to go for a ride ;)In what your ***** *** slow moving dies in traffic I have not vaccumed my 30,000 dollar POS in 2 years ride. Ha there would be better off walking
RacerX
11/6/2006, 01:59 PM
it sounds like some people need to go for a ride ;)

Submarine races?
yermom
11/6/2006, 02:01 PM
In what your ***** *** slow moving dies in traffic I have not vaccumed my 30,000 dollar POS in 2 years ride. Ha there would be better off walking

don't even talk about traffic :mad:
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:03 PM
no I was talking about your pos car...I didnt say anything about traffic.....It looks like somthing I used to ride in the backyard....
yermom
11/6/2006, 02:05 PM
what part of "dies in traffic" is not talking about traffic?

and that's me and not the car, jackass :O

you of all people have no room to talk **** on cars, especially mine ;)
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:09 PM
MY CAR IS 10,007 TIMES MORE BETTER THAN YOUR CAR.

hOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES BITCH?
yermom
11/6/2006, 02:11 PM
better for picking up crack wh0res ;)
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:17 PM
better for picking up crack wh0res ;)
ROFL YMSSR
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 02:29 PM
It looks like somthing I used to ride in the backyard....




and that's me and not the car, jackass :O




:pop:
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:32 PM
:pop:
I ****ing ma laughingso hard I am crying.....but I still ****ing hate you ou4crap:D :D :D :D
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:32 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to OU4LIFE again.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 02:56 PM
Ya'll can giggle at their car all you want but that thing's got some go, yo...
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 03:12 PM
pffft.

ricers be damned.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 03:13 PM
Heh.

I said 'their' car...
NormanPride
11/6/2006, 03:58 PM
How many riceballs does that thing go through in an hour of interstate drive? :D



I have a Nissan... :O
OCUDad
11/6/2006, 04:02 PM
it's not like i don't talk about this all the time ;)

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9092/frontbu4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)Nice car. Is House of Hunan where you bought it?
Frozen Sooner
11/6/2006, 04:24 PM
I remember when I was a youngster driving a souped-up import...
yermom
11/6/2006, 04:32 PM
How many riceballs does that thing go through in an hour of interstate drive?

too many :D


Nice car. Is House of Hunan where you bought it?

it came with the #6


I remember when I was a youngster driving a souped-up import...

traitor.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 04:33 PM
Nice car. Is House of Hunan where you bought it?
:D (i AM GIGGLING)
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 04:34 PM
Heh.

I said 'their' car...
i OWN THE ****ING PASSENGER SEAT SO IT IS THEIR CAR AND i HAVE PAID FOR OVER HALF THE GAS THAT HAS WENT INTO TAHT MOTHER ****ER
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 04:35 PM
That's not what he said.

He said you're a gold digger that's always needing a ride somewhere...
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 04:41 PM
That's not what he said.

He said you're a gold digger that's always needing a ride somewhere...
who am I digging gold from then ...**** that mother ****er won't give me a quarter a taco bell when he pays first and i SEE HIM GET CHANGE, ANd my order is ****ing 5.25 and I dont have a quarter that mother ****er makes me break my 5.

I am no gold digger...**** more like a bum that never pays **** back.

**** I HAD HIS TRUCK FOR 5 MONTHS WHEN i WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT FOR 1 WEEK.

WHY DO YOU THINK I HATE FAGAN** SO MUCH

i don't want that mother ****er bummin in my hood yo

**For those of you that don't know. Fagan is the black guy who bums money all over campus. Ie...The good Samaritian guy
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 04:45 PM
Yesssssssss...

:D
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 04:49 PM
Yesssssssss...

:D
yesssssssss what beoncye.....you sound like a snake ssssssssss
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 04:51 PM
I've been meaning to ask you about the treehouse man...and now that this thread's wasted I'm gonna do it here...

Does he still live in the tree? It's getting cold outside, you know.

I saw him walking in front of Autozone on 12th last Friday and he was still wearing his jorts...

I know he's your best friend so I thought I'd ask you.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 04:55 PM
I've been meaning to ask you about the treehouse man...and now that this thread's wasted I'm gonna do it here...

Does he still live in the tree? It's getting cold outside, you know.

I saw him walking in front of Autozone on 12th last Friday and he was still wearing his jorts...

I know he's your best friend so I thought I'd ask you.
I saw him about 3 weeks ago. Sitting over by the tree. I really think he sleeps there at night.

I didn't see any clothes hanging up in the tree so those may be his only clothes
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 04:57 PM
We need to start keeping an eye on treehouse man.

And his 2-liter of Coke.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 04:59 PM
:D
We need to start keeping an eye on treehouse man.

And his 2-liter of Coke.:D ohh i just spit water on my desk....LOL
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 05:01 PM
I see him at least 3 times a week and he's ALWAYS got that Coke with him.

Very suspicious...:norm:
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 05:03 PM
I see him at least 3 times a week and he's ALWAYS got that Coke with him.

Very suspicious...:norm:
:D Its proably the same bottle ...He makes that **** last...You never know when your going to find your next 1.25 in the gutter you know