Does anyone openly solicit negs from PG more than I do?

[sanantoniosooner]

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/images/2061_2.jpg

[handcrafted]

I like VK's negs. They hurt more.

http://www.tatiana.info/pictures/pix/tat-zapatos.jpg

[Al Gore]

She negs me more.....she's my buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oldnslo]

hurts. so. good.

[GottaHavePride]

She's at a rehearsal right now. I'll let her know y'all are in here when she gets back. ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

She's at a rehearsal right now. I'll let her know y'all are in here when she gets back. ;)
I just like the thought of her spekking like crazy so she can sneak another neg in.

[GottaHavePride]

Yeah, she tends to do that.

[olevetonahill]

Thats why i didnt post a thread about my new tarantula ;)
a few weeks ago some kids brought one to my shop in a box said they were gonna kill it :eek:
Hell no I took it from em placed it on my shoulder , it stayed there for at least 2 hrs till i got home , let it crawl on to my hand , then placed it on a tree :D

[sanantoniosooner]

Everybody she speks owes me one.

[BeetDigger]

I like PG, but the thought of posting a spider picture is too tempting.

http://www.brownreclusespider.org/black-widow-spider/female-black-widow-spider.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

I like VK's negs. They hurt more.

http://www.tatiana.info/pictures/pix/tat-zapatos.jpg

Since there are no Crocs in the pic, I can't neg it. Sorry. Rules are rules.

[yermom]

don't you mean Yahoo Slurp Spider?

[whatsername]

http://www.brownreclusespider.org/black-widow-spider/female-black-widow-spider.jpg
:eek: I killed one of these in my garage! It was the first one I had ever seen in real life and I didn't know they were so big! And their webs are pretty strong too.

[yermom]

yeah, the first one i saw i thought was a junebug... it was kinda partially hidden

glad i didn't touch it...

[Fugue]

:eek: I killed one of these in my garage! It was the first one I had ever seen in real life and I didn't know they were so big! And their webs are pretty strong too.

you must be tiny :P

[sanantoniosooner]

I had one on my arm briefly.

I have had another within inches of my face. Working on a commode, I leaned on the top looking for a leak under the tank. There was a Black Widow right on the bottom of the tank only 2-3 inched from my face.

[whatsername]

you must be tiny :P
If I can see it, it's too big! :)

I'm not necessarily skeered of them, but I don't want them in my house or garage!

[Fugue]

If I can see it, it's too big! :)

I'm not necessarily skeered of them, but I don't want them in my house or garage!

agreed

nice use of skeered too, spek.

[hurricane'bone]

agreed

nice use of skeered too, spek.


nice use of spek, spek.

;)

[Soonerus]

I had one on my arm briefly.

I have had another within inches of my face. Working on a commode, I leaned on the top looking for a leak under the tank. There was a Black Widow right on the bottom of the tank only 2-3 inched from my face.

You sound like you think you are Steve Erwin or something....

[bri]

THWIPP!!!

[Fugue]

nice use of spek, spek.

;)

well, nice use of use, spek :cool:

[sanantoniosooner]

You sound like you think you are Steve Erwin or something....
Crikey.

Not at all.

[BeetDigger]

Since there are no Crocs in the pic, I can't neg it. Sorry. Rules are rules.


I like you VK, but cannot. resist. the. urge.

http://www.comfortableshoes.com/images/crocs_footwear_girls2.jpg

http://www.comfortableshoes.com/images/crocs_girl.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.comfortableshoes.com/images/crocs_footwear_girls2.jpg

http://www.comfortableshoes.com/images/crocs_girl.jpg
CRIKEY......that's a bunch of crocks.....

[Fugue]

is that a matress on the beach?
those chicks don't mess around. :hot:

[BeetDigger]

is that a matress on the beach?
those chicks don't mess around. :hot:


yeah, why beat around the bush, so to speak.

[Soonerus]

Crikey.

Not at all.

Now, he was a good guy...I hated his untimely death...sorry to get sentimental....

[TopDawg]

is that a matress on the beach?
those chicks don't mess around. :hot:

any of y'all ever been out to that frisbee golf course in east Norman on Lindsey? There's a mattress in a tree on like hole 5 or so.

weird

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/blazingsad31.jpeg


Kinky.....


Oh, and apparently one time my granddad had a black widow on his thumb, and it was trying like hell to bite him but couldn't. He was a carpenter and farmer, and his hands were too tough for the thing to bite. He sqooshed it with the same thumb it was trying to bite.

[TopDawg]

Have y'all heard that if a mosquito bites (or whatever they do) into one of your muscles and you flex it and keep it flexed they can't release and just keep sucking blood until they 'splode?

I heard from a trustworthy friend that she used to do this, but I've never heard anyone else mention it. Anyone care to confirm or deny what she claimed?

[yermom]

i remember some kids saying that in elementary school

[dolemitesooner]

You deserve it

[hurricane'bone]

Have y'all heard that if a mosquito bites (or whatever they do) into one of your muscles and you flex it and keep it flexed they can't release and just keep sucking blood until they 'splode?

I heard from a trustworthy friend that she used to do this, but I've never heard anyone else mention it. Anyone care to confirm or deny what she claimed?


Well...during my summer in Drum Corps, we were in North or maybe South Dakota and we were stretching and doing crunches/a whole bunch of other ****/peaches and I had a big *** mosquito explode while he was on my abdomen...that might have been what caused it. Other people had skeeters explode on them as well.

[sanantoniosooner]

You deserve it
:O

[bri]

Have y'all heard that if a mosquito bites (or whatever they do) into one of your muscles and you flex it and keep it flexed they can't release and just keep sucking blood until they 'splode?

I heard from a trustworthy friend that she used to do this, but I've never heard anyone else mention it. Anyone care to confirm or deny what she claimed?

Mosquito kegels?

[proud gonzo]

want to know the worst thing about this thread? everytime I spek somebody in it, it goes back to the first post. So when i hit submit on the spek I have to look at the wall and scroll past all the sp*der pictures.

bastages.

[OUinFLA]

most skeeters that lite on me and start their draining proceedure explode due to the palm of my hand.

[BeetDigger]

want to know the worst thing about this thread? everytime I spek somebody in it, it goes back to the first post. So when i hit submit on the spek I have to look at the wall and scroll past all the sp*der pictures.

bastages.


http://www.west-ext.com/pests/black_widow_spider_picture.jpg

[Soonerus]

a damn bear bit my hand the other day....broke all of his teeth and he ran off squealing like a child.....I thought an acorn had dropped on my hand....

[olevetonahill]

I have a sure fire way to keep skeeters from bothering you :P
Go back in time spend a yr in the nam , get sprayed a bunch with agent orange
them lil bastages will leave you alone
ticks and chiggers now are another storey :mad:
:D

[proud gonzo]

my pet cockatoo is kinda orange-ish. When his wings were clipped we used to take him out in the yard--he liked to defoliate tree branches, so we started calling him Agent Orange.

[olevetonahill]

my pet cockatoo is kinda orange-ish. When his wings were clipped we used to take him out in the yard--he liked to defoliate tree branches, so we started calling him Agent Orange.
Birds are coolness
Jerk gave me the bird and ive spoiled it worse than knothead is lol
I bought him an apple tonight :D

[proud gonzo]

oh, i forgot you were the one who took the bird!! That's awesome :D :D

[olevetonahill]

oh, i forgot you were the one who took the bird!! That's awesome :D :D
Hes great , he gives me kisses and grooms my beard ;) Ive almost got him saying Boomer I know what hes saying and most can hear it ,

[proud gonzo]

awww--that's so cool. My bird grooms my dad's beard... except his idea of grooming is "grab a bunch of hair and yank really hard" :D

[olevetonahill]

awww--that's so cool. My bird grooms my dad's beard... except his idea of grooming is "grab a bunch of hair and yank really hard" :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Bird will sit on my shoulder and just run his beak thru it , then go thru my hair :cool:

[proud gonzo]

awesome :D At the zoo in wichita where i volunteer (when i have time) there's a parrot like the one you have and she's named R2--she makes little whistle noises like R2D2 and she says "Here kitty kitty"

What's your bird's name?

[soonerboomer93]

want to know the worst thing about this thread? everytime I spek somebody in it, it goes back to the first post. So when i hit submit on the spek I have to look at the wall and scroll past all the sp*der pictures.

bastages.

personally, i just hit back broswer twice after giving spec, and it takes me to the point i was before I gave it out

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/MR122012.jpg

[LoyalFan]

And so, as the sun sinks slowly in the west, and the friendly natives wave goodbye, another thread drifts helplessly, far from topic.

Ekshully, I NEVAR solicit neg from PG 'cause once I saw that pic of her in her G.I Jane (fark?) garb and the one of her chubby lil' foot in that sorta-corrective-looking shoe, well, let's face it...I'm in love, or, at the very least, lust. (But respectfully, mind you!)
As for you, SAS, thou scurvy knave, best be kind to the fair maiden, lest I mount my steed, step my lance, and serve thee, adrip with dying gore, up to her gaze, en brochette.

Have a nice day,

The Ever-Loyal Sir Fan
Rusty Olde Knight

[NormanPride]

Well, that was creepy.

[LoyalFan]

Well, that was creepy.


Well, Halloween IS right 'round the corner.

All in jest, y'know.

LF

[bri]

Sure, whatever...Stalky McStalksalot.

I say we put Mike Rich and LF in Stalker Thunderdome to see who gets to keep lusting after gonzo. :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I love her speks. They're funny and cute.

And they usually make me giggle...

[proud gonzo]

And so, as the sun sinks slowly in the west, and the friendly natives wave goodbye, another thread drifts helplessly, far from topic.

Ekshully, I NEVAR solicit neg from PG 'cause once I saw that pic of her in her G.I Jane (fark?) garb and the one of her chubby lil' foot in that sorta-corrective-looking shoe, well, let's face it...I'm in love, or, at the very least, lust. (But respectfully, mind you!)
As for you, SAS, thou scurvy knave, best be kind to the fair maiden, lest I mount my steed, step my lance, and serve thee, adrip with dying gore, up to her gaze, en brochette.

Have a nice day,

The Ever-Loyal Sir Fan
Rusty Olde Knight
sounds like you want neg to me! :mad:

[XingTheRubicon]

And so, as the sun sinks slowly in the west, and the friendly natives wave goodbye, another thread drifts helplessly, far from topic.

Ekshully, I NEVAR solicit neg from PG 'cause once I saw that pic of her in her G.I Jane (fark?) garb and the one of her chubby lil' foot in that sorta-corrective-looking shoe, well, let's face it...I'm in love, or, at the very least, lust. (But respectfully, mind you!)
As for you, SAS, thou scurvy knave, best be kind to the fair maiden, lest I mount my steed, step my lance, and serve thee, adrip with dying gore, up to her gaze, en brochette.

Have a nice day,

The Ever-Loyal Sir Fan
Rusty Olde Knight

Did you ever get all the motor oil out of your hair?

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.west-ext.com/pests/black_widow_spider_picture.jpg
That's a nice one.