The Sidebar Thread

[VeeJay]

I'd for once like to see a mega-hijacked, seriously discombobulated thread with posters going in different directions.

For instance, Homey, what's your take on dump trucks?

VK - you need to chime in about shoes or something,

Jerk - get roiling against all these godless Communists in our midst.

I'll get it started by saying Ann Richards is still deader than dead.

:twinkies:

[TUSooner]

I'm fixin to pour myself a Scotch & water and then sit down and ignore this thread.

[OUHOMER]

do you think the hubble telescope should be repaired?

[VeeJay]

Looking forward to my annual spat with Mrs. VJ when she starts pulling all the crap out of the garage for Christmas.

[handcrafted]

You are all dead to me.

[Scott D]

Looking forward to my annual spat with Mrs. VJ when she starts pulling all the crap out of the garage for Christmas.

A smart man would set it on the curb with a FOR SALE sign on it...I'm jus' sayin'.

[sanantoniosooner]

Ball Park Franks.

[OUinFLA]

A smart man would set it on the curb with a FOR SALE sign on it...I'm jus' sayin'.

of course you would then become a broker man while she went and bought all new stuff.

[49r]

Hey look! It's another thread just like all the other threads in the SO.

[olevetonahill]

What ? Who ? Where ?:confused:

[Oldnslo]

You know, once upon a time, I had a really heavy rep.

[sanantoniosooner]

TWICE!!!

[Mixer!]

http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/360bulls2_i.jpg

"Candlesticks always make a nice gift."

[KABOOKIE]

Stoops has lost his edge.

[Rogue]

Was she "hawt"?
This thread is worthless without pics. TTIWWP

[sanantoniosooner]

RECTUM?

DANG NEAR KILLED HIM!

[OUinFLA]

Instead of starting this thread, you should plant an olive tree, or roast an owl.

[XingTheRubicon]

still thinking we should rid the world of guns, starting with Dean's riot gun underneath his bed.

[SoonerStud615]

O Valencia!
The Decemberists
Crane Wife, 2006

great song

[KABOOKIE]

Did bri really get baned?

[John Kochtoston]

Hug a cop!

[Fugue]

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

[Mongo]

Port-o-potties smell worst in the afternoons

[SicEmBaylor]

Can I get anyone a Zima while I'm up?

[soonerthanu]

So anybody ever been bear hunting

[Viking Kitten]

I don't give a sh*t what happened to Steve Irwin... I still think stingrays are cute.

[Fugue]

I don't remember eating sulphur.:confused:

[sanantoniosooner]

Never.....I repeat NEVER eat curry chicken that has been tossed in the trash can.

[GottaHavePride]

Never.....I repeat NEVER eat curry chicken that has been tossed in the trash can.

Not even with a lot of hot chili paste on it?

[sanantoniosooner]

Not even with a lot of hot chili paste on it?
just asking for fire to shoot out.

[olevetonahill]

Im coming out folks
Im heterosexual :hot:

[OUinFLA]

Boomer Sooner ringtone source?
anyone?

[proud gonzo]

This thread reminds me of that commercial (whatever the heck it was for) with the dude on the bus amusing himself telling the one chick "shake your junk" and telling the bus driver "hit the brake"

[proud gonzo]

Port-o-potties smell worst in the afternoons same with bathrooms in the back of charter buses

[StoopTroup]

Who would win in a UFC type fight....

Rosie O'Donnell or Ellen Degenerate

Discuss...

[olevetonahill]

I was there once . then i left

[StoopTroup]

Is it all over for Carlos Mencia?

[leavingthezoo]

i'm a little teapot?

[royalfan5]

This reminds me of the time I was in knife fight in Juarez

[leavingthezoo]

This reminds me of the time I was in knife fight in Juarez

did i win? :D

[StoopTroup]

When's the last time you had a big heapin' bowl of Wolf Brand Chilli?

[GottaHavePride]

That'd be a week before never.

[Soonerus]

I don't give a sh*t what happened to Steve Irwin... I still think stingrays are cute.


over the line, beware of karma....

[proud gonzo]

Dude, chameleons are totally harmless.

[StoopTroup]

I love me some karma corn.

[MamaMia]

This is a good thread in which to to vent about about my day that got all out of whack, so here goes. :D

The tile man didn't show up to lay my new tile yesterday. I gave him a key and went on to work. He got tied up, which is fine. I certainly understand getting all tied up, since that happens to me all the time. I just wish I hadn't taken the dogs to the babysitter all afternoon. When I do, I have to bathe them right away when they come home. You never know what they get into when their away, plus the vet clinic sees all these cute little cats and unfortunately, I'm highly allergic. My son got a cat once. I think I know why, even though he denies it.

[Xstnlsooner]

I remember back in '36...

[Mongo]

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must aquit.

[Fugue]

This is a good thread in which to to vent about about my day that got all out of whack, so here goes. :D

The tile man didn't show up to lay pipe yesterday. I gave him a key and went on to work. He got tied up, which is fine. I certainly understand getting all tied up, since that happens to me all the time. I just wish I hadn't taken the dogs to the babysitter all afternoon. When I do, I have to bathe them right away when they come home. You never know what they get into when their away, plus the vet clinic sees all these cute little cats and unfortunately, I'm highly allergic. My son got a cat once. I think I know why, even though he denies it.

wait for it......



:texan:

[WILBURJIM]

My "neighbor" rings the doorbell at 1:30 in the morning and asks if I have $3.00 for gas.

Oh, is that what you're drinkin'?

[TexasLidig8r]

Gianni Manzoni suits are incredibly underrated.. excellent quality, reasonable price.

[BeetDigger]

The tile man didn't show up to lay my new tile yesterday. I gave him a key and went on to work. He got tied up, which is fine. I certainly understand getting all tied up, since that happens to me all the time. I just wish I hadn't taken the dogs to the babysitter all afternoon. When I do, I have to bathe them right away when they come home. You never know what they get into when their away, plus the vet clinic sees all these cute little cats and unfortunately, I'm highly allergic. My son got a cat once. I think I know why, even though he denies it.


Go on....

[Oldnslo]

**** off, dip****

[Mjcpr]

bump

[John Kochtoston]

When's the last time you had a big heapin' bowl of Wolf Brand Chilli?

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

[VeeJay]

Dude, chameleons are totally harmless.

I believe the guy who's drawing my new plans for a fence is on drugs.

[Osce0la]

MONKEYS!!!!

[handcrafted]

When's the last time you had a big heapin' bowl of Wolf Brand Chilli?

http://www.darana.org/pics/Fart_Scene2--Blazing_Saddles.jpg

[Fugue]

I'm not happy with the coffee here today. :mad:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I am wearing new shoes today and they are killing me.

Ow.

[Scott D]

I dislike Trader Joe's

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

There's a little bump on the side on my right index finger and I have this fear that it's a wart. I've never had one so I don't know what they feel like. I'm not sure if it is or not but I'm gonna start the freeze-killing now just in case.

[Mjcpr]

Do NOT GIS "wart".

Just don't do it.

[crawfish]

Why, when wives are so stressed about things that have nothing to do with you, do they take it out on you? :mad: :(

[leavingthezoo]

Why, when wives are so stressed about things that have nothing to do with you, do they take it out on you? :mad: :(

because you might not have done something wrong this time, but you better believe there's ample situations to cover it. :mad:

[leavingthezoo]

Dude, chameleons are totally harmless.

pfffffft. just wait till one comes at you with a machete!

[Beef]

I want action tonight.

[leavingthezoo]

I want action tonight.

your hand busy?

[Beef]

Has anyone mentioned tittays, strippers or beer yet?

[Beef]

your hand busy?
Worn out. :mad:

[Fugue]

wrapped up like a ******rocket

[royalfan5]

So I have a job interview today. Downside is they may send me to West Texas

[Beef]

I'm thinking the Fonz is the most annoying TV character ever. Except for maybe cartoon Fonz. He might have been more annoying.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I like The Decemberists but his voice just irritates me to the point that I can't enjoy what I'm listening to.

[Fugue]

supa really is da numba one

[TexasSooner01]

Who's Ann Richards?

A ex-Texass Gov who recently died of cancer.

[Fugue]

So who is the biggest perv on the SO?

[TexasLidig8r]

Yankee Candles pale next to Orleans candles and Circle E candles.. EXCEPT, the Yankee Candle Christmas line which is.. the bomb... Christmas Wreath, Balsam Fir, Home for the Holidays... ALL winners.

[royalfan5]

I'm having BBQ beef and baked beans right now. It's pretty tasty.

[Viking Kitten]

Did any of you guys' moms do this dorky thing where she'd say something to you when you were a teenager that had been a popular catchphrase when she was a teenager, but had since taken on a totally different meaning?

For instance, one time when I was 14 or so, I got in trouble for something or other and my mom goes "Young lady, you have pulled a serious boner." I just about fell on the floor I was laughing so hard. That just infuriated her.

My mom really is dorky.

[Mjcpr]

So you got in trouble for pulling on what now?

I don't get it.

[Viking Kitten]

Well I got in trouble for ****ing some dude off in her car.

[Fugue]

So who is the biggest perv on the SO?

VK is "pulling" away.

[Viking Kitten]

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I see PQ lurking a lot here lately but not posting.

WTF is that about?

[Viking Kitten]

Southwest Chicken Casserole is the BOMB!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I think it's supposed to storminate this evening. I'm glad I have my 'brella.

[TexasLidig8r]

http://www.dciff.org/images/images_2006/director/2006_2006099_Available_Men_director.jpg

Mr. Dirty Pants, Lawyer man!!!!

Great character!

[Viking Kitten]

My knee itches.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I took off all my nail polish this morning and now my nails look like crap.

[Viking Kitten]

Man. I could really go for a powerf**k right now.

[Fugue]

VK is "pulling" away.

apparently there was never even a doubt. :eek:

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wish Tom Waits could really sing.

[leavingthezoo]

i think i may have just broiled a stick of gum. :(

[Fugue]

ltz bets the crap outta vcash

[leavingthezoo]

i might not have vCash after betting the crap out of it today. :(

[Fugue]

ltz ends a lot of posts with :(

[leavingthezoo]

heh. :(

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I need more ice water.

[leavingthezoo]

i need less burnt tongue.

[Beef]

I've been thinking about getting a motorcycle.

[proud gonzo]

There's a little bump on the side on my right index finger and I have this fear that it's a wart. I've never had one so I don't know what they feel like. I'm not sure if it is or not but I'm gonna start the freeze-killing now just in case. does it (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45383) answer to the name Earl (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc000054pl.jpg)?

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

With only minor modifictions, this post becomes much more interesting...


This is a good thread in which to to vent about about my day that got all out of whack, so here goes. :D

The tile man didn't show up to lay me yesterday. I gave him a key and went on to work. He got tied up, which is fine. I certainly understand getting all tied up, since that happens to me all the time. I just wish I hadn't dogged the babysitter all afternoon. When I do, I have to bathe right away. You'd never know I'm highly allergic. My son got a cat once. I think I know why, even though he denies it.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

does it answer to the name Earl (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc000054pl.jpg)?

If it answered me I'd cut it off along with the host finger and then ask it more questions...just for fun.

:D

[Fugue]

Man. I could really go for a powerf**k right now.

logged off. hmmmm, do you suppose...?

[proud gonzo]

If it answered me I'd cut it off along with the host finger and then ask it more questions...just for fun.

:D
that reminds me--I had forgotten until the other day that in the original Grimm version of Cinderella, when the step sisters are trying to make the shoe fit, one of them cuts off a toe and one of them cuts off part of her heel :eek:

[Mjcpr]

logged off. hmmmm, do you suppose...?

I thought that was some kind of energy bar or something.

So to speak...

[Fugue]

Gus
Ernie
Energy Bar

[Fugue]

sometimes I kill threads

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

My playlist today is RMFFO...

[OUinFLA]

.

[OUinFLA]

Im rating this thread 5 Stars
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_3.gif

[proud gonzo]

sometimes I kill threadsyes. yes you do

[leavingthezoo]

sometimes I kill threads

OH MY GOD! you killed Thready.

[Fugue]

yes. yes you do

what's sad is that this is a thread about nothing and I still moidered it.

[proud gonzo]

heehee :D

[IB4OU2]

Man. I could really go for a powerf**k right now.

That reminds me...I'll be pitching a tent this weekend. First time in two years.

[Osce0la]

what's sad is that this is a thread about nothing and I still moidered it.
We'll have a thread about...nothing.
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/7610/seinfeld1dy7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Beef]

Alan Jackson - Dallas

I kareokied this one time.

[Fugue]

Hospital may be a seller of goods.
UCC law is supa. :rolleyes:

[Mjcpr]

Alan Jackson - Dallas

I kareokied this one time.

I wish Dallas was....in Tennessee....

:texan:

[proud gonzo]

edit: OH that sounded bad, my oh my... :eek:


as I meant to say--i am surprised nobody has yet commented on the statement IB4OU2 recently made in this thread.

[TUSooner]

The Walrus was Paul.

[Osce0la]

Hole in ones are over rated

[Mixer!]

way to ghey up this thread, you guys.

[Beef]

Hole in ones are over rated
I would love to find out for myself.


:eek:

[TexasSooner01]

way to ghey up this thread, you guys.


At least they are good at something. ;)

[VeeJay]

There are way too many yellow Post-It notes on the bottom of my PC. Some are so old they keep falling. I think I'll trash them all and forget about the sh*t I've yet to resolve.

[TexasSooner01]

It is raining so hard here, I need a boat to get to my car! :D

[TexasLidig8r]

You know how I know that you're gay?

[leavingthezoo]

You know how I know that you're gay?

your name is texaslidig8r?


:pop:

[Mixer!]

your name is texaslidig8r?


:pop:
IBTL

[Chuck Bao]

I ate so much raw fish for lunch today, that I feel like shamu.

And, where the heck is he?

[Mixer!]

So, who's up for lunch in Dallas next week?












(not really, just going with the thread theme. ;))

[MamaMia]

Appraisers who come in from out of town make me happy that I have an insurance agent who appreciates our business.

[NormanPride]

Dallas city insurance sucks.

[Fugue]

good smack this weekend
I'm in grocery store and annoyed worker is sitting at a table giving out samples of fake mashed spuds. She was annoyed already, probably with her life when mullet guy comes up and asks her, "Where's the bread at?"
She told him it was by the grammar on isle 1.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!