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CincySooner
10/25/2006, 01:45 PM
... is a big fan of these threads and wonders why one hasn't been started before now.
OklahomaTuba
10/25/2006, 01:51 PM
...likes the color pink.
SoonerinLex
10/25/2006, 01:57 PM
Always asking people to pull his pinky.
n8v_ndn
10/25/2006, 01:59 PM
Asks coed managers if he looks like "Magnum PI" with his prescription blue blockers on--and won't let the team take the field till someone says so.
King Crimson
10/25/2006, 01:59 PM
...is kinda mad no one wears Bike coaches shorts anymore.
OklahomaTuba
10/25/2006, 02:02 PM
Likes to get "ronery".
royalfan5
10/25/2006, 02:05 PM
modeled his coaching style after John L. Smith
OUAndy1807
10/25/2006, 02:24 PM
rapes chimps.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/25/2006, 02:31 PM
Secretly likes Biker Fox and talks to him during games...
westcoast_sooner
10/25/2006, 02:47 PM
Is well on his way to ruining Chase Daniel like he did Brad Smith.
mxATVracer10
10/25/2006, 03:05 PM
...is ghey


yeah, I got nuthin. :texan:
snp
10/25/2006, 03:44 PM
Sends annoying forwards via text messages.
OUAndy1807
10/25/2006, 04:03 PM
thinks Pirates are better than Ninjas
Dr. Jelly Finger
10/25/2006, 04:06 PM
Will not win another game this year....
MRNOTDUCKS
10/25/2006, 04:10 PM
... got owned by Coach Fran. ;-)
soonernation
10/25/2006, 04:16 PM
.....likes to be the pivot man.
birddog
10/25/2006, 04:20 PM
...farts in church and blames the pew.
C&CDean
10/25/2006, 04:25 PM
thinks duck butter is something you spread on toast.
fadada1
10/25/2006, 04:30 PM
likes to say "pinkel" over and over because it sounds like a dirty word.
SicEmBaylor
10/25/2006, 04:30 PM
......asks Fran for game day coaching advice.
Dio
10/25/2006, 05:07 PM
Tries to merge into interstate traffic going 25 M.P.H.
opksooner
10/25/2006, 05:51 PM
.....is reputed to have smiled............once.
SoonerJLB
10/25/2006, 06:10 PM
was main singer for a boy band called Pinkel Floyds and had a hit song called "Pretty in Pinkel". Oh, and is gay. :P :P :P :O
StoopTroup
10/25/2006, 06:20 PM
...flew to Bogata when he heard he got the Columbia job.
SoonerTerry
10/25/2006, 06:34 PM
..wonders how his forehead got so big...
goingoneight
10/25/2006, 07:20 PM
Spilled the salt...
SoonerJack
10/26/2006, 08:05 AM
Looks and sounds like Elaine's boyfriend, Putty (sp)
Rock Hard Corn Frog
10/26/2006, 08:59 AM
Doesn't sweat the petty things but does pet the sweaty things.
OUmillenium
10/26/2006, 09:06 AM
...doesn't urinate but instead chooses to sprinkle
tnraider1
10/26/2006, 09:16 AM
Kicks puppies..
OklahomaTuba
10/26/2006, 09:17 AM
...drinks his tinkel.
okienole3
10/26/2006, 09:18 AM
...doesn't urinate but instead chooses to sprinkle

only does it sitting down.
Dio
10/26/2006, 10:43 AM
...misses Quin Snyder
crawfish
10/26/2006, 11:08 AM
...posts in the "Lost" thread and even watches the show now and then even though he doesn't like it.
OUAndy1807
10/26/2006, 11:43 AM
...mows kittens.
soonermaticsam
10/26/2006, 12:42 PM
rapes chimps.

WOW.


....Sent his assistant coaches to mime school.
JohnnyMack
10/26/2006, 12:51 PM
...picks his nose and feeds the boogers to his dog.
badger
10/26/2006, 12:57 PM
...likes to watch Fresh Prince's "Jump On It" dance before games because it gets him excited.
link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfxtAelOio)
MRNOTDUCKS
10/26/2006, 01:50 PM
.. did not lose to Army.
OklahomaTuba
10/26/2006, 02:22 PM
...But did lose to troy once.
soonerinabilene
10/26/2006, 05:39 PM
...weary wikes to make afun of da way the orweintals wike to talk.
BeetDigger
10/26/2006, 08:23 PM
farts in the elevator and then gets off at the mezzanine level and walks the rest of the way down.
Mongo
10/26/2006, 10:19 PM
...p!sses on the toilet paper in the bathroom stalls to prevent people from crapping.
StoopTroup
10/26/2006, 11:38 PM
...poops on a craps table when he sees one.
badger
10/27/2006, 02:28 PM
...drives in the left lane, regardless of how fast he's going and how many cars are piling up behind him.
Flagstaffsooner
10/27/2006, 02:38 PM
... is called "little Pinky" in the showers.
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:33 PM
...is a secret Milli Vanilli fan.
birddog
10/27/2006, 10:47 PM
...makes his wife remove the toilet paper scraps from his arse hair.
Ash
10/27/2006, 10:49 PM
...never remembers jokes, but will try to tell it to you anyway.
SoonerObsession
10/27/2006, 11:06 PM
has had his house egged and tee-peed because he was mistaken for Ray Finkle.
SoonerObsession
10/27/2006, 11:08 PM
...blames the U.S. Government for everything, even soggy cereal.
Ash
10/27/2006, 11:19 PM
...wishes, just once, Boss Hawg would git dem Duke boys!!!
StoopTroup
10/27/2006, 11:42 PM
....lives in misery.
StoopTroup
10/28/2006, 12:37 PM
Just left the game in a cab at halftime.

Says he's making a beer run.
Flagstaffsooner
10/28/2006, 12:42 PM
Frottages the goal post.
SoonerTerry
10/28/2006, 03:09 PM
Just left the game in a cab at halftime.

Says he's making a beer run.


:D :D :D
Flagstaffsooner
10/28/2006, 03:15 PM
Just left the game in a cab at halftime.

Says he's making a beer run.And came back with a sixer of PBR.
StoopTroup
10/28/2006, 08:31 PM
...is really hammered right now. :D