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Ike
10/24/2006, 01:02 PM
This was posted not long ago to a mailing list here at work...predictably, by a european...:eek: :eek: :eek:

names have been omitted to protect the retarded.


Hi all,
a friend of mine has a beautiful studio in lincoln park, she leaves
for a while and she'd like to rent the place
for one month while she's away. Rent is 600$ all included, beautiful
sight on neighbors' bedrooms also included, from december 5th till january
5th.
The place is on Clark & Diversey, well furnished, 3rd floor, quiet street,
3 blocks from brown line, 1 block from Lincoln Park.
Laundry in the building.

For 50 more dollars she will leave the best pieces of her ligerie,
some private polaroids and, of course, the collections of dildos!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
hurry up, it's a limited offer!!
yermom
10/24/2006, 01:06 PM
$650?

that's not bad...
Ike
10/24/2006, 01:07 PM
$650?

that's not bad...

for a studio?


I had a studio apt in OKC a few years back. Rent was $250
IB4OU2
10/24/2006, 01:12 PM
for a studio?


I had a studio apt in OKC a few years back. Rent was $250

That must of been without the d**do surcharge...
yermom
10/24/2006, 01:13 PM
but did it come with personal Polaroids?

i'm assuming this is outside of Chicago...
Howzit
10/24/2006, 01:15 PM
best apartment add ever...

Like anyone could possibly know that, Ike.
Ike
10/24/2006, 01:17 PM
but did it come with personal Polaroids?

i'm assuming this is outside of Chicago...
In chicago...near the lakefront
OUDoc
10/24/2006, 01:32 PM
...the collections of dildos!

Most of them post here anyway.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/24/2006, 01:52 PM
Is the lingerie unwashed?
OUinFLA
10/24/2006, 01:56 PM
I thought this was going to be about Attention Deficit Disorder.
Im glad I wasn't dissappointed.
Scott D
10/24/2006, 03:38 PM
In chicago...near the lakefront

I'd say $650 is a bargain then Ike.
yermom
10/24/2006, 04:00 PM
I'd say $650 is a bargain then Ike.

you automatically added in the $50?

perv.
Scott D
10/24/2006, 04:03 PM
you automatically added in the $50?

perv.

I replied based on your post.

perv.
49r
10/24/2006, 04:22 PM
I'd need pics of the neighbors before agreeing to $650...
yermom
10/24/2006, 04:26 PM
I replied based on your post.

perv.

heh
sooneron
10/24/2006, 06:30 PM
$650?


Dirt



Cheap
skycat
10/24/2006, 06:43 PM
From the description, I would have guessed that that apartment was much closer to the brown line.
StoopTroup
10/24/2006, 07:06 PM
What's a D**do?
soonerboomer93
10/24/2006, 07:43 PM
this thread is useless without the polaroids
sooner_born_1960
10/24/2006, 11:52 PM
I'd correct Ike, telling him it's "ad", not "add". But then he'd throw some physics in my face. So I won't do that.