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crawfish
10/24/2006, 11:08 AM
So...drop off my son at at school this morning and need to put gas in the Suburban. Fill it up, turn the ignition and...nothing. Since my wife was out dropping the other two kids off, I give her a call to come and give me a jump-start. It's gonna take about 15 minutes.

So, I pop the hood open and sit down. I'm at the far end of a 20-pump station. After 10 minutes, I notice a pattern...NOBODY has used the pumps on my side of the station. In fact, there are 8 cars packed into every pump on the far side. I figured that nobody wanted to be the poor fool who gets asked for a jump-start. I shut the hood, walked inside the store and watched. The next two cars pulled up around my Suburban.

I decided to call my wife rather than ask around because every time I've done so before leads to severe uncomfortableness. It's a bit amusing - and a bit depressing - how far people will go to avoid being asked to help.

Penguin
10/24/2006, 11:11 AM
I would have given you a jump, craw.


For a small $50 service fee.

sooner_born_1960
10/24/2006, 11:12 AM
I've found that hawt chicks never have that problem.

skycat
10/24/2006, 11:16 AM
I've found that hawt chicks never have that problem.

I think you're on to something here.

OUDoc
10/24/2006, 11:18 AM
I would have given you a jump, craw.


For a small $50 service fee.
But his wife might have caught you two together.

achiro
10/24/2006, 11:33 AM
Next time try bending over the hood and show off your whale tail. Works for me all the time.:texan:

yermom
10/24/2006, 11:43 AM
this is what you get for living in Texass ;)

Czar Soonerov
10/24/2006, 11:56 AM
To bad Salem didn't happen by. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10254)

yermom
10/24/2006, 12:02 PM
is Salem her stage name?

TexasSooner01
10/24/2006, 12:06 PM
I live in Texass and do not have that problem....;)

Of course...Blonde hair and Blue eyes help....

OUDoc
10/24/2006, 12:09 PM
I live in Texass and do not have that problem....;)

Of course...Blonde hair and Blue eyes help....
You're assuming we even look high enough to see your head. ;)

crawfish
10/24/2006, 12:10 PM
I live in Texass and do not have that problem....;)

Of course...enormous breasts help....

Yes.They.Do.

Mjcpr
10/24/2006, 12:11 PM
DallasBabe?

crawfish
10/24/2006, 12:11 PM
DallasBabe?

That wouldn't invalidate the enormous breasts comment, by the way.

sooner_born_1960
10/24/2006, 12:11 PM
Hawtness is not dependent on eye or hair color.

Tear Down This Wall
10/24/2006, 12:20 PM
Hawtness is not dependent on eye or hair color.

I beg to differ...brunettes with brown eyes turn me into putty. On the other hand, I can look blondes in the eye and lie to them all day long. For some reason, I can't lie to gals with brown eyes. It's a problem. So much so that I ended up married again :D