View Full Version : What does this say about marriage?
85Sooner
10/24/2006, 11:07 AM
So my wife likes Ellen. Evidently last week she received complaints that the underwear she sells was too expensive . $15.00 per pair. So she decided to have a sale. 5$ per pair.
My wife orders us Ellen underwear. WHATS WITH THAT?????????????
The good news is that they cost ellen 8$ to make thus she is 3$ under cost.
She sold 6000 pair that day. Her losses so far are over $28,000. Serves her right.
We celebrated our tenth anniversary on thursday and this is what it has come to:D
sooner_born_1960
10/24/2006, 11:13 AM
WTF are you talking about?
proud gonzo
10/24/2006, 11:14 AM
http://www.wchstv.com/abc/ellen/degeneres.jpg
sooner_born_1960
10/24/2006, 11:15 AM
My wife orders us Ellen underwear
That's what I don't get. You were the same underwear as your wife?
TheHumanAlphabet
10/24/2006, 11:16 AM
Ellen has underwear?
Edit...
Spoke to soon, here is the recent review...
I ordered the Ellen underwear. It stated they were unisex, however, they are clearly men's underwear. But I love them anyway, just wish they weren't so big in the front.
Edit #2
Ellen's special one-time-only sale is over, but we invite you to purchase her boxers at their regular price.
Yeah, I'm ALWAYS buying celebrity underwear...:eek:
skycat
10/24/2006, 11:17 AM
Is that English?
proud gonzo
10/24/2006, 11:18 AM
apparently? (http://www.ellenshop.com/cat/Clothing/The-Ellen-DeGeneres-Show-Black-Boxer-----Will-Ship-November-20th.html)
Boarder
10/24/2006, 11:19 AM
$5 for one pair of underwear? That include tax and shipping?
proud gonzo
10/24/2006, 11:21 AM
...my underwear costs $4-5 each... :O
Fugue
10/24/2006, 11:29 AM
wow, I can get a 12 pack for $4-5. Or go Commando for free. :texan:
sooner_born_1960
10/24/2006, 11:30 AM
a 12 pack of what?
Fugue
10/24/2006, 11:31 AM
a 12 pack of what?
Mickey's
This thread bored me so I farked Ellen.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f168/WooldoorSockbat/degenerescopy.jpg
sooner_born_1960
10/24/2006, 11:32 AM
Too subtle. I can't tell what you did.
NormanPride
10/24/2006, 11:35 AM
...my underwear costs $4-5 each... :O
Yeah, but you're a girl. That's acceptable, and even frugal in most cases. Guys however...
mrowl
10/24/2006, 11:37 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/7665~Dude-WTF-Posters.jpg
Penguin
10/24/2006, 11:45 AM
...my underwear costs $4-5 each... :O
link?
proud gonzo
10/24/2006, 12:01 PM
link?
:rolleyes:
Czar Soonerov
10/24/2006, 12:02 PM
"Are you wearing the panties Ellen layed out for you?"
ewwww
85Sooner
10/24/2006, 12:02 PM
apparently? (http://www.ellenshop.com/cat/Clothing/The-Ellen-DeGeneres-Show-Black-Boxer-----Will-Ship-November-20th.html)
Yup thats them
proud gonzo
10/24/2006, 12:05 PM
damn, i thought i was making a joke
Penguin
10/24/2006, 12:06 PM
:rolleyes:
:texan:
sanantoniosooner
10/24/2006, 12:07 PM
I wouldn't wear those if the queer eye guys had a gun to my head.
Czar Soonerov
10/24/2006, 12:07 PM
I get all my used panties from the machine..
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2421/pantymachinesv5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
sanantoniosooner
10/24/2006, 12:08 PM
I wouldn't wear those if the queer eye guys had a **** to my head.
I know some of you punks would fix it this way.
VeeJay
10/24/2006, 12:08 PM
I know of a site that sells Ellen's used underwear - unwashed - for a bit more.
crawfish
10/24/2006, 12:09 PM
Any guy who wears underwear that costs more than 3 bucks is gay.
Unless they're underarmour boxer briefs, but that goes without saying.
...my underwear costs $4-5 each... :O
Wait for it....wait for it....
Wait....
Go on...
Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/24/2006, 12:47 PM
Why the f*** would you want Ellen underwear?? Isn't she a lesbian? What does she know about men's underwear?
Hey, she's gotta have room for the strap-on.
stoopified
10/24/2006, 02:02 PM
$15 for used underwear?
Tear Down This Wall
10/24/2006, 02:09 PM
Look, let's be honest...I'd rather my wife cheat on me than I would have her start watching Ellen. I mean, really. I can understand marital infidelity alot more than I can understand sitting in front of a TV every day listening to Ellen.
P.S. - My wife doesn't read internet message boards, so I'm safe in making the above statement...I think....
Okay, you DO understand that Ellen's show is just a cookie-cutter talk show, right? It's not, like, some lesbian propaganda front.
Mjcpr
10/24/2006, 02:27 PM
Okay, you DO understand that Ellen's show is just a cookie-cutter talk show, right? It's not, like, some lesbian propaganda front.
The Ellen HQ is relocating from Los Angeles to SE Oklahoma where lesbianism runs rampant. Broken Bow is going to be the new San Francisco.
jk the sooner fan
10/24/2006, 02:33 PM
there are so many things wrong with this thread, i dont even know where to begin
JohnnyMack
10/24/2006, 02:37 PM
This thread is teh rulz.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/24/2006, 02:43 PM
The Ellen HQ is relocating from Los Angeles to SE Oklahoma where lesbianism runs rampant. Broken Bow is going to be the new San Francisco.
SWEET!!!! I am moving to SE Oklahoma....that should be a lot of fun to watch:pop:
MamaMia
10/24/2006, 03:50 PM
How can undies truly be unisex? That just doesnt make any sense to me. Do hers have slits? I dont want a slit in the front of my undies. :confused:
Mjcpr
10/24/2006, 03:52 PM
Wait for it.....
Fugue
10/24/2006, 03:54 PM
heh
i'd post but I don't want to wake up from my cold drug cocktail and be banned.
crawfish
10/24/2006, 03:57 PM
Wait for it.....
If it was anybody but PG or OUSAMom... :O
TexasLidig8r
10/24/2006, 04:03 PM
Any guy who wears underwear that costs more than 3 bucks is gay.
Unless they're underarmour boxer briefs, but that goes without saying.
Have you EVER bought a good pair of silk boxers?
http://www.sleepyheads.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/MG025COC.jpg
They are the bomb.. and are most certainly.. NOT GAY.
crawfish
10/24/2006, 04:07 PM
I can always count on lid to step in and help prove my point. :D
Scott D
10/24/2006, 04:07 PM
85, the answer is that apparently your wife needs a job.
85Sooner
10/24/2006, 04:28 PM
85, the answer is that apparently your wife needs a job.
She has the hardest job, she just doesn't get paid. We havn't got them yet. They better not be pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott D
10/24/2006, 04:29 PM
She has the hardest job, she just doesn't get paid. We havn't got them yet. They better not be pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apparently it's not hard enough if she has time to watch ellen ;)
Oldnslo
10/24/2006, 08:57 PM
I wear the UnderArmor boxer briefs.
And, for what it's worth, so should you.
proud gonzo
10/24/2006, 09:18 PM
If it was anybody but PG or OUSAMom... :O
hahaha--oh lordy
Al Gore
10/24/2006, 09:29 PM
She has the hardest job, she just doesn't get paid. We havn't got them yet. They better not be pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are they thongs????
olevetonahill
10/24/2006, 09:30 PM
Real men wear what they want , if at all :D
william_brasky
10/24/2006, 09:34 PM
Ellen wears underwear with dickholes.
olevetonahill
10/24/2006, 09:43 PM
Ellen wears underwear with dickholes.
is that cause ellen degenerate is a dick wanne be
:eek:
Boarder
10/24/2006, 10:37 PM
If I ever buy/wear anything called "Mansilk" I beg for each and every one of you to come smack me in the mouth.
olevetonahill
10/24/2006, 10:46 PM
If I ever buy/wear anything called "Mansilk" I beg for each and every one of you to come smack me in the mouth.
you buy that shat I aint touching ur mouth :eek:
can i just kick you in the junk ? :confused:
StoopTroup
10/25/2006, 06:21 AM
Have you EVER bought a good pair of silk boxers?
http://www.sleepyheads.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/MG025COC.jpg
They are the bomb.. and are most certainly.. NOT GAY.
I bet those look great with...
The Perfect T-Shirt (http://www.ellenshop.com/cat/Clothing/I-Heart-Ellen-Ringer-T-Shirt.html)
:pop:
You know who insists that silk boxers aren't gay? Guys that wear gay silk boxers.
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