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85Sooner
10/22/2006, 12:13 PM
1. Used cars are overpriced and allow dealerships to give extra incentives.
Players choose to take money for heating bills because athletic dept
forced to turn off heat due to excessive charges by debil companies
2. Children of the 2003 class were too pampered in their youth and allowed
to succumb to the Barney mentality. Obviously produced and funded on
PBS by debil companies
3. Turf padding in endzone worn out from too many scores over the past 5
years results from no money to fix it because of overcharges from debil
companies
4. Defense has Free subscriptions to all preseason mags (containing
advertisements paid for with the excess charges of debil companies)predicting
the best in Stoops history
5. Receivers and running backs provided all you can eat wings every Sat
before game resulting in the droppsies. No money for wipes due to over
charges to athletic depatment from debil companies
6. Offensive line missing math courses, not able to keep up with snap count.
Confused by trying to decipher cell phone charges on bill charged by debil
companies
7. Lack of names on jerseys have coaches confused about whos on the
field.No money to pay for such name patches due to over charges by debil
companies.
8. Those stupid ghey ponie mascots. They look really bad at least on TV
Keep them out of the stadium and use only to greet kids coming to games.
Obviously designed & marketing by firms that work for debil companies
9. The pride playing that long sustained note before every offensive
play.Sounds like a damn dial tone from debil companies.
If it sounds as bad live as it does on TV then the Pride becomes about
as annoying as the USC and Florida State bands. Stop IT for the mercy of
God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Coaches using headsets with AT&T logos on them. Everyone knows AT&T
sucks about as bad as any communications company can and they are
the debil. I will never write another check to those Basteds and we
should not be using their equipment.

AT&T IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON BOYCOTT AT&T

stoopified
10/22/2006, 12:25 PM
1. Used cars are overpriced and allow dealerships to give extra incentives.
Players choose to take money for heating bills because athletic dept
forced to turn off heat due to excessive charges by debil companies
2. Children of the 2003 class were too pampered in their youth and allowed
to succumb to the Barney mentality. Obviously produced and funded on
PBS by debil companies
3. Turf padding in endzone worn out from too many scores over the past 5
years results from no money to fix it because of overcharges from debil
companies
4. Defense has Free subscriptions to all preseason mags (containing
advertisements paid for with the excess charges of debil companies)predicting
the best in Stoops history
5. Receivers and running backs provided all you can eat wings every Sat
before game resulting in the droppsies. No money for wipes due to over
charges to athletic depatment from debil companies
6. Offensive line missing math courses, not able to keep up with snap count.
Confused by trying to decipher cell phone charges on bill charged by debil
companies
7. Lack of names on jerseys have coaches confused about whos on the
field.No money to pay for such name patches due to over charges by debil
companies.
8. Those stupid ghey ponie mascots. They look really bad at least on TV
Keep them out of the stadium and use only to greet kids coming to games.
Obviously designed & marketing by firms that work for debil companies
9. The pride playing that long sustained note before every offensive
play.Sounds like a damn dial tone from debil companies.
If it sounds as bad live as it does on TV then the Pride becomes about
as annoying as the USC and Florida State bands. Stop IT for the mercy of
God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Coaches using headsets with AT&T logos on them. Everyone knows AT&T
sucks about as bad as any communications company can and they are
the debil. I will never write another check to those Basteds and we
should not be using their equipment.

AT&T IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON BOYCOTT AT&T
11. stoopified ain't getting enough nookie(this always breeds bad karma).

yermom
10/22/2006, 01:51 PM
i like the sustained note thing... i think the Pride should be loud and annoying :D

85Sooner
10/22/2006, 03:32 PM
Only 2 comments???????????????/ boy this board is getting weak!

yermom
10/22/2006, 03:37 PM
i think it was more fun to just blame the horsepigs ;)

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80664

goingoneight
10/22/2006, 07:37 PM
I blame it on Boo, seemed to be the best scapegoat in the early Stoops days...

sooner94
10/22/2006, 08:53 PM
dude, what's a debil? I assume you meant to type v instead of b, but you missed every time.

StoopTroup
10/22/2006, 11:17 PM
I hate the horsepigs.

Egeo
10/22/2006, 11:20 PM
lets stop making excuses

BoomerSoonerTexasscks
10/23/2006, 01:54 PM
Don't forget about the players bio-rythms being off. That has to be the work of the above mentioned debil companies

Dio
10/23/2006, 01:57 PM
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