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bri
10/22/2006, 01:45 AM
I stopped off at my office over an hour ago to grab something I left yesterday...and I'm still here. I refuse to curl up under my desk and sleep, so I'm gonna man up and drive the 45 miles back to Pryor.

The question for you and your fake money to ponder...WILL I MAKE IT HOME ALIVE? Happy betting, morbid sports fans! :D

bri
10/22/2006, 02:59 AM
DAMMIT! I vSuck!

StoopTroup
10/25/2006, 07:26 AM
Heh.

Did you have youe Eulogy written in advance?

bri
10/25/2006, 02:50 PM
Nah, I was just counting on someone volunteering to step up and talk about what a right bastard I was, and yet I was somehow likeable in spite of myself. :D

GottaHavePride
10/25/2006, 10:33 PM
Heh. It would have been like Graham Chapman's eulogy, then.

bri
10/27/2006, 12:10 AM
It is currently after midnight. I have to get up at 5:00 tomorrow morning and leave for work at 6 so I can get there at 7. Once there, I will work for ten hours straight and then leave at 5pm to head to the Buck, and then on to Skelly Stadium for the TU/UTEP game. On top of all that, I have a cold.

MEANWHILE, my insanely hot friend Melzy is having her annual "Catholic schoolgirl" birthday party. She and all her insanely hot party girl friends will be all tarted out like naughty little Catholic schoolgirls, drinking and dancing and drinking for hours and hours. And I am invited. Did I mention the chest cold?

Here's the proposition: Will I be a man, a manny-manny-man, and find a way to medicate myself to the point where I will attend the sexy party after the game, in spite of exhaustion and illness? Or will I be a little bitch, limping home to take another hit of 'Tussin and cry in my pillow as visions of sexy drunk schoolgirls mock my weakness? Choose...BUT CHOOSE WISELY!!

GottaHavePride
10/27/2006, 12:45 AM
Yes. Just cause she has big tiddies.

OKC Sooner
10/27/2006, 04:01 AM
you WILL be taking photos, won't you?

Penguin
10/27/2006, 05:58 AM
Hmmm.... Sounds like a trick.


3/1 and 2/1 odds? That seems to imply that there is a 3rd option that won't pay off, sort of like the zero on the roulette wheel.



IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

bri
10/27/2006, 07:26 AM
It's not a trap. Those are 'Tussin odds right there. :D

OUDoc
10/27/2006, 08:15 AM
Give me the address. I'll go dressed as you, if you want.
Damn! Catholic schoolgirl party........:eek:

If you don't go, we'll all think less of you. ;)

Cam
10/27/2006, 12:14 PM
Yes Bri will go. And we need pictures, lots and lots and lots of pictures.

bri
10/27/2006, 01:59 PM
Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them? :D

GottaHavePride
10/27/2006, 02:18 PM
Besides, we know it will just look like this:

http://www.familyguyfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/sexy-party.jpg

NormanPride
10/27/2006, 02:20 PM
Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them? :D

Because PEEMs are the media of the savvy poster. :D

OUDoc
10/27/2006, 02:44 PM
Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them? :D
You could describe them to us. Maybe Howzit could draw the pictures for us from the description.

Penguin
10/27/2006, 03:18 PM
For the entire male gender of our sweet species, I insist that you make it!


INSIST!!!!

Cam
10/27/2006, 09:14 PM
Now, why would you guys want me to take pictures when forum rules would most likely prevent me from posting them? :D
Hey, us married folk need to live vicariously thru somebody.

Penguin
10/27/2006, 09:35 PM
Do it, bri!


My entire life revolves around a married woman who leaves me love messages on my voicemail and some anonymous dude who gives me weird vbookie bets.


Since you are slightly more dependable, I say, "Do it!"

RacerX
10/27/2006, 09:59 PM
Boy Doc is a good friend. Offering to go instead of Bri when he should be curing Bri!

Cam
10/27/2006, 10:18 PM
Boy Doc is a good friend. Offering to go instead of Bri when he should be curing Bri!
I'm sure we could get enough penecillin donated to cure Bri. Well, at least enough to cure this weeks party "favors". :eek:

Penguin
10/27/2006, 11:17 PM
Tulsa won!



Go bri, go!

StoopTroup
10/27/2006, 11:30 PM
I here someone snoring...

Penguin
10/27/2006, 11:32 PM
Maybe not

bri
10/28/2006, 12:04 AM
You know what the best thing about sexy party girls is? They're sexy. :D

Of course, when you've completely lost your voice, there's no real point in staying at the loud, not-yet-open and therefore not-really-crowded club since you can't carry on a conversation with anyone over the music. You know, due to no longer having the ability to communicate verbally.

critical_phil
10/28/2006, 12:09 AM
for the record:

when i said i wanted some exotic bets on vBookie, i meant will Buffalo win the coin toss.

thnx.

bri
10/28/2006, 12:17 AM
When I said I cared what you want, I meant...no, wait, I never said that. 'Cause I don't.

YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW, BITCH! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Penguin
10/28/2006, 12:34 AM
I love you, bri.

bri
10/28/2006, 01:37 AM
You're not the only one.

Sadly, none of them could get close enough to convey that affection for fear of contracting the deadly Mutaba virus simply from my breathing on them.

OUDoc
10/28/2006, 08:41 AM
We're proud of you, Bri.


Boy Doc is a good friend. Offering to go instead of Bri when he should be curing Bri!

I was only thinking of all the ladies who needed sound medical advice. Bri gets that online. Won't someone think of the poor scantily-clad women at that party and their health?

Mjcpr
10/28/2006, 10:26 AM
*****.


;)

critical_phil
10/28/2006, 10:52 AM
***** was 10/1.