Tear Down This Wall
10/21/2006, 09:49 AM
Now, looky here...
Due to crappy unforeseen curcumstances, I cannot go to the game tonight because I've got to be in the office this afternoon and such.
I don't want my four tickets to go unused, but I also don't want them in the hands of some fackhole who is going to scalp them. That's why I'm posting here.
First of all, the tickets are free. They are in Section 19 of the North End Zone, lower half. We're down there where the band and horses and cheerleaders and sh*t come out to start the pre-game festivities.
Second, I'm in Dallas. I can't deliver the tickets. I've got to be in the office pretty much until four or five this afternoon. So, if you want the tickets, you'll have to come and pick them up yourself. I office in the Westin Park Central office complex. I'll meet you downstairs to give you the tickets.
Third, remember, the tickets are free if you can come pick them up. I do, however, sometimes get a thirst for Pepsi in a can during the day. I'm not saying you have to bring me regular Pepsi or Wild Cherry Pepsi or Pepsi Lime or Pepsi Twist in a can (or 12 cans) to get the tickets, I'm just sayin'....
Fourth, seriously, don't be a pee-hole and scalp these tickets! The d*ckheads who had the season tickets next to us for several years used to sell them to whomever, so we ended up having to endure a variety of Kansas State, Oklahoma State, and Texas A&M fans over the years. Thankfully, they've either died or couldn't afford them anymore, so the new people are generally there or their fellow Sooner fan friends are there.
Come on people, I've had these tickets for over a decade now. We know the people around us pretty good and we don't want them to have to endure a game with a bunch of motherfackers in our seats. We want real Sooner fans who really want to go to the game and who will yell like real North End Zone people do for the Sooners. Fackers.
So, there it is. PM me up if you want the tickets, can pick up the tickets in Dallas at my office, and won't sell them. There's four here, folks. Man up and take your family to a Sooner game on the house.
Due to crappy unforeseen curcumstances, I cannot go to the game tonight because I've got to be in the office this afternoon and such.
I don't want my four tickets to go unused, but I also don't want them in the hands of some fackhole who is going to scalp them. That's why I'm posting here.
First of all, the tickets are free. They are in Section 19 of the North End Zone, lower half. We're down there where the band and horses and cheerleaders and sh*t come out to start the pre-game festivities.
Second, I'm in Dallas. I can't deliver the tickets. I've got to be in the office pretty much until four or five this afternoon. So, if you want the tickets, you'll have to come and pick them up yourself. I office in the Westin Park Central office complex. I'll meet you downstairs to give you the tickets.
Third, remember, the tickets are free if you can come pick them up. I do, however, sometimes get a thirst for Pepsi in a can during the day. I'm not saying you have to bring me regular Pepsi or Wild Cherry Pepsi or Pepsi Lime or Pepsi Twist in a can (or 12 cans) to get the tickets, I'm just sayin'....
Fourth, seriously, don't be a pee-hole and scalp these tickets! The d*ckheads who had the season tickets next to us for several years used to sell them to whomever, so we ended up having to endure a variety of Kansas State, Oklahoma State, and Texas A&M fans over the years. Thankfully, they've either died or couldn't afford them anymore, so the new people are generally there or their fellow Sooner fan friends are there.
Come on people, I've had these tickets for over a decade now. We know the people around us pretty good and we don't want them to have to endure a game with a bunch of motherfackers in our seats. We want real Sooner fans who really want to go to the game and who will yell like real North End Zone people do for the Sooners. Fackers.
So, there it is. PM me up if you want the tickets, can pick up the tickets in Dallas at my office, and won't sell them. There's four here, folks. Man up and take your family to a Sooner game on the house.