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Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 09:54 AM
I just read this book. Do men really prefer women to be bitchy? Is that what keeps the relationship interesting? Keeps men on their toes? Is nice boring? I'm curious. So, if you are a female and you aren't a bitch, do you have to act like one? I've always believed that you should be yourself. I like a nice smooth relationship, to be treated good, and to treat my significant other good in return. Keep it simple imo. I think there are many other ways to keep a relationship interesting besides being a bitch. The book implies that life is a big game and you have to play it to keep a man interested. So, do guys really want to be treated badly? Is this a part of your focktard syndrome?;) I know I can always come to the SO for quality advice!!

dolemitesooner
10/20/2006, 09:57 AM
I just read this book. Do men really prefer women to be bitchy? Is that what keeps the relationship interesting? Keeps men on their toes? Is nice boring? I'm curious. So, if you are a female and you aren't a bitch, do you have to act like one? I've always believed that you should be yourself. I like a nice smooth relationship, to be treated good, and to treat my significant other good in return. Keep it simple imo. I think there are many other ways to keep a relationship interesting besides being a bitch. The book implies that life is a big game and you have to play it to keep a man interested. So, do guys really want to be treated badly? Is this a part of your focktard syndrome?;) I know I can always come to the SO for quality advice!!
Sounds like a horriable book....

leavingthezoo
10/20/2006, 10:00 AM
you should quit reading books. :D

Czar Soonerov
10/20/2006, 10:02 AM
I'm not posting in this thread.

Osce0la
10/20/2006, 10:02 AM
Nobody has pointed out the fact that 98% of women are this way so we kinda have to take what we can get? :D








;)

skycat
10/20/2006, 10:03 AM
Big bewbs

yermom
10/20/2006, 10:03 AM
wow, i so can't talk about this here :D

royalfan5
10/20/2006, 10:04 AM
I'd don't know if I would go as far to say I prefer "bitches", but I do appreciate a woman having a backbone and opinions.

Oldnslo
10/20/2006, 10:06 AM
2 options here.

Either I can say my wife is a bitch, which makes me an idiot.

Or I can say my wife is a wonderful, sweet woman, which makes me look ***** whipped.

Damn.

dolemitesooner
10/20/2006, 10:06 AM
Here.....All woman are bitches ....so therefor yes we want to be with them becasue we are not FAGS

dolemitesooner
10/20/2006, 10:07 AM
wow, i so can't talk about this here :D
WHY NOTT!!!:confused:

yermom
10/20/2006, 10:08 AM
the forum has eyes or something

VeeJay
10/20/2006, 10:09 AM
The Venus and Mars books straightened my azz out.

colleyvillesooner
10/20/2006, 10:10 AM
2 options here.

Either I can say my wife is a bitch, which makes me an idiot.

Or I can say my wife is a wonderful, sweet woman, which makes me look ***** whipped.

Damn.

Quit being a bitch.

:pop:

Osce0la
10/20/2006, 10:11 AM
2 options here.

Either I can say my wife is a bitch, which makes me an idiot.

Or I can say my wife is a wonderful, sweet woman, which makes me a liar.

Damn.
:D


;) Just kidding...







don't send your wife to kick my a** :O

dolemitesooner
10/20/2006, 10:13 AM
the forum has eyes or something
Chiken ****......If I posted this in the sponsers forum could you post it?

yermom
10/20/2006, 10:14 AM
nope :D

dolemitesooner
10/20/2006, 10:15 AM
nope :D
*****......they know they are all bitches

Osce0la
10/20/2006, 10:19 AM
Men marry b*tches because they can cook...


Or they can do other things that men really like...

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 10:21 AM
I'd don't know if I would go as far to say I prefer "bitches", but I do appreciate a woman having a backbone and opinions.
as long as her opinions are the same as yours?;)

royalfan5
10/20/2006, 10:25 AM
as long as her opinions are the same as yours?;)
Negative. I come from a long line of people that thrive off of creative conflict.

dolemitesooner
10/20/2006, 10:26 AM
Men marry b*tches because they can cook...


Or they can do other things that men really like...
nail on head

BeetDigger
10/20/2006, 10:27 AM
Keep it simple imo.


So what you are saying is no rubber sheets, midgets or german shepards in your relationships?

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 10:32 AM
So what you are saying is no rubber sheets, midgets or german shepards in your relationships?
Not at all. I said simple. kinky comes under the heading of "interesting." BTW - have you tried the trapeze with the water balloons?;)

yermom
10/20/2006, 10:32 AM
let's not forget Article 20

MamaMia
10/20/2006, 10:35 AM
Either a bitch wrote that book, or she made her husband write it. :D

Oldnslo
10/20/2006, 10:46 AM
threads like this are why I'm glad the Wife Unit seldom visits here.

Osce0la
10/20/2006, 10:54 AM
threads like this are why I'm glad the Wife Unit seldom visits here.
Posts like mine are why I'm glad your wife seldom visits here :D

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 10:56 AM
threads like this are why I'm glad the Wife Unit seldom visits here.
The wife unit? Did you say the wife unit? That just sounds so demeaning!! However, I know you were just kidding..... right? I think I may have just figured out why women are bitches!!:D

And while i'm on the subject, i can't stand to hear a man say "The wife" What's wrong with "my wife Carol" or to people you know "Carol." THE wife has a name you know. How many times do you ever hear a woman say ".......so I was telling THE Husband the other day" Heh!! Just a pet peeve of mine.

Fugue
10/20/2006, 11:00 AM
there are 2 different forms of bitch, good bitch and bad bitch. Good bitch is rawr and bad bitch is the naggy, cry babby kind. If chicks could harness and control the good bitch they would rule the world and men wouldn't care. God gave us nagging to remind men not to surrender power. :D

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 11:03 AM
there are 2 different forms of bitch, good bitch and bad bitch. Good bitch is rawr and bad bitch is the naggy, cry babby kind. If chicks could harness and control the good bitch they would rule the world and men wouldn't care. God gave us nagging to remind men not to surrender power. :D
Define "rawr"
rawr = nonending hawt sex and .....cooking?:cool:

Viking Kitten
10/20/2006, 11:03 AM
Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/movie/img/photos/photo6.jpg

Czar Soonerov
10/20/2006, 11:04 AM
Cold hard bitch
Just a kiss on the lips
And I was on my knees
I'm waiting, give me
Cold hard bitch
She was shakin' her hips
That's all that I need

royalfan5
10/20/2006, 11:04 AM
God gave us nagging to remind men not to surrender power. :D Yep, your not LCMS at all:D

Fugue
10/20/2006, 11:05 AM
Define "rawr"
rawr = nonending hawt sex and .....cooking?:cool:

it certainly can mean that :D
but it also can be far less noticeable, in fact, simply getting rid of the nagging starts to get a chick into the rawr area.

Viking Kitten
10/20/2006, 11:06 AM
Good bitches get **** accomplished without having to nag. :texan:

Fugue
10/20/2006, 11:07 AM
Yep, your not LCMS at all:D

but good Lutheran women don't nag. :rolleyes: :D

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 11:07 AM
Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/movie/img/photos/photo6.jpg
heh! Glenda be the good beyotch!!:D

royalfan5
10/20/2006, 11:08 AM
but good Lutheran women don't nag. :rolleyes: :D
and know to make a pie on sunday.

Fugue
10/20/2006, 11:08 AM
Good bitches get **** accomplished without having to nag. :texan:

Fugzactly, this is what I'm talkin' about. It's a skill that all you bitches need to learn. :D ;)

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 11:09 AM
it certainly can mean that :D
but it also can be far less noticeable, in fact, simply getting rid of the nagging starts to get a chick into the rawr area.
Well craphell Fugue, if you guys weren't suck focktards all the time, we wouldn't have to nag so much!!!:D

Fugue
10/20/2006, 11:10 AM
Well craphell Fugue, if you guys weren't suck focktards all the time, we wouldn't have to nag so much!!!:D

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I've got cry babby nagging on ignore. :D

:pop:

Osce0la
10/20/2006, 11:11 AM
My wife nags me about being on SF.com too much... :D

Should I point her toward this thread?

Viking Kitten
10/20/2006, 11:14 AM
I'll just say that from what I'm observed, men who get nagged at turn super passive-aggressive, and then everybody's miserable. Nagging might help you win a battle, but you'll ultimately lose the war.

crawfish
10/20/2006, 11:14 AM
Because our only other choice is men?

(ducks)

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 11:14 AM
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I've got cry babby nagging on ignore. :D

:pop:
does it help any to know that i'm nagging in the nude?:D

crawfish
10/20/2006, 11:17 AM
does it help any to know that i'm nagging in the nude?:D

Not without pics, it don't. :D

Fugue
10/20/2006, 11:19 AM
Not without pics, it don't. :D

yep, cause then it's still all just nagging.

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 11:28 AM
Actually, i learned to quit "nagging" (which translates to "asking someone to help you do something that they should have done weeks ago without having to be asked to do it in the first place!) years ago. It didn't do any good anyway. It's easier to just do things myself if i want anything done. However, that is a two-way street. Don't "nag" me about washing your clothes or picking up your mess or cooking your food!!:cool:

yermom
10/20/2006, 11:31 AM
oh man, where is Dean when we need him?

Pricetag
10/20/2006, 01:12 PM
And while i'm on the subject, i can't stand to hear a man say "The wife" What's wrong with "my wife Carol" or to people you know "Carol."
Well for one, my wife's name isn't Carol.

In all seriousness, it cracks me up to hear of a book on this subject. It's a known phenomenon that women will almost always pick the jerk over the nice guy, but I never considered that there might be a flip side to that coin. Are there "nice girls" out there who feel they're being overlooked? Do their numbers compare to the number of "nice guys"? How come these people suck so badly at finding each other?

BeetDigger
10/20/2006, 01:15 PM
I can bitch
I can bitch
cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The fact that I do
whooooooah

Biiiitch
biiiitch


The Bitch is Back

dolemitesooner
10/20/2006, 01:27 PM
"bitches get ****ed!!!!!"

just ask jimminy or yermom

crawfish
10/20/2006, 01:27 PM
:les: BITCHES, MAN.

Oldnslo
10/20/2006, 01:29 PM
Actually, i learned to quit "nagging" (which translates to "asking someone to help you do something that they should have done weeks ago without having to be asked to do it in the first place!) years ago. It didn't do any good anyway. It's easier to just do things myself if i want anything done. However, that is a two-way street. Don't "nag" me about washing your clothes or picking up your mess or cooking your food!!:cool:
kinda bitchy, there. :P

I started calling her "the wife unit" years ago. She didn't like "the incumbent" so much.

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 01:50 PM
Well for one, my wife's name isn't Carol.

In all seriousness, it cracks me up to hear of a book on this subject. It's a known phenomenon that women will almost always pick the jerk over the nice guy, but I never considered that there might be a flip side to that coin. Are there "nice girls" out there who feel they're being overlooked? Do their numbers compare to the number of "nice guys"? How come these people suck so badly at finding each other?
Thank you!! At least you didn't say "THE wife's name isn't Carol." :D

Yep, there are nice girls out there. We just have to kiss a lot of focktards before we find our Prince Charming I guess.

crawfish
10/20/2006, 01:53 PM
The little woman doesn't care about such things in MY house.

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 01:57 PM
The little woman doesn't care about such things in MY house.
sigh..........

Scott D
10/20/2006, 01:57 PM
Now the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
It's like a disease that's plagues their character
Takin' the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)


Preach on Brotha Cube. :D

Vaevictis
10/20/2006, 04:00 PM
It's easier to just do things myself if i want anything done.

I am now certain that you are one of those dudes on the internet who pretends to be a chick. Absolutely certain.

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 04:19 PM
I am now certain that you are one of those dudes on the internet who pretends to be a chick. Absolutely certain.
nah - I've just put in enough time to finally get smart.

BeetDigger
10/20/2006, 04:19 PM
The little woman doesn't care about such things in MY house.


You mean she won't kiss your "focktard"? :eek:

Vaevictis
10/20/2006, 04:27 PM
nah - I've just put in enough time to finally get smart.

I'm sorry, but I simply don't believe you :D

proud gonzo
10/20/2006, 04:33 PM
haven't we had this discussion before? I swear when I saw this thread i thought it was an old one somebody had bumped.

proud gonzo
10/20/2006, 04:34 PM
and why the heck would anyone read a book about that?

Soonerbabeinbama
10/20/2006, 04:58 PM
and why the heck would anyone read a book about that?
Same reason we read all of this crap on the SO I guess. Just curiosity. And you never know, you might just luck up and learn something along the way.