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Penguin
10/19/2006, 03:10 PM
Why do all old people commercials involve some aged woman in her old person diapers, or some idiots singing about their scooters, or some old dude telling me about his "die-a-beat-us"?


My favorite commercial is the retards singing about their scooters.

Viking Kitten
10/19/2006, 03:16 PM
[snickers].

BigRedJed
10/19/2006, 03:17 PM
Hey, I'm an old dude who rides a scooter. What's your point?

Viking Kitten
10/19/2006, 03:21 PM
And why do old people always say "ma-toor" instead of mature... as in "this saving bond will ma-toor this year"? That annoys the hell out of me.

Penguin
10/19/2006, 03:27 PM
Hey, I'm an old dude who rides a scooter. What's your point?


Just stop singing about it!

Viking Kitten
10/19/2006, 03:29 PM
[laughing so hard might pee pants better start paying attention to those Depends commercials].

KABOOKIE
10/19/2006, 03:32 PM
You're all going to hell......In a scooter.

Vaevictis
10/19/2006, 03:35 PM
Why do all old people commercials involve some aged woman in her old person diapers, or some idiots singing about their scooters, or some old dude telling me about his "die-a-beat-us"?


My favorite commercial is the retards singing about their scooters.

Sex sells.

mdklatt
10/19/2006, 03:37 PM
Why do all old people commercials involve some aged woman in her old person diapers, or some idiots singing about their scooters, or some old dude telling me about his "die-a-beat-us"?


What are you supposed to see in a old people commercial? Bungee jumping?

Soonerbabeinbama
10/19/2006, 03:42 PM
I think it is sad that some of the television advertisers try to make old people appear foolish and stupid. Penguin, even you called them "the retards." Sigh..... Old is not stupid and I think the advertising companies should be ashamed of themselves. We need to remember, with any kind of luck, we are all going to be there someday!!

mdklatt
10/19/2006, 03:46 PM
I think it is sad that some of the television advertisers try to make old people appear foolish and stupid. Penguin, even you called them "the retards." Sigh..... Old is not stupid and I think the advertising companies should be ashamed of themselves.

You're only defending the blue hairs because you dig Sean Connery. :texan:

Penguin
10/19/2006, 03:48 PM
What are you supposed to see in a old people commercial? Bungee jumping?


Is that too much to ask?

mdklatt
10/19/2006, 03:50 PM
Is that too much to ask?

That might be a good concept for a denture adhesive commercial.

Soonerbabeinbama
10/19/2006, 04:01 PM
You're only defending the blue hairs because you dig Sean Connery. :texan:
you may have blue / gray hair yourself someday - oh wait........nevermind:D

mdklatt
10/19/2006, 04:04 PM
you may have blue / gray hair yourself someday - oh wait........nevermind:D

It's nothing a little manscaping can't take care of.

Soonerbabeinbama
10/19/2006, 04:12 PM
when did you start shaving your head? ;)

Viking Kitten
10/19/2006, 04:29 PM
I think it'd be funny if someone incorporated a Logan's Run theme into an old people commercial. "RENEW! RENEW!" And then, like, the scooter explodes or something.

Mjcpr
10/19/2006, 04:29 PM
I don't know why you can't have old people commercials about diapers and bungee jumping.

http://djmansion.250free.com/poop.jpg

mdklatt
10/19/2006, 04:31 PM
I don't know why you can't have old people commercials about diapes and bungee jumping.


Didn't you learn your lesson from the smoking camel toe, Pat?

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 04:41 PM
I want a Rascal.

Those things are cool.

Soonerbabeinbama
10/19/2006, 04:50 PM
I want a Rascal.

Those things are cool.
One of my mom's friends has one of those. Her house looks like they have been holding stock car races in there. Every lick of paint on the walls and cabinets has been peeled off - don't think she's mastered those corners yet!

mdklatt
10/19/2006, 05:44 PM
Her house looks like they have been holding stock car races in there.

Are there a bunch of RVs and drunken skanks flashing their tits in her front yard?

Penguin
10/19/2006, 05:46 PM
Are there a bunch of RVs and drunken skanks flashing their tits in her front yard?


link?

Soonerbabeinbama
10/19/2006, 05:48 PM
Are there a bunch of RVs and drunken skanks flashing their tits in her front yard?
gawww - where do you think we live? Texas?;)

mdklatt
10/19/2006, 05:49 PM
link?

Your search - nascar skanks - did not match any documents. (http://images.google.com/images?q=nascar+skanks)

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Vaevictis
10/19/2006, 09:38 PM
http://maps.google.com/maps?tab=vl&safe=off&sa=N&svnum=10&lr=&btnG=Search&q=nascar%20skanks&hl=en

Heh, first result: John Kerry for President

OhU1
10/19/2006, 10:37 PM
I think the "King" of old people commericals - Wilfred Brimley - had not even reached his 45th birthday before he was plugging diapers, oatmeal, and die-a-beat-us related items.

The old folks are not "cool" but they have most of the money anyway. I find it humorous that ads for formal business attire usually feature a 20 something gay looking man with facial stuble. In reality that magazine dude in the suit would be making a sandwich for the old rich guy at the corner deli at noon.