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TopDaugIn2000
10/17/2006, 08:26 PM
Walked out today. My can was full. I'd had enough. (Thursday was SUPPOSED to be my last day, but I couldn't put up with it that much longer)

Start my new job on Monday, so I'm taking it easy 'til then.
Jimminy Crimson
10/17/2006, 08:28 PM
My can was full.

:eek: TMI!!!
1stTimeCaller
10/17/2006, 08:33 PM
Walked out today. My can was full. I'd had enough. (Thursday was SUPPOSED to be my last day, but I couldn't put up with it that much longer)

Start my new job on Monday, so I'm taking it easy 'til then.

weak
OUinFLA
10/17/2006, 08:46 PM
are you related to 1TC?
:D
1stTimeCaller
10/17/2006, 08:50 PM
are you related to 1TC?
:D

bull butter, I've never just walked off from a job.
hurricane'bone
10/17/2006, 08:51 PM
freakin' slackers
BeetDigger
10/17/2006, 09:15 PM
bull butter, I've never just walked off from a job.


More like sprinted.


:D
mdklatt
10/17/2006, 09:22 PM
bull butter

Is that like baby batter?
1stTimeCaller
10/17/2006, 09:24 PM
yep
hurricane'bone
10/17/2006, 09:25 PM
Is that like baby batter?


Have you ever put Paprika in yours? I find it adds to my baby batter.
sanantoniosooner
10/17/2006, 09:27 PM
Have you ever put Paprika in yours? I find it adds to my baby batter.
uh.........

we got two different concepts going on here.........I HOPE.
hurricane'bone
10/17/2006, 09:35 PM
What, you don't deep fry your Baby?

A Turkey Fryer works wonders!
sanantoniosooner
10/17/2006, 09:37 PM
What, you don't deep fry your Baby?

A Turkey Fryer works wonders!
Baby Batter has another meaning, unless you got a fetish.
mdklatt
10/17/2006, 09:39 PM
What, you don't deep fry your Baby?

The paprika in your batter will burn if you do that.




A Turkey Fryer works wonders!

LOL :D
mdklatt
10/17/2006, 09:42 PM
Instead of deep frying, I like to baste my baby in bull butter and then roast it in the oven.
badger
10/17/2006, 09:50 PM
if i was unemployed, i would play this game i just got even more--- it's called Bully and its similar to Grand Theft Auto, except without a lot of the violence. I recommend it for "taking it easy" :D
mdklatt
10/17/2006, 09:57 PM
if i was unemployed, i would play this game i just got even more--- it's called Bully and its similar to Grand Theft Auto, except without a lot of the violence. I recommend it for "taking it easy" :D

Rockstar bitches decided not to release it for Xbox for some reason. :mad:
TopDaugIn2000
10/17/2006, 10:24 PM
my gosh, what did you bastages do to my thread?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sooner_Bob
10/17/2006, 11:03 PM
if i was unemployed, i would play this game i just got even more--- it's called Bully and its similar to Grand Theft Auto, except without a lot of the violence. I recommend it for "taking it easy" :D


Then it must be nothing like GTA. :confused:
OUAndy1807
10/18/2006, 06:04 AM
let's get back to the baby's. those fat little legs are delicious.

god, I'm ****ing starving now.
TopDaugIn2000
10/18/2006, 07:26 AM
let's get back to the baby's. those fat little legs are delicious.

god, I'm ****ing starving now.


that goes REAL well with your avvie.......:eek: :eek: :eek:
bri
10/18/2006, 07:43 AM
my gosh, what did you bastages do to my thread?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yeah! Here we have a perfectly good thread about how she quit her job because she was tired of taking it in the can, and you guys have to start talking about coating newborns with your man-lotion.

BOO!
TopDaugIn2000
10/18/2006, 07:44 AM
THANK YOU BRI!!!!!!!!!!!!
bri
10/18/2006, 07:51 AM
Ain't no thang.

Now, you were saying about your cans?
Mjcpr
10/18/2006, 07:54 AM
I think 6 months is enough for anybody.
TopDaugIn2000
10/18/2006, 09:04 AM
Ain't no thang.

Now, you were saying about your cans?


:O :O :O
dolemitesooner
10/18/2006, 09:22 AM
I heard cans and I was here like BAM!!!!!!

So your living in Norman NOW....single now....no job.....somthing about taking it in the can.

HOW YOU DOIN?!!!!!
bri
10/18/2006, 10:28 AM
And my work here is done. :D
dolemitesooner
10/18/2006, 10:33 AM
And my work here is done. :D
wHY IS IT DONE?
NormanPride
10/18/2006, 10:55 AM
I think Bri just forfeited his shot at the can.
bri
10/18/2006, 11:53 AM
Don't get me wrong, I love me some cans as much as the next guy...but there's no way I can compete with doleo. :D
dolemitesooner
10/18/2006, 12:24 PM
Exactly now moving on.......tdin2000 where you at I need some can love
bri
10/18/2006, 12:28 PM
tdin2000 where you at I need some can love

:eek:

http://www.securecrazydiamond.com/dizq/31037.jpg
mdklatt
10/18/2006, 12:33 PM
I think Bri just forfeited his shot at the can.

It happens to all guys!
bri
10/18/2006, 03:52 PM
Man, this thread died quickly.

Seriously, NO ONE wants to talk about TD2K's cans? You were all a bunch of Chatty Cathies about 'em while I was gone...:P
handcrafted
10/18/2006, 04:11 PM
TD2K = weak sauce.

At least she could have given somebody the business before she left. Jorb walk-outs are worthless without a good tongue-lashing of the boss.
SoonerInKCMO
10/18/2006, 04:21 PM
Seriously, NO ONE wants to talk about TD2K's cans?

I want to talk about her buffaro regs.
bri
10/18/2006, 04:31 PM
TD2K = weak sauce.

At least she could have given somebody the business before she left. Jorb walk-outs are worthless without a good tongue-lashing of the boss.

Dude, can you blame her? I mean, would YOU want to tounge-lash the boss after he'd been in your can?
TopDaugIn2000
10/18/2006, 06:22 PM
no tongue lashings given, but I sure wanted to shoot them the finger!!!!!!!!!
TopDaugIn2000
10/18/2006, 06:23 PM
oh crap, I think I may have just made this thread even worse.......
Scott D
10/18/2006, 06:42 PM
TD2K = weak sauce.

At least she could have given somebody the business before she left. Jorb walk-outs are worthless without a good tongue-lashing of the boss.

so is honoring a full two week period these days apparently as well. (not directed at td2k)
bri
10/18/2006, 06:53 PM
oh crap, I think I may have just made this thread even worse.......

God bless you.

I knew I could count on the furry to give this thread second life! :D
TopDaugIn2000
10/18/2006, 10:28 PM
so is honoring a full two week period these days apparently as well. (not directed at td2k)

I tried. I did my very best. They were just too rude and backstabbing bastages though. Decided I could do without that.

Came to visit the parents, will be in good ole LeFlore county until Sunday. Oh Lord help me.
1stTimeCaller
10/18/2006, 10:36 PM
Sometimes when you give your two-week notice the other folks you work with and your boss treat you like poop. I have that happen a time or two and it took everything I had to not walk out.
soonerboomer93
10/18/2006, 11:25 PM
I've never been treated poorly after giving my 2 weeks. I've had a couple places offer that I could go early.
Okla-homey
10/19/2006, 05:00 AM
Walked out today. My can was full. I'd had enough. (Thursday was SUPPOSED to be my last day, but I couldn't put up with it that much longer)

Start my new job on Monday, so I'm taking it easy 'til then.

Was this the Pauls Valley gig? If so, I'm surprised it took you this long to get a bellyfull. A lady with an architecture degree working at some joint that makes car covers and such kinda seemed like a waste of talent to me -- of course, so did your involvement with Achmed.;)
Jerk
10/19/2006, 05:19 AM
Dude, can you blame her? I mean, would YOU want to tounge-lash the boss after he'd been in your can?

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
soonerboomer93
10/19/2006, 08:47 AM
this thread is worthless without pics

(better?)
bri
10/19/2006, 08:57 AM
http://www.physicalplant.ou.edu/extContent/recycle-buildings/Cans.JPG

Nice cans!
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 08:59 AM
http://www.physicalplant.ou.edu/extContent/recycle-buildings/Cans.JPG

Nice cans!
:D
TopDaugIn2000
10/19/2006, 10:05 AM
Was this the Pauls Valley gig? If so, I'm surprised it took you this long to get a bellyfull. A lady with an architecture degree working at some joint that makes car covers and such kinda seemed like a waste of talent to me -- of course, so did your involvement with Achmed.;)

yeah, it was. I enjoyed it for the most part and got some good experience. But it was time to move on.

(and I'm talking about both of the topics you mentioned above)
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 10:08 AM
Was this the Pauls Valley gig? If so, I'm surprised it took you this long to get a bellyfull. A lady with an architecture degree working at some joint that makes car covers and such kinda seemed like a waste of talent to me -- of course, so did your involvement with Achmed.;)
Rofl....he said Achmed:D
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 10:51 AM
http://www.physicalplant.ou.edu/extContent/recycle-buildings/Cans.JPG

Nice cans!

Why are they wet?

Oh crap - I think I may have made this thread even worse...
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 11:10 AM
td2k likes to get her can wet!!!!!!!!!!
bri
10/19/2006, 11:26 AM
Why are they wet?

http://myspace-916.vo.llnwd.net/00787/61/98/787978916_m.jpg
StoopTroup
10/19/2006, 11:37 AM
What about re-modeled cans?

http://wearcam.org/deconism/330dundas_paint/floorpaint_new_cans_small.jpg
TopDaugIn2000
10/19/2006, 12:30 PM
no Stoop, my cans have not been remodeled. they are great as is.
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 12:45 PM
no Stoop, my cans have not been remodeled. they are great as is.
Ohh so your cans are all natural:D
bri
10/19/2006, 01:01 PM
NOW this thread is worthless without pics. :D
mdklatt
10/19/2006, 01:04 PM
I'm getting confused.

can = ***
cans = tittays
TopDaugIn2000
10/19/2006, 01:05 PM
I'm getting confused.



you're not the only one.....:O :confused: :O
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 01:08 PM
NOW this thread is worthless without pics. :D
Agreed. I have tried to see them in real life but she keeps giving me the cold shoulder :)
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 01:14 PM
Agreed. I have tried to see them in real life but she keeps giving me the cold shoulder :)

I don't think you're applyin' yoself, Smokey...
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 01:15 PM
I don't think you're applyin' yoself, Smokey...
ROFL:D
bri
10/19/2006, 01:29 PM
Agreed. I have tried to see them in real life but she keeps giving me the cold shoulder :)

The cold shoulder? Is that like the Alabama Crab Dangle or Aligator F*ckhouse?

If so, HIGH-FIVE, DUDE!
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 01:34 PM
The cold shoulder? Is that like the cor Aligator F*ckhouse?

If so, HIGH-FIVE, DUDE!
I was confused when you said this so I looked it up this is what I found.
Alabama Crab Dangle -A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle.

Now I know what you are talking about....and NO I have not done this yet.
If you would have said "Shaka Zulu Style" I would have known what you were talking about:cool:
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 01:35 PM
F*** A GOAT!!!!
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 01:38 PM
I didnt say anything about ****ing a goat
bri
10/19/2006, 01:44 PM
F*** A GOAT!!!!

She-dude, get it right. She dresses up as a dog, not a goat.

A dog with gigantic, all-natural cans.
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 01:47 PM
She-dude, get it right. She dresses up as a dog, not a goat.

A dog with gigantic, all-natural cans.
CANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 01:47 PM
Heh. I'll bet doleo has a goat suit.

Oooh! What do you think he'll be for Halloween?
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 01:48 PM
I AM GOING TO A PARTY TOMMORW...

I am dressing up like a peice of pizza with a mullet
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 02:05 PM
What?
Scott D
10/19/2006, 02:14 PM
you should go as huggy bear.
dolemitesooner
10/19/2006, 02:14 PM
I am wearing a peice of pizza and a mullet
Scott D
10/19/2006, 02:15 PM
chicken****
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 02:17 PM
I am wearing a peice of pizza and a mullet

No see - I read that part.

What's the story behind it? I mean I could put a frozen bag of peas on my head and wear a gorilla costume but it really doesn't make sense, you know?
1stTimeCaller
10/19/2006, 02:18 PM
Doleo, what do you call that costume? I don't get the connection between a slice of pizza and a mullet
bri
10/19/2006, 02:19 PM
you should go as huggy bear.

But I thought Halloween was the one day you dressed up as something BESIDES what you usually are?

And FOCUS, PEOPLE! We're getting off track.
bri
10/19/2006, 02:19 PM
No see - I read that part.

What's the story behind it? I mean I could put a frozen bag of peas on my head and wear a gorilla costume but it really doesn't make sense, you know?

So.

Hot.
Scott D
10/19/2006, 02:19 PM
But I thought Halloween was the one day you dressed up as something BESIDES what you usually are?

And FOCUS, PEOPLE! We're getting off track.

he dresses up like Malibu's Most Wanted the rest of the time.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 02:20 PM
BIG BLACK FURRY!

WITH PEAS ON IT'S HEAD!
bri
10/19/2006, 02:54 PM
BIG BLACK FURRY!

WITH PEAS ON IT'S HEAD!

Dammit, woman! Between TD2K's cans in a dog suit and your JayBee in a gorilla suit, how's a red-blooded American male supposed to concentrate on work?

Mmmmmmmm...furry three-way..........
BigRedJed
10/19/2006, 02:57 PM
http://www.lowculture.com/archives/vf4-thumb.jpg
BigRedJed
10/19/2006, 02:59 PM
By the way, I suggest never doing a GIS for "plushie sex."
bri
10/19/2006, 03:24 PM
Thank you for that stunning breakthrough, Cap'n Obvious. :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 03:25 PM
I'll bet the insides of those suits get...stinky.
mdklatt
10/19/2006, 03:27 PM
I'll bet the insides of those suits get...sticky.

Oh my.
bri
10/19/2006, 03:39 PM
I'll bet the inside of my pants get...sticky.

Go on....
TopDaugIn2000
10/19/2006, 04:13 PM
Dammit, woman! Between TD2K's cans in a dog suit and your JayBee in a gorilla suit, how's a red-blooded American male supposed to concentrate on work?

Mmmmmmmm...furry three-way..........

well this IS a thread about being unemployed ya know.....
bri
10/19/2006, 04:37 PM
Well yeah, it was for like the first five minutes.

Now it's about me and doleo Roshamboing to see which one of us gets to be shot down trying to get with your can and/or cans while wearing an animal costume next.
TopDaugIn2000
10/19/2006, 04:47 PM
as tempting as that offer is.................
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2006, 04:52 PM
Here bri - take my peas.

Chicks can't resist peas...
bri
10/19/2006, 04:52 PM
Don't be hasty....you haven't see what a cute puppy I make.