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jk the sooner fan
10/17/2006, 01:45 PM
to keep my mouth shut and not ask "too many" questions


last week the 60 year old woman that works for me says "i'm going to have some dr's appointments in the very near future".

i say "ok, well i hope you're alright"

i should have just stopped at "ok", because the response i got was "i've been post menopausal for several years and now i'm bleeding again"

ummmmm, ok thanks

today....young black dude works for me says "i have to leave at 2:30 for an emergency medical exam"

i say "ok, i hope you arent dying or anything" (in jest of course)

i should have stopped at "ok"....because the response i got was "i'm bleeding from my butt and i dont know whats causing it"

i swear i'm not making this up......
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/17/2006, 01:47 PM
Maybe eating thumb tacks is causing it.

I'm just trying to help here.
Widescreen
10/17/2006, 01:47 PM
This thread is making me bleed from my eyes.
mrowl
10/17/2006, 01:47 PM
best excuse for not showing up to work?

"I have had the ****s all morning"

honesty works. :D
colleyvillesooner
10/17/2006, 01:48 PM
Dude, just tell Howzit to suck it up, and go after work.
Howzit
10/17/2006, 01:49 PM
Dude, just tell Howzit to suck it up, and go after work.

It's not funny.

I've been post-menopausal for years, ya know...
BeetDigger
10/17/2006, 01:59 PM
*** tampons. There's your million $ idea for the day.
1stTimeCaller
10/17/2006, 02:00 PM
bleeding out of the bunghole is the excuse I use to go see the doctor when I need a sick day to go interview. The boss then wishes he had never asked and never asks for an upddate later.

those people are looking for new jobs.
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 02:03 PM
just be glad she didn't discuss her prolapsed naughty spot.
Mjcpr
10/17/2006, 02:03 PM
bleeding out of the bunghole is the excuse I use to go see the doctor when I need a sick day to go interview. The boss then wishes he had never asked and never asks for an upddate later.

I had a wild one this weekend boss.......
KABOOKIE
10/17/2006, 02:07 PM
last week the 60 year old woman that works for me says "i'm going to have some dr's appointments in the very near future".

i say "ok, well i hope you're alright"

i should have just stopped at "ok", because the response i got was "i've been post menopausal for several years and now i'm bleeding again"


You must be better looking than I thought.
jk the sooner fan
10/17/2006, 02:07 PM
just be glad she didn't discuss her prolapsed naughty spot.

i dont even want to know
NormanPride
10/17/2006, 02:09 PM
If you didn't want to know, then why on God's green earth did you tell us? :D
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 02:10 PM
i dont even want to know

heh. me either. that's why i hope i die young. i had no.i.dea.
1stTimeCaller
10/17/2006, 02:14 PM
I had a wild one this weekend boss.......

heh. WebMD is pretty useful,
MamaMia
10/17/2006, 02:20 PM
to keep my mouth shut and not ask "too many" questions


last week the 60 year old woman that works for me says "i'm going to have some dr's appointments in the very near future".

i say "ok, well i hope you're alright"

i should have just stopped at "ok", because the response i got was "i've been post menopausal for several years and now i'm bleeding again"

ummmmm, ok thanks

today....young black dude works for me says "i have to leave at 2:30 for an emergency medical exam"

i say "ok, i hope you arent dying or anything" (in jest of course)

i should have stopped at "ok"....because the response i got was "i'm bleeding from my butt and i dont know whats causing it"

i swear i'm not making this up......Maybe you all should put healthier snacks and drinks in the break room. :)
toast
10/17/2006, 02:27 PM
when people tell me stuff like that I usually respond with "my aunt had that and she died like 1 day later. Good luck with that."


not really - well, not to people I actually like anyway. ;)
Widescreen
10/17/2006, 02:49 PM
Maybe you all should put healthier snacks and drinks in the break room. :)
POTD. If this isn't a mom statement, I don't know what is. :D
yermom
10/17/2006, 03:34 PM
i dont even want to know

i think it's what the old lady in the shoe had
Mjcpr
10/17/2006, 03:36 PM
Prolapsed? WTF?

How does one's uterus fall off?
jk the sooner fan
10/17/2006, 03:39 PM
i've got an issue with the word "prolapsed"

the prefix "pro" means FOR

this is clearly not the case........the medical folks need to change this now to "antilapsed"
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/17/2006, 03:40 PM
Prolapsed? WTF?

How does one's uterus fall off?

Off...or out?

:mack:
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 03:43 PM
i've got an issue with the word "prolapsed"

the prefix "pro" means FOR

this is clearly not the case........the medical folks need to change this now to "antilapsed"


will "escaping" work for you? :D
Scott D
10/17/2006, 04:12 PM
jk....tell her to cut down her iron intake. tell him to cut down his iron intake.

ywia, bill is in the mail in the name of OUDoc.
jk the sooner fan
10/17/2006, 04:13 PM
yeah i can see how taking iron into ones butt might make it bleed
Scott D
10/17/2006, 04:14 PM
hey, what people do with railroad spikes on their own time is their own business.
NormanPride
10/17/2006, 04:16 PM
hey, what people do with railroad spikes on their own time is their own business.

Nah, those things are made out of titanium no-....


I'll shut up now.
IB4OU2
10/17/2006, 04:21 PM
yeah i can see how taking iron into ones butt might make it bleed

T'aint blood...
Scott D
10/17/2006, 04:24 PM
T'aint blood...

what goes on with Dean, stays with Dean :eek:
85Sooner
10/17/2006, 04:32 PM
Be careful, it sounds like everyone of you is starting to bleed out of some orifice for some unknown reason. Kinda like that movie Outbreak. Keep us posted K?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/17/2006, 05:25 PM
Ugh!

I learned the hard way not to ask someone how they are doing. . .unless I wanted all the gory details.

The correct answer to "Hello, how are you?" is "fine, thank you" even if you are bleeding from all sorts of orifices.
jk the sooner fan
10/18/2006, 08:19 AM
bleeding from the butt dude just came in and gave me a thumbs up

i wont even ask what it means
IB4OU2
10/18/2006, 08:21 AM
bleeding from the butt dude just came in and gave me a thumbs up

i wont even ask what it means

Just hemorrhoids? :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/18/2006, 08:27 AM
I say we give him an Indian name...

How about...'Bleeds From Butt'?
Mjcpr
10/18/2006, 08:30 AM
http://www.randomimage.us/files/436e66cff0956.gif
jk the sooner fan
10/18/2006, 08:30 AM
I say we give him an Indian name...

How about...'Bleeds From Butt'?

if you say so "two dogs ***king".....
Fugue
10/18/2006, 08:34 AM
http://www.randomimage.us/files/436e66cff0956.gif

ibtb
Mjcpr
10/18/2006, 08:35 AM
ibtb

I don't get it.
Fugue
10/18/2006, 08:57 AM
I don't get it.

i'm getting a sign that says: "to see this and other funny and sexy smoking toe images go to..yada yada yada....."