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leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 11:22 AM
mark foley would have never played "let me potentially molest you" with a minor/minors.

thug U would have never been in that brawl.

AD's collarbone would've been made out of metal.

baby jesus wouldn't cry.

DEMOCRATS ARE THE DOWNFALL OF 'MERICA! but ain't it nice to have someone to blame?



:D
OklahomaTuba
10/17/2006, 11:43 AM
..taxes consume less than 50% of my paycheck.
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 11:47 AM
... the challenger would have never assploded.
OCUDad
10/17/2006, 11:57 AM
..taxes consume less than 50% of my paycheck.It'll get worse if you ever get out of minimum-wage territory.
jwlynn64
10/17/2006, 12:20 PM
Osama would now be in a Pakistani Jail and there would be no Mosque still standing in Iraq.
crawfish
10/17/2006, 12:21 PM
...my tax bracket wouldn't be considered "grossly wealthy"...
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 12:21 PM
... this thread would be five stars.

but i oned it myself. slackers.
JohnnyMack
10/17/2006, 12:25 PM
..taxes consume less than 50% of my paycheck.

If taxes consume 50% of your paycheck you need a new accountant.
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 12:28 PM
... beer would be a health drink.
NormanPride
10/17/2006, 12:39 PM
...puppies and kitties would never starve.

Hey, this is like those football forum threads!
KABOOKIE
10/17/2006, 12:40 PM
Gasoline would be free.
OklahomaTuba
10/17/2006, 12:57 PM
If taxes consume 50% of your paycheck you need a new accountant.
Surprising to hear this from a liberal.

Unless you mean I need an accountant because I should be paying more in taxes, which would make more sense. :D
OklahomaTuba
10/17/2006, 12:59 PM
It'll get worse if you ever get out of minimum-wage territory.

Minimum wage people pay taxes?

And all this time, I thought the "earned income tax credit" was a big joke.
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 12:59 PM
... pluto would still be a real, live planet
GrapevineSooner
10/17/2006, 01:11 PM
Gas would be cheaper.
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 01:35 PM
the axis of evil would be a broken spoke of kinda bad.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/17/2006, 01:42 PM
K-Fed would be a no name and we would have never heard of him....or for that fact, the Dixie Chunks would have been gone by now.
KABOOKIE
10/17/2006, 01:43 PM
Gas would be cheaper.


No kid would be left behind....
49r
10/17/2006, 01:48 PM
My deodorant would still come in spray cans.
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 01:59 PM
pinocchio would've always been a real boy.
49r
10/17/2006, 02:04 PM
The soonerfans.com South Oval would be renamed "circle jerk"
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 02:06 PM
who you calling a circle, jerk?

:D
Hatfield
10/17/2006, 02:07 PM
Mr. T wouldn't have anyone to pity
Stoop Dawg
10/17/2006, 02:07 PM
Read my lips, "NO NEW TAXES"!!!
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 02:09 PM
who you calling a circle, jerk?

:D

... zoo would make comments that made some degree of sense. :mad:
NormanPride
10/17/2006, 02:20 PM
... zoo would make comments that made some degree of sense. :mad:

No, you can't blame that one on the Democrats. C'mon, now. :D
JohnnyMack
10/17/2006, 02:31 PM
Surprising to hear this from a liberal.

Unless you mean I need an accountant because I should be paying more in taxes, which would make more sense. :D

:P

I'm as fiscally conservative as they come d00d. I want them nowhere near my money.
leavingthezoo
10/17/2006, 03:31 PM
No, you can't blame that one on the Democrats. C'mon, now. :D

actually, that's probably the one thing in this thread that can be blamed on a democrat. ;)
TopDawg
10/17/2006, 05:20 PM
...Tuba would have time for hobbies.
GrapevineSooner
10/17/2006, 05:24 PM
We wouldn't have the term moonbat ;)