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VeeJay

10/16/2006, 10:39 AM

how would you have participated?

Me - I would have grabbed a bucket of Gatorade, dumped it over someone's head, and stuffed the empty bucket over their helmet. And that would have been my ESPN SportsCenter moment.

Just sayin...

Osce0la

10/16/2006, 10:40 AM

heh...

Okla-homey

10/16/2006, 10:54 AM

I would have stolen the batons from the twirlers and jammed them in helmet earholes.

royalfan5

10/16/2006, 10:56 AM

I would have busted out some flying ninja kicks

tbl

10/16/2006, 10:56 AM

I would have taken out my knee pads, stuffed them in my socks, and Homey the clowned everybody that crossed my path.

critical_phil

10/16/2006, 10:58 AM

i always abide by a strict set of rules when fighting:

rule #9: if the dood you are fighting has on a helmet, and you have a helmet on or within reach, put on helmet/do NOT remove helmet.

Okla-homey

10/16/2006, 11:07 AM

It would really have been cool if the crowd and rushed the field, tore down the goal posts and stated running along mowing down people like a giant moving clothesline.

Then, a couple of the Miami defensive backs could have tackled a few fat deputies, stole their handguns and started blazing away.

Seriously though, did I see some guy do a WWF-style body slam in the middle of the melee? It kinda looking like some guy got flipped.

JohnnyMack

10/16/2006, 11:09 AM

I would have taken off my cleats, tied the shoelaces together and then spun them around real fast and flung them at my enemy. Much like the ewoks in Return of the Jedi did.

RacerX

10/16/2006, 11:11 AM

Mike and Mike played the commentary from Miami's broadcast team during the donnybrook, several times.

School in the summer time.

achiro

10/16/2006, 11:13 AM

I would have sat on the bench filling out my transfer papers.

Beef

10/16/2006, 11:14 AM

I would have stolen the batons from the twirlers and jammed them in helmet earholes.
Earhole poking is BSG's job.

Jimminy Crimson

10/16/2006, 11:17 AM

I would have gone to the cheerleaders and started grabbing baby feeders like it was going out of style! :texan:

Osce0la

10/16/2006, 11:51 AM

Yes, a guy did get bodyslammed (WWE style)...

link to fight (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1JWeE9KqZjQ)

One of the announcers on this clip played for UM, listen to him later in the clip...

Now that's what I'm talkin about, you come into our house you should get your behind kicked. You don't come in the OB playing that stuff, you across the ocean over there, you across the city...you can't come over to our place talkin noise like that, you'll get your butt beat. I was about to go down the elevator and get in that thing...

NormanPride

10/16/2006, 12:07 PM

Man, Osce0la, I bet you're loving this. :D

OhU1

10/16/2006, 12:33 PM

I'd have gone to the parking lot, got my ride, and zoomed across the field mowing them down Lawrence Phillips style.

CrimsonandCreamForever

10/16/2006, 12:36 PM

rule #9: if the dood you are fighting has on a helmet, and you have a helmet on or within reach, put on helmet/do NOT remove helmet.
Yes! I've also never understood the point of punching someone in the facemask. :confused:

KABOOKIE

10/16/2006, 12:39 PM

I'd a broke out my Uzi and gone old school soldja style on dey asses. Bustin' a cap up in dem grillz and sheeat.

1stTimeCaller

10/16/2006, 01:02 PM

I'm with Jimminy but I'd have found the other team's cheerleaders as I probably would have already seen all of my school's chearleaders nekkid.

Pricetag

10/16/2006, 01:31 PM