View Full Version : Incredibly awkward moments of your youth......
sanantoniosooner
10/15/2006, 09:56 PM
When I was a kid and we were watching "The 10 Commandments" I asked my dad what "circumcision" was.
He told me it was when they cut the foreskin off.
I asked what foreskin was.
He said it was your pecker.
I don't think I ever asked him that kind of question again.
soonerthanu
10/15/2006, 10:10 PM
Yeah when I was around 8 I can remember watching TV with my mom and sister and asking them what a virgin was.. they laughed and didnt really give me a straight answer. I kinda knew then it was something akward.
This one time some of my buddies and I went looking for a dead kid by the train tracks. I got a leech on my sac in a swamp, passed out, and I don't really remember anything else.
sanantoniosooner
10/15/2006, 10:27 PM
lying will ruin the integrity of the topic.
SicEmBaylor
10/15/2006, 10:33 PM
I have awkward moments every day of my damned life.
One particular incident from childhood comes to mind...
First time I ever sent a girl something was in 3rd grade on Valentine's Day. I sent this girl I liked a big thing of chocolates but they screwed it up at the office and put "to SicEmBaylor" instead of "from SicEmBaylor" and then put her name on the "from."
So they came and delivered it to my classroom and yelled out "I have some candies here for SicEmBaylor from SicEmCrush." I was horrified and she was confused.
setem
10/15/2006, 10:40 PM
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life...
soonerbrat
10/15/2006, 10:42 PM
setem..how's your brother? i haven't seen you guys in a long time.
Penguin
10/15/2006, 11:26 PM
When I was 8 or so , my older sister told me that I would never be able to scare her.
So, one night, we were brushing our teeth. Our bathroom had two sinks. Well, she had to pee, so I said, "OK, I'm going to bed." Well, this bathroom had 2 doors, 1 for the hall and 1 for the toilet/bath room. So, she went to the bathroom and closed the interior door, the one between the sinks and the toilet. I closed the main bathroom door in the hall.
But, tee hee, I stayed in the sink "room." Well, lo and behold, she flushes the toilet and opens the door (the one from the toilet/bath room to the sink area) and I yell "BOO!"
The problem was that her panties were round her ankles and I was quickly educated what the difference is between a male and a female.
Yeah, that was awkard. To this day, she refuses to talk about it.
I remember once in about the fourth grade, I had this teacher I didnt like very much. She was supposed to be a math teacher, but it was more like... the devil, or something like that. Anyways, we were doing problems on the overhead, and she read this word problem to us. It had something to do with snakes, and the amount of eggs in its clutch. One kid asked what a clutch was, and I remember I thought I was being all smart by telling them it was something in a car. That was very awkward for me, and nobody even got the joke, besides the teacher. :O
olevetonahill
10/16/2006, 12:35 AM
When I was 8 or so , my older sister told me that I would never be able to scare her.
So, one night, we were brushing our teeth. Our bathroom had two sinks. Well, she had to pee, so I said, "OK, I'm going to bed." Well, this bathroom had 2 doors, 1 for the hall and 1 for the toilet/bath room. So, she went to the bathroom and closed the interior door, the one between the sinks and the toilet. I closed the main bathroom door in the hall.
But, tee hee, I stayed in the sink "room." Well, lo and behold, she flushes the toilet and opens the door (the one from the toilet/bath room to the sink area) and I yell "BOO!"
The problem was that her panties were round her ankles and I was quickly educated what the difference is between a male and a female.
Yeah, that was awkard. To this day, she refuses to talk about it.
you were 8 before you knew the differance ??????:eek:
dayum no wonder you penguins fall a lot ;)
Frozen Sooner
10/16/2006, 12:40 AM
When the parents found the porn stash. No, not the thing that the dude from Gonzaga has on his phiz, but the stack of dirty books under my bed.
And then they didn't say anything about them, figuring I'd just stew and wonder when the hammer was going to drop.
SeattleOUstudent
10/16/2006, 12:44 AM
lying will ruin the integrity of the topic.
BUSTED!...you Oprah watcher!
SicEmBaylor
10/16/2006, 12:47 AM
Oprah was on my **** list, but then she did a "Dream Come True" show and gave 2 girls full scholarships to Baylor.
Now she's okay.
olevetonahill
10/16/2006, 12:53 AM
when i was 13
i took a young lady ti the movies (remember back then it was movies lol)
i spent 2 hrs getting my arm around her , ya know back in the dark ages you had to move really slow :mad: I finally told her she smelled nice what did she have on ? she said some kinda perfume , hell she was as ackward as me .
she comes back and says you smell nice to what do you have on ?
I said (very :O ) well i have a hard on but i didnt think you coild smell it :eek:
batonrougesooner
10/16/2006, 04:56 AM
I was six or seven and my uncle wanted to compare the size of our "pee-pees".
Didn't think much of it at the time...:confused:
j/k:eek:
Newbomb Turk
10/16/2006, 07:14 AM
I said (very :O ) well i have a hard on but i didnt think you coild smell it :eek:
now that's funny right there. :D
olevetonahill
10/16/2006, 07:43 AM
now that's funny right there. :D
but i was awkward and :O
does that count
SeattleOUstudent
10/16/2006, 10:29 AM
I think I was 15...convinced the girlfriend to come over and make out one summer day....sans clothing. This was back in the day when moms would drop you off because I, of course, couldnt drive yet. Well, my dad decided to go to the grocery store that aftrnoon and stopped by the house to drop off the milk. Yep, threw the girlfriend into the closet, buck naked. Awkward indeed.
Dad.
NEVER.
KNEW.
achiro
10/16/2006, 10:36 AM
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life...
Chunk?
When I was in second grade I had missed a day of school so I had to do my "math minute" makeup work in the back of the class. Apparently Melo's teacher and mine were minions of the same evil spawn. Anyways, aside from her typical grouchiness, she put the icing on the cake this particular day. I told her I had to pee really bad and she wouldn't let me go to the restroom. Mind you, the restroom was IN the classroom, so it wasn't like I had to go far. Anyways... I sat back at the big table in the back of the class to do my math minute, and the floodwaters opened. I was wearing black stonewashed jeans, so nobody could see the pee all over my pants. Fortunately for me the only student that noticed it was the poor girl that never talked to anybody. I went back to my desk and she went back to do her makeup work and I still remember the shocked look she had as she looked at the puddle in the chair and the floor.
Later that day, the principal pulled me into the office where Mrs. Devil was waiting and asked me what happened.
"I asked Mrs. Devil if I could go to the bathroom and she said I couldn't, so since I couldn't hold it anymore, I had to go".
"Why didn't you tell me it was that bad?"
"I did and you said I couldn't go."
The look of shame on the womans face was pretty priceless, though I didn't realize that's what it was at the time. I look back on it and realize how bad she must have felt.
The real question is; why didn't I just go to the bathroom? Wussy kid I suppose...
oumartin
10/16/2006, 12:18 PM
is watching your sister french kiss another girl at the age of 7 constitute as awkward? or did it become awkward when that same girl taught me how to french kiss about five minutes later.
Vaevictis
10/16/2006, 12:28 PM
The fact that you were only seven and not say, 13, probably saved you from real awkwardness. I hope, anyway.
Osce0la
10/16/2006, 12:48 PM
I've seen my stepsister naked...heh...
Actually, I've done way more with my stepsister than see her naked, but that's another story for another day...
Anyway, to keep this from looking as bad as it does right now, she and I dated back in 1998. Several months after we broke up my mom and her dad started dating, they got married October 7 of this year, thus my ex-girlfriend is now my stepsister...
:eek:
colleyvillesooner
10/16/2006, 12:51 PM
I've seen my stepsister naked...heh...
Actually, I've done way more with my stepsister than see her naked, but that's another story for another day...
Anyway, to keep this from looking as bad as it does right now, she and I dated back in 1998. Several months after we broke up my mom and her dad started dating, they got married October 7 of this year, thus my ex-girlfriend is now my stepsister...
:eek:
Location: Birmingham...too easy.
Osce0la
10/16/2006, 01:00 PM
heh...
oumartin
10/16/2006, 01:49 PM
would it comfort you to know I did more with her too ;)
okienole3
10/16/2006, 02:05 PM
I have awkward moments every day of my damned life.
One particular incident from childhood comes to mind...
First time I ever sent a girl something was in 3rd grade on Valentine's Day. I sent this girl I liked a big thing of chocolates but they screwed it up at the office and put "to SicEmBaylor" instead of "from SicEmBaylor" and then put her name on the "from."
So they came and delivered it to my classroom and yelled out "I have some candies here for SicEmBaylor from SicEmCrush." I was horrified and she was confused.
:D
http://www.sk1pper.com/this_thread_rocks.bmp
Osce0la
10/16/2006, 02:14 PM
would it comfort you to know I did more with her too ;)
heh...but she's not your stepsister now...
oumartin
10/16/2006, 02:52 PM
no but she is my babys momma! ;)
j/k
sanantoniosooner
10/16/2006, 06:08 PM
Dang.......I thought of another one, but I'm a little afraid to post it for fear of what relatives might be lurking.
oumartin
10/16/2006, 06:13 PM
i am quite sure if you have any relatives lurking they will not acknowledge knowing you sas
proud gonzo
10/16/2006, 06:15 PM
lol
sanantoniosooner
10/16/2006, 06:18 PM
no, but I still gotta see them at gatherings.
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