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Octavian
10/15/2006, 03:41 PM
And running roughshod over the Big XII Conference...


We've...

Inexplicably lost a home opener.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6939/tcubr8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lost to the baby blue for the first time ever.

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/7434/240oklahomafumblefa9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Got jobbed in Lubbock.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/7049/spot782694ns1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lost our quarterback in a scandal.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6898/rhettbomarokc80206bx2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Got hosed in Oregon.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5801/allenpatrickao3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Outgained our rival...still lost.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/7804/p1youngpresswireej7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lost the best player in the country to a freakish injury on a brilliant run.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2552/o15outopgg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



So what was the difference maker? Where did this black cloud come from?






What Has Changed?










http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3074/boomermk0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/5396/bioherood6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


The Horsepigs are a curse.

Plain and simple.

It's not so much that they look ridiculous (for they certainly do), it's that we were rolling in the Stoops Era before they came.

And since they've been here, we've done nothing but get rolled.

Nothing has gone our way since they've been introduced.

Nothing.

They need to go...don't care where.

In the closet...burned at midfield....whatever.

After 115 years of football....for some reason we decided to give these things a try...and we've had a black cloud hovering over us since.

blackbeauty02
10/15/2006, 03:44 PM
death to the pighorses!!! should we let the students out of the costumes before we do anything?

everyone should check this link and leave a comment for the golfing faggit

http://www.travelgolf.com/blogs/brandon.tucker?blog=16&title=oklahoma_s_adrian_peterson_done_for_year&page=1&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1&disp=single#c43640

bri
10/15/2006, 03:45 PM
Kill teh horsepigs. Plz thx.

BoonesFarmSooner
10/15/2006, 03:46 PM
This is soooo freaking MONEY!

snp
10/15/2006, 03:48 PM
Hahahaha, I love and totally agree with this thread.

StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 03:48 PM
Ghey Ponies must be permanently disposed of.

Dio
10/15/2006, 03:52 PM
everyone should check this link and leave a comment for the golfing faggit

Why don't we just ignore this moran and let him fade back into the obscurity from whence he came? If this no-talent assclown had ever made a tour cut in his life, he might be worth responding to.

OUinFLA
10/15/2006, 03:54 PM
Ok, Im down here in Fla and havent paid a lot of attention to the paper mache fakers. Who decided we "needed" these things?
And............could their mind be changed with logic, such as what has been presented in this thread?

TopDawg
10/15/2006, 05:08 PM
I'd just like to point out that, despite being favored in several of them, Kelvin Sampson didn't win an NCAA tourney game until I was there as the mascot, despite being a heavy underdog in that game.

Just sayin'.

the_ouskull
10/15/2006, 05:10 PM
I am in awe of the brilliance of this post. I think my freakin' eyes are welling up.

the_ouskull

dolemitesooner
10/15/2006, 05:45 PM
wHAT A GREAT ****ING POST oCTAVIAN. tHAT WAS ****ING GREAT....


NOW





What would you do I if I told you I happen to like the non saced looking no eyelashes verion of the new horse pig

woody4ou
10/15/2006, 05:49 PM
awesome!

soonerjace
10/15/2006, 05:51 PM
been up all night tryin to reverse this curse ~ and it was the horsepigs the whole time, Octavian is a damn Genius!!!!!!!!!!!

StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 05:52 PM
Why don't we just ignore this moran and let him fade back into the obscurity from whence he came? If this no-talent assclown had ever made a tour cut in his life, he might be worth responding to.
Agreed on the No Talent A$$-Clown but I felt good after responding.

StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 05:53 PM
Wonder where they store those outfits?

http://www.fire.gov/newsletter/spring2003/Dcp_0274crop_150.jpg

LosAngelesSooner
10/15/2006, 05:55 PM
Fantastic freakin' post.

william_brasky
10/15/2006, 06:09 PM
Curse of the Horsepigs. No doubt.

ThompsonhausSooner
10/15/2006, 06:32 PM
Death to the Horsepigs!


Brilliant post Octavian!

MamaMia
10/15/2006, 06:54 PM
Even though I usually like warm soft fuzzy things, my womans intuition told me that these mascots were bad news.

To send a message, you want I should have my cousin Pauly put one of the heads in Borens bed? ;)

StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 06:57 PM
Even though I usually like warm soft fuzzy things, my womans intuition told me that these mascots were bad news.

To send a message, you want I should have my cousin Pauly put one of the heads in Borens bed? ;)
YES. :D

Eielson
10/15/2006, 07:28 PM
http://fbsim.proboards107.com/index.cgi?board=offtopic&action=display&thread=1160952749

haha, you retarded morons.

StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 07:36 PM
http://fbsim.proboards107.com/index.cgi?board=offtopic&action=display&thread=1160952749

haha, you retarded morons.

Gone in 1, 2, 3....

BTW Moron...

This is our Mascot...

http://sooner.nmn.speedera.net/pics15/0/PE/PEFCNWNJZVFUALF.20050928155432.gif

reevie
10/15/2006, 07:40 PM
BRILLIANT!

bri
10/15/2006, 07:48 PM
Oh man, fantasy geeks think we're lame. That's like a Downs kid laughing at a crack baby.

BajaOklahoma
10/15/2006, 07:52 PM
I'm actually impressed that the whorn has that much red.

ADs_Agent
10/15/2006, 07:57 PM
I think we should sacrifice the horse pigs on the 50 yard line of next years RRS.

reevie
10/15/2006, 08:00 PM
Oh man, fantasy geeks think we're lame. That's like a Downs kid laughing at a crack baby.

fantasy geeks with no sense of humor

ADs_Agent
10/15/2006, 08:04 PM
heh, you can reply to the thread, rip these maggots a new hole.

Eielson
10/15/2006, 08:09 PM
heh, you can reply to the thread, rip these maggots a new hole.

I got a kick at how retarded they were. I personally thought this was pretty funny.

Eielson
10/15/2006, 08:15 PM
I'm actually impressed that the whorn has that much red.

I'm a Sooner fan. I was making fun of these guys.

dolemitesooner
10/15/2006, 08:26 PM
Here is your proof that our mascot sucks
http://www.capitalonebowl.com/Standings.aspx

Eielson
10/15/2006, 08:29 PM
Here is your proof that our mascot sucks
http://www.capitalonebowl.com/Standings.aspx

I just voted against it, but it seems like he is actually winning one!

josh09
10/15/2006, 09:09 PM
CLASSIC thread!

SoonerStud615
10/15/2006, 09:43 PM
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7346/deadhorsepigjc9.png
thats what i propose.

SactoSooner
10/15/2006, 09:56 PM
I used to want to BBQ Bevo every chance I got, but now all I can think about doing is roasting a pighorse.

bri
10/15/2006, 10:57 PM
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7346/deadhorsepigjc9.png
thats what i propose.

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "hung like a horse"....

Well, horsepig.

RiddlerOK
10/15/2006, 11:05 PM
I'll bring the lighter fluid. Burn baby burn!

sooneron
10/15/2006, 11:16 PM
C-I-L, the horsepigs!

Soonrs
10/16/2006, 12:45 PM
Some day, we will tell our grandchildren about the curse of the horsepigs!

David Earl
10/16/2006, 01:02 PM
I'm a Sooner fan. I was making fun of these guys.

Dude, you need to make yourself more clear. You nearly got shoe-whipped for smack.

OUinFLA
10/16/2006, 02:14 PM
an inadvertant shoe-whipping?
well, I guess those things happen.
When DE is slapping those soles, best get out of the way.


btw, I vote for the HP hanging.

picasso
10/16/2006, 02:43 PM
killer thread.

GrapevineSooner
10/16/2006, 02:48 PM
Threadodaweek.

ADs_Agent
10/16/2006, 03:59 PM
the prophecy spreads
http://jimtraber.net/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=31228

tnraider1
10/16/2006, 04:01 PM
Here is your proof that our mascot sucks
http://www.capitalonebowl.com/Standings.aspx


Where's roboduck? :rolleyes:

j_s_ou_1
10/16/2006, 04:05 PM
OU can do fine without peterson, look at stoops record without him. Forget the fact those are completely different teams. We're gonna kill everyone cause that is our right and when anyone bad mouths us like we do them, they are just rude and completely out of line. Sooner Magic is great....this year we haven't had any, so it's a conspiracy. We love calls going our way and would never give up an unearned win, but we better make every team that plays us that gets good calls do it. Seriously, you wonder why people cant wait to take shots at ou fans, it's because they are the biggest hypocrites to walk the face of the earth. You do whatever you want in bad mouthing other teams and cheating them from wins, but when its the other way around, it's so wrong. Get a grip and I hope you enjoy the rest of your season.....and like somebody said, thank god it wasn't thompson that went down.....idiots.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/16/2006, 04:12 PM
OU can do fine without peterson, look at stoops record without him. Forget the fact those are completely different teams. We're gonna kill everyone cause that is our right and when anyone bad mouths us like we do them, they are just rude and completely out of line. Sooner Magic is great....this year we haven't had any, so it's a conspiracy. We love calls going our way and would never give up an unearned win, but we better make every team that plays us that gets good calls do it. Seriously, you wonder why people cant wait to take shots at ou fans, it's because they are the biggest hypocrites to walk the face of the earth. You do whatever you want in bad mouthing other teams and cheating them from wins, but when its the other way around, it's so wrong. Get a grip and I hope you enjoy the rest of your season.....and like somebody said, thank god it wasn't thompson that went down.....idiots.

Wow thats like 7 threads now.....Is copying and pasting apart of the GED program now or what?

OUinFLA
10/16/2006, 04:16 PM
paragraphs are your friends

j_s_ou_1
10/16/2006, 04:17 PM
Nope, just felt like speaking the truth so many times everybody would have to see it at least once. Seriously though, it's not like this isn't what like every school that has ever been in contact with ou has thought. If it helps ou it's great...if it goes against ou we need the records striken and apologies...yeah, where is the one from ou to tech from the hollis price robbery?

stoops the eternal pimp
10/16/2006, 04:22 PM
Nope, just felt like speaking the truth so many times everybody would have to see it at least once. Seriously though, it's not like this isn't what like every school that has ever been in contact with ou has thought. If it helps ou it's great...if it goes against ou we need the records striken and apologies...yeah, where is the one from ou to tech from the hollis price robbery?


So you speak the truth and the rest of us ARE LIAAAARSS!!!:eek:

picasso
10/16/2006, 04:23 PM
Nope, just felt like speaking the truth so many times everybody would have to see it at least once. Seriously though, it's not like this isn't what like every school that has ever been in contact with ou has thought. If it helps ou it's great...if it goes against ou we need the records striken and apologies...yeah, where is the one from ou to tech from the hollis price robbery?
Eddie Sutton just called and needs a ride home from Chili's.

Ash
10/16/2006, 04:25 PM
Nope, just felt like speaking the truth so many times everybody would have to see it at least once. Seriously though, it's not like this isn't what like every school that has ever been in contact with ou has thought. If it helps ou it's great...if it goes against ou we need the records striken and apologies...yeah, where is the one from ou to tech from the hollis price robbery?

I get the distinct feeling you're not a Sooner fan despite your attempt to blend in with your handle.

Maybe I'm wrong, but your posts have taken a very troll-like (and aggie-ish) tone recently.

I'll say this, posting the same post in every thread you can find doesn't make a point, it makes you annoying. Also, while I haven't been on this board as long as others, I get the feeling repeatedly referring to Sooner fans as idiots and hypocrites isn't the way to make friends or ellicit nice responses.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/16/2006, 04:27 PM
I get the distinct feeling you're not a Sooner fan despite your attempt to blend in with your handle.

Maybe I'm wrong, but your posts have taken a very troll-like (and aggie-ish) tone recently.

I'll say this, posting the same post in every thread you can find doesn't make a point, it makes you annoying. Also, while I haven't been on this board as long as others, I get the feeling repeatedly referring to Sooner fans as idiots and hypocrites isn't the way to make friends or ellicit nice responses.


hey take it easy on him...maybe when he says we are idiots and hypocrites he means we are nice and intelligent people

picasso
10/16/2006, 04:29 PM
I just saw Eddie whizzin on a flagpole at Carver Elementary.

blech.

ADs_Agent
10/16/2006, 04:35 PM
this man has got quality out of his first 100 posts. Zeppish like mentality with Aggie false arrogance equals one dumb poster.

Sabla
10/16/2006, 04:35 PM
Funny as hell post.

jdsooner
10/16/2006, 05:27 PM
Yes, the horses are responsible! I just thought about how the horse cursed the north end zone. In the first half, the horse pig chased the Cyclone mascot around the north end zone, the very end zone in which Peterson was injured! Coincidence?? I think not!

I also blame the horse pigs for Sampson's problems and losing the recruits we had last spring, as well.

aero
10/16/2006, 06:24 PM
j_s_ou_1, yeah, yeah, whatever. Back to the matter at hand. I called it the first day they came out of the closet, or...uh..... yeah, I guess that works..... the horse pigs MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

aurorasooner
10/17/2006, 09:33 AM
personally, I think extreme measures need to be taken to rid our school, team and fans of the freakin' blind refs! http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/1862/1refsexcorcist1bm3.jpg

TopDawg
10/17/2006, 04:32 PM
The original post is now starting to make the email rounds.

This is like Kasey Studdard Junior.

boomersooner28
10/17/2006, 06:21 PM
budda bump!

soonershane22
10/18/2006, 09:46 AM
This is one of the greatest threads of ALL-TIME!!! I have hated those stupid horsepigs from day 1!! You know they are bad when two little kids are sitting there and see them for the first time and say "what are those?" Reply, "horsepigs." Kids, "what does that have to do with OU? I thought that they already had a sooner (schooner) and ponies? Those things are stupid."

Did anyone else see one of those jokes chasing the Iowa State mascot around in the north endzone last week? Sad really.

ADs_Agent
10/18/2006, 09:56 AM
we should sacrifice them to the "football gods" to stop the bad luck of this season and maybe pass the bad luck onto Texas.

william_brasky
10/18/2006, 10:14 AM
2 words:

Top Dawg

OUmillenium
10/18/2006, 03:58 PM
I love the smell of horsepig smoldering in napalm in the morning...smells like...VICTORY!

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/18/2006, 03:58 PM
Ugh.

SouthFortySooner
10/18/2006, 04:21 PM
Who is the voice of reason here? Could we focus our distaste to one website/blog/email address and get heard? Maybe the mossman dude on the official site that has prophecy and stuff?

ADs_Agent
10/18/2006, 04:24 PM
I say we put those "Super Sooner" students to work, allow them to come to the game armed with the medieval weapons of choice, and give Owen Field a halftime show that it will never forget. I have yet to decide if we allow the students inside the horse pigs out before the melea.

yermom
10/18/2006, 04:55 PM
This is one of the greatest threads of ALL-TIME!!! I have hated those stupid horsepigs from day 1!! You know they are bad when two little kids are sitting there and see them for the first time and say "what are those?" Reply, "horsepigs." Kids, "what does that have to do with OU? I thought that they already had a sooner (schooner) and ponies? Those things are stupid."

Did anyone else see one of those jokes chasing the Iowa State mascot around in the north endzone last week? Sad really.

actually, i thought that was kinda cool

where were they last year when the Texass mascot was walking around our side of the stadium with the "Poop on Stoops" sign?

Boomer.....
10/19/2006, 08:59 AM
I just recieved this story (not the link) in an email. :D

yermom
10/19/2006, 09:16 AM
nice

okienole3
10/19/2006, 09:28 AM
Octavian is famous. I just received this in an email. Probably already mentioned somewhere in the thread, but I am lazy.

EDIT:
I just recieved this story (not the link) in an email. :D
Me too

OUTrumpet
10/19/2006, 09:49 AM
I thought it was Chuck Long?

Wait, he's gone now...

Death to the Horse-pigs!

Luthor
10/19/2006, 11:14 AM
Even though I usually like warm soft fuzzy things, my womans intuition told me that these mascots were bad news.

To send a message, you want I should have my cousin Pauly put one of the heads in Borens bed? ;)


Fuzzy and Wuzzy definitely need to sleep with fishes.

Eielson
11/18/2007, 01:28 AM
I think we need to update this.

Boise State- Lost to a huge underdog on a ton of trick plays and must suffer through replays and references non-stop even nearly a year later

Colorado- Lose to a 28ish point underdog where everything went wrong and had a late catch that was taken away by an awful review

Texas Tech- Quarterback gets concussion on the opening play on offense. Another terrible Lubbock review call costs us our chance taking it to overtime.

Animal Mother
11/18/2007, 01:39 AM
I think we need to update this.

Boise State- Lost to a huge underdog on a ton of trick plays and must suffer through replays and references non-stop even nearly a year later

Colorado- Lose to a 28ish point underdog where everything went wrong and had a late catch that was taken away by an awful review

Texas Tech- Quarterback gets concussion on the opening play on offense. Another terrible Lubbock review call costs us our chance taking it to overtime.


Shat happens. That's why they make the bumper stickers.

tommieharris91
11/18/2007, 02:49 AM
Cept we are OU fans. We don't like losin.

pott_2
11/18/2007, 02:50 AM
Brilliant post.
Has anyone taken the time to register www.deathtothehorsepigs.com yet?