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Al Gore
10/15/2006, 01:47 PM
.....to water flowers was ran over by a mower yesterday and needs to be replaced. What high quality brand should I purchase???
StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 01:56 PM
Let her pick out her own hose....

Have you considered making a chair out of the old hose?

http://www.moma.org/exhibitions/1998/projects66/images/c8img.jpg
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 02:03 PM
The chair would probably go with some of the overpriced crap she buys from those "Artist".......
SicEmBaylor
10/15/2006, 02:16 PM
Aren't you the guy whose house is decorated with some sort of neo-modern ultra-artistic mombojumbo?
85Sooner
10/15/2006, 02:20 PM
My sympathies. hope you feel better soon:)
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 02:20 PM
Yep.....
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 02:21 PM
Bought one "Artsy" chair for $8,000.......it's not even comfortable.....
StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 02:23 PM
I'm glad I will never feel your pain Al.

I have no idea how you do it.
Newbomb Turk
10/15/2006, 02:25 PM
the Holmes Company sells a really good hose. I think the owner is John or something.

http://www.holmeshose.co.uk/old/pic1_large.jpg
SicEmBaylor
10/15/2006, 02:29 PM
Yep.....
You need to hillbilly up and get a singing fish on the wall.
StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 02:29 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Newbomb Turk again.
SicEmBaylor
10/15/2006, 02:30 PM
I don't understand how the whole ultra-modern thing can be comfortable.

I prefer something akin to the look of a 19th century english manor.
Newbomb Turk
10/15/2006, 02:31 PM
I don't understand how the whole ultra-modern thing can be comfortable.

it's not to be comfortable, it's to look goofy.
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 02:33 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Newbomb Turk again.
Al Gore is a stupid idiot that was warned many times not to exploit his wife, therefore, you can't spread Reputation........
StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 02:36 PM
Al...

Do you have the Tongue Chair?

http://www.zitro-furniture.com/images/tongue2-a.jpg
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 02:40 PM
No...not yet....
SicEmBaylor
10/15/2006, 02:41 PM
Are other body part chairs available?
crawfish
10/15/2006, 02:42 PM
Finally fired the gardener, eh?
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 02:44 PM
I have always mowed my own yard.....I am too damn picky....If I am gone, at times Mrs AG and the boys will mow it....
SicEmBaylor
10/15/2006, 02:45 PM
I have always mowed my own yard.....I am too damn picky....If I am gone, at times Mrs AG and the boys will mow it....

Mexicans do great yard work for the cost of a burrito at the Bell.
And I'm not kidding. I moved out of my apartment and into a house this year and my roommates and I were suppose to take turns mowing.

Well, I've never mowed in my life and didn't really want to start (I avoid labor plus it kills my allergies). So, I found a Mexican mowing service guy that does an amazing job.
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 02:47 PM
SEB......I agree but I am not that spoiled!!!! We only have them clean the house and cook dinner......
BajaOklahoma
10/15/2006, 02:54 PM
Get a hose repair kit.
And don't run over it again. There isn't a hose made that can survive a lawnmower.
SicEmBaylor
10/15/2006, 03:03 PM
What kind of hose is that stuff they use on motorcycles and other such things.
It has this kind of metal fiber weave around a rubber hose that makes it much stronger and flexible. Do they make that as a waterhose?
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 03:18 PM
Get a hose repair kit.
And don't run over it again. There isn't a hose made that can survive a lawnmower.Sounds to complex for me......
Preservation Parcels
10/15/2006, 03:49 PM
Craftsman hoses from Sears have the same lifetime replacement warranty as their tools. If they leak, you can take them back and trade them in.
StoopTroup
10/15/2006, 03:55 PM
Even if you run them over with a Craftsman Mower...

I think the warranty is void.
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 07:23 PM
I bet Mrs AG will love her hose with a warranty.......
Al Gore
10/15/2006, 07:25 PM
You need to hillbilly up and get a singing fish on the wall.That would go well in the art room.......
SoonerInFla
10/15/2006, 09:37 PM
.....to water flowers was ran over by a mower yesterday and needs to be replaced. What high quality brand should I purchase???

It's not really the brand that matters to women. Be sure to give Mrs. AG the long hose that also sprays fertilizer all over her flowers. This should satisfy her.