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Okla-homey
10/13/2006, 05:12 PM
As I type this, all over the central time zone, beer tops are being opened to that marvelous and reassuring ppphhhtsht-sound. Git after it!
GottaHavePride
10/13/2006, 05:57 PM
I'm getting a slow start, but I'll hop aboard the 8:30 express later tonight. :D
SoonerInKCMO
10/13/2006, 05:59 PM
My express was halted after two Boulevard Wheats by a call from a friend wanting to go to the movies.

Maybe I'll convince her to climb aboard after the flick.
Jerk
10/13/2006, 06:27 PM
I have a choice.

Ammo or booze.

I've got 300 rounds of .308

But I have no .223


I also have nothing to drink.

I'm on a tight budget.
bri
10/13/2006, 07:53 PM
Dude, you have weaponry. Budgets are for PUSSIES! :D
Jerk
10/13/2006, 07:57 PM
Bri

I found some captain morgan at my neighbors house.

Not feeling manly today, I decided to drink it on the rocks, with a fruity juice that I found in the fridge.

Normally, I would just drink it straight from the bottle like any normal male head-of-house family breadwinner would. But even I have let downs. Even chuck norris has bad days.

I haven't put on my frilly panties yet. BUT HEY! THIS STUFF TASTES REAL DAMNED GOOD!
bri
10/13/2006, 08:10 PM
Dude, Chuck Norris would kill you just for even thinking about thinking that. :D
lil'duck
10/13/2006, 08:36 PM
I'm with Jerk - I've got some random crap that needs a mixin'.

cheers!
proud gonzo
10/13/2006, 09:28 PM
hmm... so far i'm drinking cherry coke. and water.
Newbomb Turk
10/13/2006, 09:38 PM
hmm... so far i'm drinking cherry coke. and water.

:les: boarding pass denied>!
lil'duck
10/13/2006, 09:42 PM
how can we help, gonzo? :)
Rhino
10/13/2006, 09:45 PM
Bluuuuue Moooooon.
Al Gore
10/13/2006, 10:27 PM
hmm... so far i'm drinking cherry coke. and water.Good for you!!!!!
afs
10/13/2006, 10:34 PM
i polished off the New Belguim Abbey bottles left in my fride.

Call me a light weight but 2 bottles put me on my ***.
GottaHavePride
10/13/2006, 10:57 PM
I have now had a Spaten Oktoberfest, a Bass, and I have now moved on to liquor. Hooray!
GottaHavePride
10/13/2006, 11:27 PM
On to the Scotch!
GottaHavePride
10/13/2006, 11:29 PM
OK I lied. I'm on to the Bushmills, not the scotch.
Rhino
10/13/2006, 11:36 PM
Michelob Lager.
Czar Soonerov
10/14/2006, 12:42 AM
Fat Tire, bitches!!!1
ultimatesooner1
10/14/2006, 01:15 AM
Bri

I held my neighbor @ gunpoint with my unloaded .223 and made him give me his rum






fixed ;)