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Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 10:04 AM
A meeting of very important VIPs is having a meeting of great importance in our most important conference room. Because of my wicked mad MS Word skillz, I was asked to quickly make a DO NOT DISTURB sign to put on the closed conference room door.

Unfortunately, the door was not closed all the way, so as pressed the Scotch-taped DO NOT DISTURB sign onto the door just now, it crashed open and I went barrelling into their very important meeting. I may, in fact, have disturbed them.

The End.

(First person to mention Alanis Morrissette gets bonus neg points. I can make this happen. Don't ask me how.)

colleyvillesooner
10/13/2006, 10:06 AM
Maybe you need to learn that tape is sticky, and doesn't need brute strength to be applied to a door. Just sayin :D

It is ironic though...

yermom
10/13/2006, 10:08 AM
don't ya think?

colleyvillesooner
10/13/2006, 10:08 AM
We're dead.

bri
10/13/2006, 10:09 AM
What does Alanis have to do with any of this? Did you fall head over feet?

colleyvillesooner
10/13/2006, 10:10 AM
Think harder.

yermom
10/13/2006, 10:11 AM
did they say Thank U?

bri
10/13/2006, 10:12 AM
Think harder.

Are you inferring that I oughta know?

yermom
10/13/2006, 10:14 AM
hopefully she washed her Hands Clean after she fell on the floor

JohnnyMack
10/13/2006, 10:14 AM
you see everything when you went into the conference room?

Anything we oughta know?

yermom
10/13/2006, 10:18 AM
next time she'll be more careful, you live, You Learn

OUDoc
10/13/2006, 10:20 AM
I thought the title was more of a Robert Plant reference.

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 10:21 AM
Maybe you need to learn that tape is sticky, and doesn't need brute strength to be applied to a door. Just sayin :D



Next time, I'll keep one hand in my pocket.

D'OH! Self-neg!

colleyvillesooner
10/13/2006, 10:22 AM
Are you inferring that I oughta know?

I'm ma-king a sign.
In mi-cro-soft word
It says Do not Disturb
I'll stick it on the door.

I pressed it too hard,
now the door is ajar
and I'm falling into the meeting

Now there's egg on my face,
Will I get replaced?
Are they thinking of me when they're laughing?

And I'm Heeeere!
To disturb you!
I should have just put the sign up and walked away!

It's not fair!
that's it's not closed!
Better go back and tell the board cause they, they, they gotta know!

bri
10/13/2006, 10:22 AM
Dammit! She beat me to it!

Grrr.

yermom
10/13/2006, 10:22 AM
I thought the title was more of a Robert Plant reference.

http://www.lyricsdir.com/robert-plant-heaven-knows-lyrics.html

i don't think i know that song :O

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 10:23 AM
Dammit! She beat me to it!

Grrr.

In your FACE!!!

Mjcpr
10/13/2006, 10:26 AM
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/humour/assets/wish_these_were_brains.jpg

KC//CRIMSON
10/13/2006, 10:26 AM
Do you barrell/pop out of birthday cakes too?


Hey-O!

OU4LIFE
10/13/2006, 10:29 AM
so opening the door was a jagged little pill to swallow?

*laying down and waiting for it*

Mjcpr
10/13/2006, 10:32 AM
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/humour/assets/wish_these_were_brains.jpg

Wait...does this qualify as a blonde joke, cuz that's what it was supposed to be?
:O

OUDoc
10/13/2006, 10:38 AM
http://www.lyricsdir.com/robert-plant-heaven-knows-lyrics.html

i don't think i know that song :O
Late 80's solo stuff. Not a bad song. I loved it back then, the lyrics seem a little goofy now.

85Sooner
10/13/2006, 10:57 AM
Myy Myyy thats ironic

bri
10/13/2006, 11:08 AM
In your FACE!!!

Oh, alright.

Just be careful this time; last time I almost suffocated.

JohnnyMack
10/13/2006, 11:13 AM
Oh, alright.

Just be careful this time; last time I almost suffocated.

http://www.jokes-time.com/data/upimages/35_med.jpg

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 11:14 AM
Dude, as much as I appreciate kittens and boobs, I would prefer my thread not get deleted.

yermom
10/13/2006, 11:16 AM
heh

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 11:20 AM
Oh, alright.

Just be careful this time; last time I almost suffocated.

You told me the near-suffocation was the best part.:confused:

C&CDean
10/13/2006, 11:33 AM
Auto-erotic bri. Choke me bitch, to within an inch of my life......

Czar Soonerov
10/13/2006, 11:51 AM
Oh, alright.

Just be careful this time; last time I almost suffocated.

Yeah, but would she go down on you in a theatre?

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 11:57 AM
[whistles innocently].

OU4LIFE
10/13/2006, 11:59 AM
IBTD

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/13/2006, 12:03 PM
I can totally see you doing this and it is cracking me up...

:D

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 12:04 PM
The conference room thing or the theatre thing?

OUDoc
10/13/2006, 12:07 PM
The conference room thing or the theatre thing?
She's thinking conference room. Probably not the rest of us though.

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 12:09 PM
Nah, she's as big a perv as the rest of you. Maybe bigger. :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/13/2006, 12:09 PM
The conference room thing or the theatre thing?

Heh.

yermom
10/13/2006, 12:09 PM
:eek:

Czar Soonerov
10/13/2006, 12:11 PM
Yeah, but would she go down on you in a conference room?


fixed

VeeJay
10/13/2006, 12:12 PM
Next time type this:

UNO NO MOLESTA

That's what they put on the doors down here when they don't want to be bothered.

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 12:17 PM
I did not molest anyone in the conference room, if that's what's being implied. IT WASN'T THAT KIND OF MEETING!!!

bri
10/13/2006, 12:17 PM
Auto-erotic bri. Choke me bitch, to within an inch of my life......

I'm like the Michael Hutchense of Soonerfans...just with a better spotter.

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 12:18 PM
Remind me to pick up more smelling salts next time I go to Sam's.

OUDoc
10/13/2006, 12:19 PM
And rags too.

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 12:20 PM
And Kleenex.

OUDoc
10/13/2006, 12:31 PM
And coffee filters.

bri
10/13/2006, 12:35 PM
CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!!?

VeeJay
10/13/2006, 12:37 PM
I did not molest anyone in the conference room, if that's what's being implied. IT WASN'T THAT KIND OF MEETING!!!

Molestation meetings in the Conference Room: Good

Other kinds of meetings: Boooooooooorrring

Viking Kitten
10/13/2006, 12:38 PM
CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!!?

YOU'LL GET A SAM'S CHOICE GREEN LIGHTENING AND LIKE IT, MISTER.

bri
10/13/2006, 12:43 PM
YOU'LL GET A SAM'S CHOICE GREEN LIGHTENING AND LIKE IT, MISTER.

yes, Mistress.

OU4LIFE
10/13/2006, 01:31 PM
I think "green lightning" is what you get after drinking the sams choice.

bri
10/13/2006, 02:26 PM
ZANG?

GottaHavePride
10/13/2006, 03:22 PM
CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!!?

ROLL TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!

handcrafted
10/13/2006, 03:26 PM
:les: I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!

bri
10/14/2006, 10:48 AM
ARE THERE CHICKS THERE?!?!