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JohnnyMack
10/12/2006, 02:48 PM
...in the bathroom on my floor here at work and it smells like a dead animal in there. I'm just there to take a leak so I hold my breath, head to the urinal and pee. Then I walk over to wash my hands and another guy on the floor walks in, smells the funk and I get that, "what the **** did you eat for lunch?" look.

:les:IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!
crawfish
10/12/2006, 02:49 PM
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 03:00 PM
Wait -did you say "so I go to take a leak in the bathroom on my floor here at work?" Gwoss!! No wonder it smells!!:eek:
Ike
10/12/2006, 03:06 PM
1tc?
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 03:10 PM
what's the female translation for take a leak ?
pee pee;) You're welcome.
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 03:12 PM
I think "pee pee" usually refers to something else.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 03:15 PM
I think "pee pee" usually refers to something else.
I thought that was peeny or or in some cases pee wee - what do you call it when you go to pee pee?:confused:
GottaHavePride
10/12/2006, 03:21 PM
I hate this thread with my whole body.

Even my pee-pee.
crawfish
10/12/2006, 03:27 PM
How about "drain the lizard"?
GottaHavePride
10/12/2006, 03:35 PM
"playing fireman"?
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 03:38 PM
You ladies got something for hit the head or take a wizz ?

"use the bathroom"
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 03:49 PM
I'm standing (well sitting actually) with pee pee, tee tee or tinkle. There are no others. Women do not take a whizz or hit the head.

You are right PG, in polite company we have been known to "use the bathroom" or "go to the ladies room"
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 03:52 PM
What do you call it when you drop a fudge dragon in the urinal?
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 03:57 PM
What do you call it when you drop a fudge dragon in the urinal?
can that happen?:confused:
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 03:59 PM
can that happen?:confused:

Didn't that happen at your school one time? No wait...that was an upper decker.
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 04:00 PM
I'm standing (well sitting actually) with pee pee, tee tee or tinkle. There are no others. Women do not take a whizz or hit the head.

You are right PG, in polite company we have been known to "use the bathroom" or "go to the ladies room" you have to pee pee after you dwink too much wa-wa?
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 04:05 PM
you have to pee pee after you dwink too much wa-wa?
well what in the heck do you call it then?:confused:
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 04:07 PM
Didn't that happen at your school one time? No wait...that was an upper decker.
Shhhhhhh!!! You are going to ruin my Friday thread!!;)
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 04:07 PM
well what in the heck do you call it then?:confused:

I believe the technical term for women (and some men) is squat and squirt.
colleyvillesooner
10/12/2006, 04:08 PM
:pop:
colleyvillesooner
10/12/2006, 04:09 PM
I believe the technical term for women (and some men) is squat and squirt.

No, dude, that's giving birth.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 04:10 PM
No, dude, that's giving birth.
Oh ye gods and little fishes!!!!!:eek:
GottaHavePride
10/12/2006, 05:05 PM
Droppin' the Cosby kids off at the pool?
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 05:28 PM
Droppin' the Cosby kids off at the pool?

No, that's something else.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 05:32 PM
No, that's something else.
mdk shows up and even the pee threads turn into poo threads!!:D
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 05:35 PM
I show up and even the pee threads turn into poo threads!!:D
fixed
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 05:36 PM
mdk shows up and even the pee threads turn into poo threads!!:D

:les: GHP started it!
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 05:36 PM
fixed
heck, i'm still hanging around here waiting for you to tell me what you call pee pee?
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 05:40 PM
"use the bathroom" "make a pit stop" or how about just saying "Hey, I have to pee" instead of sounding like a 3 year old? ;)
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 05:42 PM
Originally Posted by Proud Gonzo
GHP shows up and even the pee threads turn into poo threads!!

Fixed It
BeetDigger
10/12/2006, 05:42 PM
heck, i'm still hanging around here waiting for you to tell me what you call pee pee?


To be more accurate, you are waiting around, not hanging around. :D



I always say "I'm going to where all the ****s hang out" when I am going to the bathroom. Most people don't get it until they think about it.
1stTimeCaller
10/12/2006, 05:43 PM
'goin to see a man about a horse'
OKC Sooner
10/12/2006, 05:44 PM
"drain the bearded clam"

ywia
GottaHavePride
10/12/2006, 05:46 PM
Fixed It

Negatory. I wa just building on mdklatt's fudge dragon in the urinal.

;)
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 05:46 PM
"use the bathroom" "make a pit stop" or how about just saying "Hey, I have to pee" instead of sounding like a 3 year old? ;)
Are you implying that "pee pee" and "tinkle winkle" sound three year oldish?:rolleyes:
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 05:50 PM
implying?
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2006, 05:53 PM
I gotta pee.
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 05:53 PM
Negatory. I wa just building on mdklatt's fudge dragon in the urinal.

;)

I had no choice since my South Park thread wasn't getting any play.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 05:53 PM
implying?
hmmmm - seems like I've heard that before!!:cool:
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 05:53 PM
hmmmm - seems like I've heard that before!!:cool:

:pop: