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Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/12/2006, 01:29 PM
Oklahoma
Josh Walters
Email Josh ([email protected])
Edmond, Middle School Geography Teacher

Age: 23
In his own words: "I am very high-energy and a risk taker. At the same time, I love inspiring people and being a role model."
Coach cutie: "I coach sports at the school where I work. It's fun to guide young players."
Girl getup he loves: "A short jean skirt -- it gets me going."
Pick-him-up ploy: "Compliment me. It makes it a whole lot easier for me to approach you."
Dating deal breakers: "I won't get serious with a woman if she doesn't live a healthy lifestyle."
Favorite female body part: "A gorgeous smile can knock my socks off. Nothing's sexier to me than nice teeth."
Unsolved chick mystery: "I know women have different hormones than guys do, but their mood swings leave me puzzled. I really don't follow how they can change from happy to furious so quickly and for no obvious reason at all!"

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Scott D
10/12/2006, 01:32 PM
I can't begin to express the disappointment I have with this thread adequately.
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 01:33 PM
Compliment me? :rolleyes:
******.
OU4LIFE
10/12/2006, 01:38 PM
****** me?

Compliment.
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 01:40 PM
****** me?

Compliment.

I wouldn't touch that hallway with 1TC's vinegar.
1stTimeCaller
10/12/2006, 01:52 PM
Pat, where do you keep getting pictures of all of those brown teef? You go to a lot of dentist parades or sumptin?

Also, is that a sideways woman's hoo-hoo where his belly button should be?


ps my vinegar will cure what ailes ya.
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 01:53 PM
I stated earlier that this is nothing but a half a femur.
crawfish
10/12/2006, 01:53 PM
Pat, where do you keep getting pictures of all of those brown teef? You go to a lot of dentist parades or sumptin?

www.menscancer.com

Or something related.
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 01:55 PM
Girl getup he loves: "A short jean skirt -- it gets me going."

I can't argue with that. :texan:

(Although he looks like a serious ******berry.)
crawfish
10/12/2006, 01:56 PM
http://www.fionaaboud.com/adm/photo/183_96_003.jpg

Yeah, nice femur. ;)
TUSooner
10/12/2006, 02:00 PM
One word:

GAH!!!
frankensooner
10/12/2006, 02:11 PM
He is my daughters 6th grade Social Studies teacher. We thought he was like 12 when we met him.
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 02:13 PM
He is my daughters 6th grade Social Studies teacher.

I wouldn't let her wear jean skirts to school if I were you.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/12/2006, 02:15 PM
What amazes me is that I'm the only chick who has posted in this thread.
Viking Kitten
10/12/2006, 02:16 PM
Girl getup he loves: "A short jean skirt -- it gets me going."

Uh, ewww. Remind me to send my daughter to a school that requires ankle-grazing skirts.
Scott D
10/12/2006, 02:17 PM
What amazes me is that this thread has nothing about in school sex....dis-a-point-ing.
Viking Kitten
10/12/2006, 02:17 PM
What amazes me is that I'm the only chick who has posted in this thread.

Not. My. Type.
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 02:18 PM
Why is this pic still here??!!

The last thing we need is for SF to start showing up on ********* teacher porn sites.
Viking Kitten
10/12/2006, 02:19 PM
Why is this pic still here??!!

The last thing we need is for SF to start showing up on ********* teacher porn sites.

Link?
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 02:22 PM
Also, is that a sideways woman's hoo-hoo where his belly button should be?
Anyone have a stoegie?
LilSooner
10/12/2006, 02:23 PM
Ewww. That guy is like 12 kinds of nasty. Sorry, SBSB. I like 'em big, tall and bald.


So I'm guessing the new bachelorette is going to suck.
Czar Soonerov
10/12/2006, 02:23 PM
VK was shopping for short jean skirts this weekend.

Coincidence?



Unsolved chick mystery: "I know women have different hormones than guys do, but their mood swings leave me puzzled. I really don't follow how they can change from happy to furious so quickly and for no obvious reason at all!"


Coincidence?

;)
LilSooner
10/12/2006, 02:24 PM
Ha ha!

"I won't get serious with a woman if she doesn't live a healthy lifestyle."

Guyspeak, "I'll just bang the hell out of her and when she wonders why I won't commit I'll use the "healthy Lifestyle" excuse."
Viking Kitten
10/12/2006, 02:25 PM
#%**%$%$ YOU CZAR.
Viking Kitten
10/12/2006, 02:26 PM
And I love you, sweetie.
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 02:27 PM
Ha ha!

"I won't get serious with a woman if she doesn't live a healthy lifestyle."

Guyspeak, "No fat chicks."

Fixed.
frankensooner
10/12/2006, 02:30 PM
On parents night, he looked nothing like that. He had a shirt on and everything. But again, I reiterate, in person, he looks like a very young kid.
1stTimeCaller
10/12/2006, 02:31 PM
And I love you, sweetie.

thanks, I wuv you too.
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 02:32 PM
Also, is that a sideways woman's hoo-hoo where his belly button should be?



He's sucking in something fierce.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/12/2006, 02:37 PM
Oh not my type either. I just think it's funny to post a pic of a semi-hot guy and watch the boys on here squirm when the tables are turned.

I did think it was funny that he says he digs jean skirts on women when that's almost a uniform for a junior high girl.
C&CDean
10/12/2006, 02:46 PM
Pretty boys are like pretty girls. Good eye candy, sometimes a good ****, but usually nothing but problems.

Compliment me? OK. Nice shaving job on your tummy. Fag.
Petro-Sooner
10/12/2006, 02:48 PM
HEH
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 02:50 PM
Pretty boys are like pretty girls. Good eye candy, sometimes a good ****, but usually nothing but problems.

Compliment me? OK. Nice shaving job on your tummy. Fag.

How long a vacation does she get for posting pics of half-nekkid dudes?

:D
Gandalf_The_Grey
10/12/2006, 02:51 PM
I'd hit it...like it owed me money.....I mean...I like girls!!
Scott D
10/12/2006, 02:54 PM
For the record, I'd once again like to express my disappointment at how misleading the thread title is....I certainly expected this to be another teacher sex scandal....

I really do want those 10 seconds of my life back.
picasso
10/12/2006, 02:59 PM
http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/men/org/spc/2006/sc_Oklahoma.jpg
nice navel hole.
BeetDigger
10/12/2006, 03:00 PM
Ha ha!

"I won't get serious with a woman if she doesn't live a healthy lifestyle."

Guyspeak, "I'll just bang the hell out of her and when she wonders why I won't commit I'll use the "healthy Lifestyle" excuse."



Boy, that sounds A LOT better than the "Its me, not you". You single fellers should write that one down so you don't forget it. Healthy Lifestyle - pure gold.
Jimminy Crimson
10/12/2006, 03:22 PM
Summit Middle School, my alma mater!

Go Eagles!
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 03:27 PM
yeah, i was gonna ask if he was 12 or something....but it looks like frankensooner and lil covered that pretty well.
C&CDean
10/12/2006, 03:29 PM
yeah, i was gonna ask if he was 12 or something....but it looks like frankensooner and lil covered that pretty well.

Yeah, but would you hit it?
colleyvillesooner
10/12/2006, 03:32 PM
How long a vacation does she get for posting pics of half-nekkid dudes?

:D

Well, being that he's not smoking a cigarette with his dong, I'd say she's probably safe.
BoogercountySooner
10/12/2006, 03:34 PM
Pat would like to Pat him down I bet!;)
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 03:35 PM
Well, being that he's not smoking a cigarette with his dong, I'd say she's probably safe.

Dong smoking?


Out.
Fugue
10/12/2006, 03:37 PM
Dong smoking?


Out.

Heh, how did you ever think that pic wasn't gonna lead to a baneing?
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 03:38 PM
Heh, how did you ever think that pic wasn't gonna lead to a baneing?

It was clothed! :D

Besides, it was there and elsewhere for days.
Fugue
10/12/2006, 03:39 PM
It was clothed! :D

Besides, it was there and elsewhere for days.

so YOU'RE the real victim here then?
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 03:40 PM
so YOU'RE the real victim here then?

Exactly.
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 03:41 PM
...that picture's still in somebody's usernote
Fugue
10/12/2006, 03:42 PM
Exactly.

I can't quit laughing at scrote..er..uh..toof..er..uh..femur
Mjcpr
10/12/2006, 03:43 PM
...that picture's still in somebody's usernote

At one point, anybody could edit anybody else's posts in the User Note section.

Just sayin'....
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 03:48 PM
Summit Middle School, my alma mater!



You don't even have a HS diploma?
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 03:49 PM
Yeah, but would you hit it?

Can girls "hit it", or can they only be hit?

:texan:
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 04:03 PM
At one point, anybody could edit anybody else's posts in the User Note section.

Just sayin'....
yeah, i noticed that after somebody edited porn intoall the usernotes I had posted :mad:
colleyvillesooner
10/12/2006, 04:05 PM
Can girls "hit it", or can they only be hit?

:texan:

Oh they can hit it, and it hurts something fierce.
Scott D
10/12/2006, 04:22 PM
yeah, i noticed that after somebody edited porn intoall the usernotes I had posted :mad:

lord knows flak made my user notes interesting
Jimminy Crimson
10/12/2006, 04:23 PM
You don't even have a HS diploma?

I do! Even got an OU one, too.

I should have said my old stomping grounds. :D
mdklatt
10/12/2006, 04:26 PM
I do! Even got an OU one, too.



PICK A SCHOOL, WHORE!!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2006, 04:55 PM
I can't quit laughing at scrote..er..uh..toof..er..uh..femur

Don't make fun of Pat Hairy Legbone.

:mack:
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 05:07 PM
...what?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/12/2006, 05:08 PM
what, what?
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 05:10 PM
whaddya mean "what, what?"?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/12/2006, 05:11 PM
I'm having a blonde moment. You said what? I asked what what.

What are you whatting?
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 05:16 PM
I'm whatting what didn't make sense--what did you think?
GottaHavePride
10/12/2006, 05:17 PM
What in the who whatting huh?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/12/2006, 05:18 PM
I fixed it. Better?
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 05:21 PM
well...you could have just explained it or something
Fugue
10/12/2006, 08:33 PM
what?
Gandalf_The_Grey
10/12/2006, 08:44 PM
WHAT?!!!!

http://www.onejackoffclothing.com/assets/images/db_images/db_jack_offs_ddp_steve_austin1.jpg
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 09:22 PM
WHAT?? http://www.zero-hero.com/vids/liljon.gif
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/12/2006, 11:24 PM
If it has to be explained it isn't funny. But the point was that we have way better looking guys who post on SF and if I would've known there was a contest. . .
LoyalFan
10/13/2006, 07:07 AM
nice navel hole.

You kiddin? Looks like it's either whistling, smirking, or fixin' to spit.

LF
Mjcpr
10/13/2006, 08:03 AM
If it has to be explained it isn't funny. But the point was that we have way better looking guys who post on SF and if I would've known there was a contest. . .

They must stay WAY far away from the camera.

:D
SoonerInKCMO
10/13/2006, 08:17 AM
They must stay WAY far away from the camera.

:D

I do.
proud gonzo
10/13/2006, 10:34 AM
They must stay WAY far away from the camera.

:D
ymssr... :D