lord help me

[jk the sooner fan]

i hate this place.......:mad:

[yermom]

http://thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/tombstone/powers_boothe.jpg

[yermom]

;)

[colleyvillesooner]

Soonerfans or work? ;)

[Fugue]

Senseofhumorville? j/k ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Has to be work.

I wanna hear this story.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

jk is such a bastard for starting this thread and then leaving us hanging thinking he might snap and stuff.

:les: GETCHER BUTT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

[Fugue]

He really must be po'd.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'll bet he's giving someone the business right now.

[Beef]

I'll bet he's giving someone the business right now.
Thanks for putting that picture in my head.:mad:

[Mjcpr]

I'll bet he's giving someone the business right now.

Is it......cashmere?!

[JohnnyMack]

:les:I see a nutsack!!!!!

[Mjcpr]

It's simply half a femur.

[jk the sooner fan]

sorry...i was in a meeting........and its work

no self respecting 24K poster would "hate this place" (soonerfans)

one of the leads that works for me....ugh, its just too long to explain......but in short....she's the type thats easily offended.....anything i say to her "i'm offended"

so we had a "come to jesus meeting" this morning

several weeks ago, her, myself, my boss and the other lead were discussing work flow with a new change from the city of houston on storage lots.....so my boss says "what do you think about this?"

she says "which part".........i say "any part"

she was offended by that..

it goes on and on.....she's the surliest individual i've ever met, yet according to her she has no culpability in any of it

the bottom line is that she doesnt like me personally....thats fine....that happens at work

[Mjcpr]

no self respecting 24K poster would "hate this place" (soonerfans)

*high five*

:O

[Osce0la]

stop hitting on her...





yeah, but is she hawt?

[mrowl]

I'll bet he's giving someone the business right now.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2005/100movies/images/pulp_fiction.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

sorry...i was in a meeting........and its work

no self respecting 24K poster would "hate this place" (soonerfans)

one of the leads that works for me....ugh, its just too long to explain......but in short....she's the type thats easily offended.....anything i say to her "i'm offended"

so we had a "come to jesus meeting" this morning

several weeks ago, her, myself, my boss and the other lead were discussing work flow with a new change from the city of houston on storage lots.....so my boss says "what do you think about this?"

she says "which part".........i say "any part"

she was offended by that..

it goes on and on.....she's the surliest individual i've ever met, yet according to her she has no culpability in any of it

the bottom line is that she doesnt like me personally....thats fine....that happens at work


Bitches, man.

[jk the sooner fan]

she says "its just not me that thinks you talk "to" people, other people have complained too"

i wanted to say "oh yeah, well i got a bunch of private green spek but i cant tell you their names either"

she says that people have complained to my boss - so i march in there "if i need to change how i do business, please tell me.....who is complaining about me?"

just her....

[crawfish]

It's simply half a femur.

Male cancer in a femur?

[sooner n houston]

Tell her what a fine door your company has and ask her if she needs any help finding it! YWIA! :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

It's simply half a femur.

I am offended by your hairy legbone.

:rcmad:

[jk the sooner fan]

*high five*

:O


woot!

[jk the sooner fan]

she was out all last week, and i found an error in one of her claims....so i sent her an email asking her to explain to me how she arrived at the total loss computation.....it wasnt any kind of ominous email, just "explain it to me in case i missed something"

so she reads it tuesday morning and never responds, so i asked her about it yesterday, she says "i deleted it, i looked at the claim and one of the other adjusters paid it while i was gone so i just assumed it was taken care of"

she didnt think she needed to respond to her boss......ummm yeah, ok

so i wrote her up and it felt really good

[Widescreen]

she says "its just not me that thinks you talk "to" people, other people have complained too
What does that mean? You talk to people? Who else are you going to talk to? :confused:

[colleyvillesooner]

so i wrote her up and it felt really good

Bet it feels like baning somebody...

[jk the sooner fan]

correction, i "talk at" rather than "talk to"

im fairly direct at work....if something needs to be fixed, i'll just say "lets fix this"

i wont rub your back and give you a pacifier before i do it

[jk the sooner fan]

Bet it feels like baning somebody...

i wouldnt know, they wont give me those powers here!!!!!!!!

bastards

[colleyvillesooner]

i wouldn't know, they wont give me those powers here!!!!!!!!

bastards

That's just a string that we realize would be better not to pull at this time. Especially not in the middle of Project "Weedeater". Heh, cmon now, that would just be ridiculous.

[TexasLidig8r]

Can't you just, you know.. bane her or something?

[mdklatt]

Can't you just, you know.. bane her or something?


i wouldnt know, they wont give me those powers here!!!!!!!!

bastards



:les: Read the thread!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Let's all neg her.

And if I pulled that here I'd get a 'talking to', too. She's not too bright, huh?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

You're her boss?

[jk the sooner fan]

yes, i thought i said that

but i'm "middle management"

which really means "without real authority"

[Widescreen]

i wont rub your back and give you a pacifier before i do it
Clearly, I could never work for you.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Well at least you could write her up for insubordination.

[Howzit]

several weeks ago, her, myself, my boss and the other lead were discussing work flow with a new change from the city of houston on storage lots.....so my boss says "what do you think about this?"

she says "which part".........i say "any part"



You were obviously making a veiled reference to your penis. You're lucky you haven't been written up for sexual harassment.

[NormanPride]

yes, i thought i said that

but i'm "middle management"

which really means "without real authority"

You guys need to work on your timing in the buck pass drill. A little 7-on-7 after work would do wonders.

;)

[jk the sooner fan]

did you read the thread? lol

i said that too

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

did you read the thread? lol

i said that tooI know. I said it's a good thing you were able to write her up. Even if you have no real authoritay, I can't imagine being that way to a direct supervisor. If she wants to play hard ball, play it.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

correction, i "talk at" rather than "talk to"

im fairly direct at work....if something needs to be fixed, i'll just say "lets fix this"

i wont rub your back and give you a pacifier before i do itMaybe you should use chair massages as a motivator.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

If she wants to play hard ball, play it.

That's what I'm talking about...if that's what shes all about then BRING IT!


Whine, work....whine, work - What to do, what to do?
I know the type
Evidently you need to review the organizational charts with her....

[sanantoniosooner]

Urinate in the coffee machine.

It doesn't solve problems, but it's closer than the men's room.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

or a massage ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

[austin powers]a sensual massage?[/austin powers]

[BoogercountySooner]

Did your company send you to any special classes on how to deal with your employee's. Mine did it was called the DDI class. Can't tell ya what DDI stands for but it has helped me with problem employee's. It teaches how to tell an employee to STFU in a nice constructive way. Next we learned about the PIP [Personal Improvement Process] This you use in three levels for the problem employee who doesn't STFU to get them out the door.

That is All!

[jk the sooner fan]

i've been thru more leadership/management classes/seminars in the military than i can remember

but to answer your question.......no, my company would not spend money on something like that

[TexasLidig8r]

Is she a midget?

(veiled recent Boston Legal reference)

[jk the sooner fan]

no, she's no midget

although we do have a midget that works here

[Scott D]

Did your company send you to any special classes on how to deal with your employee's. Mine did it was called the DDI class. Can't tell ya what DDI stands for but it has helped me with problem employee's. It teaches how to tell an employee to STFU in a nice constructive way. Next we learned about the PIP [Personal Improvement Process] This you use in three levels for the problem employee who doesn't STFU to get them out the door.

That is All!

now you know why booger was demoted to the mail room ;)

[Widescreen]

Did your company send you to any special classes on how to deal with your employee's. Mine did it was called the DDI class. Can't tell ya what DDI stands for but it has helped me with problem employee's. It teaches how to tell an employee to STFU in a nice constructive way. Next we learned about the PIP [Personal Improvement Process] This you use in three levels for the problem employee who doesn't STFU to get them out the door.

That is All!
DDI, PIP and STFU. Your company sure has a lot of acronyms.



(Actually we have the PIP too).

[colleyvillesooner]

no, she's no midget

although we do have a midget that works here

Go on...

[soonervegas]

Can't tell ya what DDI stands for but it has helped me with problem employee's. It teaches how to tell an employee to STFU in a nice constructive way.

DDI - Development Dimensions International

I know you were all waiting with baited breath. I am afraid BCS and I may work for the same company.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I took an HR class at OU called Coping with Difficult People.

This was the text:
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[Stoop Dawg]

I took an HR class at OU called Coping with Difficult People.

I prefer to just post on sf.com instead.

[Sooner_Bob]

Some people want a buddy instead of a boss . . . things are cool when you're buds, but try to be a boss and it starts hittin' the fan.