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Penguin
10/11/2006, 05:14 PM
I've lost at least 12 pounds over the week. I think it's finally stopped thanks to prescription strength Imodium.




One plus: I can fit in my 36 inch waist jeans again (and it's a little loose)! Woo hoo!
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 05:15 PM
Do you have that disease where you poke your finger in there and then gut stuff comes out?
mdklatt
10/11/2006, 05:16 PM
Don't eat any more spinach.
mdklatt
10/11/2006, 05:16 PM
Do you have that disease where you poke your finger in there and then gut stuff comes out?

:eek: :confused:
crawfish
10/11/2006, 05:16 PM
Next time you feel like sharing...don't.
colleyvillesooner
10/11/2006, 05:18 PM
Next time you feel like sharting...don't.

Everyone was thinking it...
Penguin
10/11/2006, 05:19 PM
Sunday was my worst day. I was so freaking weak that going from the bed to the couch was a chore.


I'm feeling just fine, now!
mdklatt
10/11/2006, 05:19 PM
Next time you feel like ****ting...don't.

Why do you think he got the Immodium?
Soonerbabeinbama
10/11/2006, 05:25 PM
Why do you think he got the Immodium?
Fancy meeting you here. BTW - I had spinach lasagna for lunch and I'm not feeling so good:(
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 05:26 PM
Sunday was my worst day. I was so freaking weak that going from the bed to the couch was a chore.


I'm feeling just fine, now!

Did you have a bug or something? A week is a long time to be paintin' the pot...
Soonerbabeinbama
10/11/2006, 05:28 PM
Did you have a bug or something? A week is a long time to be paintin' the pot...
raw oysters did that for me
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 05:28 PM
Fancy meeting you here. BTW - I had spinach lasagna for lunch and I'm not feeling so good:(

Okay, who lit the Poop Signal?
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 05:29 PM
Jebus...

I can't imagine being sick like that for an entire week.

Dang.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/11/2006, 05:31 PM
Okay, who lit the Poop Signal?
probably Dean;)
mdklatt
10/11/2006, 05:46 PM
sanantoniosooner was wrong. This is the craptacular thread.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/11/2006, 05:51 PM
and you know what else? Poop signal is a fun thing to say. Say it several times, really fast - woah - some fun!!:D
handcrafted
10/11/2006, 05:55 PM
The death of Arius, a 4th century heretic.

Socrates (not the philosopher, a later historian of same name) describes his death thus:

It was then Saturday, and . . . going out of the imperial palace, attended by a crowd of Eusebian [Eusebius of Nicomedia is meant] partisans like guards, he [Arius] paraded proudly through the midst of the city, attracting the notice of all the people. As he approached the place called Constantine's Forum, where the column of porphyry is erected, a terror arising from the remorse of conscience seized Arius, and with the terror a violent relaxation of the bowels: he therefore enquired whether there was a convenient place near, and being directed to the back of Constantine's Forum, he hastened thither. Soon after a faintness came over him, and together with the evacuations his bowels protruded, followed by a copious hemorrhage, and the descent of the smaller intestines: moreover portions of his spleen and liver were brought off in the effusion of blood, so that he almost immediately died. The scene of this catastrophe still is shown at Constantinople, as I have said, behind the shambles in the colonnade: and by persons going by pointing the finger at the place, there is a perpetual remembrance preserved of this extraordinary kind of death.

BTW the guy's father was named (I kid you not) Ammonius.
picasso
10/11/2006, 05:55 PM
I haven't ran in years.
BoogercountySooner
10/11/2006, 05:56 PM
Somebody light a match!
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 05:58 PM
The death of Arius, a 4th century heretic.

Socrates (not the philosopher, a later historian of same name) describes his death thus:

It was then Saturday, and . . . going out of the imperial palace, attended by a crowd of Eusebian [Eusebius of Nicomedia is meant] partisans like guards, he [Arius] paraded proudly through the midst of the city, attracting the notice of all the people. As he approached the place called Constantine's Forum, where the column of porphyry is erected, a terror arising from the remorse of conscience seized Arius, and with the terror a violent relaxation of the bowels: he therefore enquired whether there was a convenient place near, and being directed to the back of Constantine's Forum, he hastened thither. Soon after a faintness came over him, and together with the evacuations his bowels protruded, followed by a copious hemorrhage, and the descent of the smaller intestines: moreover portions of his spleen and liver were brought off in the effusion of blood, so that he almost immediately died. The scene of this catastrophe still is shown at Constantinople, as I have said, behind the shambles in the colonnade: and by persons going by pointing the finger at the place, there is a perpetual remembrance preserved of this extraordinary kind of death.

BTW the guy's father was named (I kid you not) Ammonius.

Did he eat at Ryan's Steakhouse? Because I think I've heard this.
rebmus
10/11/2006, 06:06 PM
Did he eat at Ryan's Steakhouse? Because I think I've heard this.
volcanic azz rush?
Sooner_Bob
10/11/2006, 06:10 PM
This thread is raw . . .
handcrafted
10/11/2006, 08:44 PM
Did he eat at Ryan's Steakhouse? Because I think I've heard this.

This story is better, because a) it's like, real ancient history n stuff; b) everyone is pretty sure that this was a curse that God placed on Arius for his heresy; and c) the Ryan's story is fictional, and reality is superior. :D
setem
10/11/2006, 10:19 PM
Did you shizzle for a strait wizzle my nizzle?
Czar Soonerov
10/11/2006, 10:40 PM
And I thought you just had diarrhea of the mouth...

http://www.rooney.org/tlc/smileys/rimshot.gif
BeetDigger
10/11/2006, 10:42 PM
I'm a little confused, are we supposed to be sharing our poop stories?


Oh, and anyone who says that this thread is worthless without pics gets autobaned for a week. Maybe two.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/11/2006, 10:49 PM
I'm a little confused, are we supposed to be sharing our poop stories?


Oh, and anyone who says that this thread is worthless without pics gets autobaned for a week. Maybe two.
Actually I've got a great one to share, but that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. I'll save it for a rainy day!!;)
SicEmBaylor
10/11/2006, 11:57 PM
This problem would make it very hard for me to obey my rule about never using the bathroom in public or someone else's house.
sanantoniosooner
10/12/2006, 12:28 AM
If you can borrow a few packing peanuts form klatt........you can stop this.
proud gonzo
10/12/2006, 12:38 AM
Actually I've got a great one to share, but that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. I'll save it for a rainy day!!;)good lord I hope you live in the Atacama Desert
SoonerBorn68
10/12/2006, 12:55 AM
12 lbs. you say?...in a week?

Hmmmmm.

;)
olevetonahill
10/12/2006, 01:13 AM
so your admitting that youve been full of **** all this time ?
SoonerBorn68
10/12/2006, 01:18 AM
:D, dang ya caught me.
william_brasky
10/12/2006, 08:22 AM
if you need to play some tennis

http://www.1800wheelchair.com/siteimages/large/depend-overnight.jpg
OUDoc
10/12/2006, 08:34 AM
Pic would have gained 12 pounds.
12
10/12/2006, 08:39 AM
Damn, that's funny.
Osce0la
10/12/2006, 09:33 AM
Sunday was my worst day. I was so freaking weak that going from the bed to the couch was a chore.

Why were you going to the couch? Shouldn't you have been heading for the bathroom? I guess it is time for a new couch in the Penguin house...
12
10/12/2006, 12:13 PM
Did you eat toast at Howzit's place?
sanantoniosooner
10/12/2006, 12:31 PM
toast.

LOTS OF TOAST.
Soonerbabeinbama
10/12/2006, 02:54 PM
good lord I hope you live in the Atacama Desert
nope, and the forecast is calling for rain tomorrow, so brace yourself. I think you might even enjoy this story PG!!:D
12
10/12/2006, 05:28 PM
When getting into an old pair of your pants outweighs the pitfalls of chronic diahrhea...

You might be a Barbi Twin®.