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jk the sooner fan
10/11/2006, 01:25 PM
i got this in one of those forwarded emails.....never seen it here but its pretty funny


Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006

Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006


$10,000

06' Suzuki GSXR 1000

Farmington, UT 84025: 2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has
1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden; all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Stan. (***)***-****
yermom
10/11/2006, 01:27 PM
yikes

remind me to never get married ;)
Osce0la
10/11/2006, 01:29 PM
There was something like this on Ebay for a guitar amp a while back. Guy was slamming his wife through the entire description of the amp...It was quite humorous...
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 02:27 PM
There was something like this on Ebay for a guitar amp a while back. Guy was slamming his wife through the entire description of the amp...It was quite humorous...


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif
Melo
10/11/2006, 03:11 PM
A GSXR1000 as a cruiser/commuter?!? :eek:

wtf?

A buddy of mine has a GSXR1000, and when we go out riding, he keeps both wheels on the ground only about 30% of the time. Man.. the guy selling that really is a little *****.
colleyvillesooner
10/11/2006, 03:15 PM
woah
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/11/2006, 03:30 PM
Stan got married?
Melo
10/11/2006, 03:40 PM
Stan got married?

Yep. CVS was the groom, and Stan had a beautiful dress, I hear.
colleyvillesooner
10/11/2006, 03:44 PM
Yep. CVS was the groom, and Stan had a beautiful dress, I hear.

Don't you having somenthing Emo to go do?
olevetonahill
10/11/2006, 03:45 PM
There was something like this on Ebay for a guitar amp a while back. Guy was slamming his wife through the entire description of the amp...It was quite humorous...
a coupla yrs ago there was a dude selling his ex wifes wedding dress
HE modeled it an all :D :D :D :D
jk the sooner fan
10/11/2006, 03:45 PM
Don't you having somenthing Emo to go do?

you can only cut your hair so many times ;)
Melo
10/11/2006, 03:47 PM
Ooh, har har.

Sometimes I wish I was emo just to make yall feel better. Im one happy little kid, thank you very much.
olevetonahill
10/11/2006, 03:52 PM
Ooh, har har.

Sometimes I wish I was emo just to make yall feel better. Im one happy little kid, thank you very much.
Of course your a happy little kid
you get to hang out with all of us here :P
yermom
10/11/2006, 03:55 PM
it wouldn't make me feel better

i wouldn't have that to give you crap about ;)
Melo
10/11/2006, 03:57 PM
Of course your a happy little kid
you get to hang out with all of us here :P

Yea! OF COURSE thats why I am so happy... :rolleyes:
colleyvillesooner
10/11/2006, 04:25 PM
http://members.cox.net/nullbearing/images/emo.gif
Melo
10/11/2006, 06:19 PM
http://www.umich.edu/~uac/threeweeks/Volume6.3/gay-marriage.jpg
SicEmBaylor
10/11/2006, 06:22 PM
Ironically, nobody would ever confuse me with being an emo/goth type and I'm nothing but doom and gloom constantly.
Melo
10/11/2006, 06:23 PM
Ironically, nobody would ever confuse me with being an emo/goth type and I'm nothing but doom and gloom constantly.

Yes, but the real question is... would they confuse/accuse you of being gay? :rolleyes:
sanantoniosooner
10/11/2006, 06:24 PM
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negging finger itchy.......
1stTimeCaller
10/11/2006, 06:24 PM
emo, pseudo-emo, whatever it takes
Melo
10/11/2006, 06:27 PM
negging finger itchy.......

DO IT! Cmon... it will be fun. Then I get to search out where you live and bring all my "emo" friends to... create havoc.
jk the sooner fan
10/11/2006, 06:43 PM
emo havoc

funny concept
sanantoniosooner
10/11/2006, 06:49 PM
What do they do........syncronized whining?
Melo
10/11/2006, 10:43 PM
What do they do........syncronized whining?

Worse. Syncronized cutting. Gets your hopes up that theyre going to die... but as it turns out... theyre too pu**y to even off themselves.
jk the sooner fan
10/11/2006, 10:44 PM
lol, now thats funny
SicEmBaylor
10/11/2006, 10:50 PM
Yes, but the real question is... would they confuse/accuse you of being gay? :rolleyes:

Confuse and accuse are both about right.
yermom
10/11/2006, 11:04 PM
Worse. Syncronized cutting. Gets your hopes up that theyre going to die... but as it turns out... theyre too pu**y to even off themselves.

wow.

you are ****ing evil :D
olevetonahill
10/12/2006, 01:21 AM
Confuse and accuse but they would be right on both counts .
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: