If We Go To War With North Korea

[Mjcpr]

Can we call it the War of Nor'ern Aggression?

Is there website where we can submit these ideas? Dept of Defense maybe? I think Iraq War was too plain.

TIA

[Howzit]

Teh Stang in P'Yong Yang

[Howzit]

The Blitzula in the Penitzula

[Fugue]

Kim Jong be Illin

[The]

Ding Dong

[Mjcpr]

Teh Stang in P'Yong Yang

Raisin' a Stank in P'oonYank?

[Howzit]

Ding Dong

Who's there?

[Howzit]

Etawonization who?

[KABOOKIE]

Can we just go ahead and start the crongressional hearing on why we went to war?

[Mjcpr]

Can we just go ahead and start the crongressional hearing on why we went to war?

All the big hairspray companies are wanting the secret to KJI's Asia-fro.

[KABOOKIE]

Heh. That's not a secret. Did you see Something About Mary?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The Ronrey Ruckus

[crawfish]

Korean War II: Electric Boogaloo

[crawfish]

Korean Wars Episode II: Attack of the Jongs

[opksooner]

Who's who in Uijongbu?

[Mjcpr]

The Battle over China's Dingleberry.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Square Glasses Fracus

[Howzit]

Kim Chee Melee

[Mjcpr]

Bush's Boys: License to Il

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Kim Jong Illin' to Start the Killin'

[Fugue]

Bedram

[Howzit]

Ret me change it to:

Kim Chee Meree

[Mjcpr]

We nuke you rong time.

[ousoonerfan]

Burnination!






I thought it was funny, until I typed it, but I'll post it anyway.

[jk the sooner fan]

Rice Paddy Storm!

[Scott D]

Korea II: MacArthur's Revenge

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Arr Your Base Are Berong To Me

[jk the sooner fan]

ymssr BSG......:)

[Fugue]

Arr Your Base Are Berong To Me

rimit

berong is a rot of fun to say

[Howzit]

I be rong. Rearry.







Ok...not rearry.

[Scott D]

The Arrec Barrwin Diaries

[jk the sooner fan]

get it? rice paddy storm....as in "desert storm"?

:)

[Howzit]

cause...see...it's a rice paddy and not a desert!

[jk the sooner fan]

right!

well i chuckled and thats all that matters.....

[49r]

Do they even *have* rice paddies in North Korea?

[jk the sooner fan]

yes i'm pretty sure they have rice there

they sure as hell have them in south korea

[rebmus]

spook the gook.

[49r]

For some reason I thought rice paddies were just a warm climate deal, and that N. Korea was way too cold for that.

Guess I'm wrong on that, huh?

[jk the sooner fan]

i guess so

it gets cold as hell in south korea but doesnt keep them from making rice


when they make a musical about this war........

"how do you solve a problem like koreaaaaaaaaaaaa"

[Howzit]

Do they even *have* rice paddies in North Korea?

Yes. Lots of them. At least in S. Korea.

[jk the sooner fan]

i said that already

[Howzit]

you said you were "pretty sure." that hardly carries the decisive conotation of my response.

[jk the sooner fan]

WHAT. EVER

[IB4OU2]

Yes. Lots of them. At least in S. Korea.

Do they use any kind of fertilizer on them?

[Scott D]

Do they use any kind of fertilizer on them?

in North Korea they use 'missing' Japanese.

[Howzit]

Do they use any kind of fertilizer on them?

Night soil.

[Mjcpr]

Night soil.

'Night Howzit!!

[Howzit]

ok...I don't feel bad about my 'serious' joke anymore.

[C&CDean]

You ****ers are weird.

[Mjcpr]

ok...I don't feel bad about my 'serious' joke anymore.

:D

[IB4OU2]

Night soil.

:les: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF CRAP!

[Howzit]

:les: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF CRAP!

:les: PLUS, IT'S A ****TY POST!!!

[reevie]

The Great Kimshi Stink

[sooneron]

Turning Kim Jong into Kimchi