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frankensooner

10/10/2006, 10:07 AM

1stTimeCaller

10/10/2006, 10:09 AM

whew, I thought that said panties.

KABOOKIE

10/10/2006, 10:10 AM

Shotguns work pretty good too....

frankensooner

10/10/2006, 10:13 AM

Shotguns work pretty good too....
Yeah, but not in city limits, I wish I had a spread like Dean's when it comes to situations like this. I did get the one earlier this year without gunplay.

mdklatt

10/10/2006, 10:18 AM

whew, I thought that said panties.

Me too.

:hot:

Okla-homey

10/10/2006, 10:20 AM

I am going to give this stuff a try to keep the dang rabbits from eating my wife's pansies. I got one earlier this summer, but these younger ones are too fast. I will report back with my results.

Anyone else tried these repellents?

Get you a Jack Russell terrier. Them little bastages is the best rabbit repellers known. Plus, they make good pets. (...or call Dean. He eats the long-eared rodents)

1stTimeCaller

10/10/2006, 10:20 AM

in my head I was all like 'KINKY, I've never thought about introducing a rabbit in the bedroom. What would the rabbit do? What if it bit you" That's when I realized it was pansies.

frankensooner

10/10/2006, 10:21 AM

Youse guys need to work on yer reading comprehension! ;) I never discuss my lady love's undervestaments. :D And people who are home sick, shouldn't be posting.

Okla-homey

10/10/2006, 10:26 AM

We had a dog once who would steal and eat pantyhose. Just saying.

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 10:33 AM

We had a dog once who would steal and eat pantyhose. Just saying.

Was it a Hose Hound?

frankensooner

10/10/2006, 01:42 PM

Okay, I got some at lunch and it smells like rotten eggs in garlic sauce, so not only will it keep the bunnies away, maybe it will work on the neighbors too!

crawfish

10/10/2006, 01:46 PM

Okay, I got some at lunch and it smells like rotten eggs in garlic sauce!

Worst.smelling.panties.evar.

BlondeSoonerGirl

10/10/2006, 01:47 PM

Was it a Hose Hound?

Heh.

When I was about 7 we had a Great Dane. A HUGE one...that ate socks.

And we also had a trampoline. Every day after school our backyard would be full of kids that had taken off their shoes and socks to jump on the tramp.

One day the dog was walking around the backyard with something purple sticking out of his butt. He'd eaten a purple sock the day before (made a kid cry, as a matter of fact) and was slowly disposing of it.

We thought it was the funniest and grossest thing ever. A long purple kid's sock coming out of a huge dog's butt.

:eddie:

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 01:49 PM

Heh.

When I was about 7 we had a Great Dane. A HUGE one...that ate socks.

And we also had a trampoline. Every day after school our backyard would be full of kids that had taken off their shoes and socks to jump on the tramp.

Those small Great Dane's just ain't worth havin'.

And you should see someone about those self-esteem issues, Booty.

crawfish

10/10/2006, 01:51 PM

Ewwww.

frankensooner

10/10/2006, 01:53 PM

And who said I could'nt start a great thread? Purple Socks out of a dog's butt, this is greatness! ;)

BlondeSoonerGirl

10/10/2006, 01:54 PM

And you should see someone about those self-esteem issues, Booty.

Oline.

You turd.

TUSooner

10/10/2006, 01:57 PM

I thought "liquid fence" was when you drank so much you couldn't leave the yard.
My bad.

frankensooner

10/10/2006, 02:00 PM

I am just wondering what Donny Osmond was doing jumping of BSG's trampoline.

1stTimeCaller

10/10/2006, 02:31 PM

Heh.

When I was about 7 we had a Great Dane. A HUGE one...that ate socks.

And we also had a trampoline. Every day after school our backyard would be full of kids that had taken off their shoes and socks to jump on the tramp.

One day the dog was walking around the backyard with something purple sticking out of his butt. He'd eaten a purple sock the day before (made a kid cry, as a matter of fact) and was slowly disposing of it.

We thought it was the funniest and grossest thing ever. A long purple kid's sock coming out of a huge dog's butt.

:eddie:

nothing wrong wif jumpin' on a tramp. good times indeed.

SoonerJack

10/10/2006, 02:34 PM

Best.
Thread.
Evar.

Oh, and our weiner dog used to devour panties, seat first.

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 02:59 PM

Best.
Thread.
Evar.

Oh, and our weiner dog used to devour panties, seat first.

Thread killer.

Viking Kitten

10/10/2006, 03:15 PM

Pansy Eating Rabbits.

Best name for a punk band ever.

sanantoniosooner

10/10/2006, 03:18 PM

Rabid Panty Eaters

BlondeSoonerGirl

10/10/2006, 03:19 PM

Dog Butt Sock

Fugue

10/10/2006, 03:20 PM

cottonass joe

Viking Kitten

10/10/2006, 03:23 PM

Panty Tramps

Howzit

10/10/2006, 03:24 PM

Bouncing On Tramps

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 03:24 PM

Skidmark Superhighway

Howzit

10/10/2006, 03:26 PM

Lagomorph Sex Toys

BlondeSoonerGirl

10/10/2006, 03:29 PM

Clean Dogbutthole Gang

Viking Kitten

10/10/2006, 03:30 PM

Purple Sock Colonoscopy

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 03:30 PM

In Through The Out Door

sanantoniosooner

10/10/2006, 03:31 PM

Fudge Unpackers

I don't even know what it would mean.

Howzit

10/10/2006, 03:31 PM

Retarded 1tc's

BlondeSoonerGirl

10/10/2006, 03:32 PM

Stinky Purple Tail

Fugue

10/10/2006, 03:33 PM

Purple Gerbil

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 03:33 PM

Terrycloth Sphincters

Howzit

10/10/2006, 03:34 PM

Purple Sock Colostomy Bag on teh Inside

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 03:35 PM

Purple Pooper Pocket

Viking Kitten

10/10/2006, 03:36 PM

Purple Poo Puppy Humpers

Howzit

10/10/2006, 03:36 PM

Residual Sphincter Fibers

crawfish

10/10/2006, 03:37 PM

It would've been funnier if the dog was shatting a pair of pink panties.

But that would constitute a naked group of kids on a trampoline, which is a bit disturbing, however likely it is that BSG has engaged in such activity.

I guess the sock works.

Fugue

10/10/2006, 03:40 PM

did the kid put the sock back on?

Fugue

10/10/2006, 03:42 PM

DingleBarney

BlondeSoonerGirl

10/10/2006, 03:45 PM

No, the kid cried. Those were his favorite socks.

We thought it was very funny, though. We kept trying to hit it with a stick...kinda like the hillbilly version of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'...

Fugue

10/10/2006, 03:47 PM

Howzit

10/10/2006, 03:47 PM

No, the kid cried. Those were his favorite socks.

We thought it was very funny, though. We kept trying to hit it with a stick...kinda like the hillbilly version of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'...

wtf was the dog doing? So you're chasing the dog around the yard, purple sock hanging out of it's a55, swinging a stick at it?

I'm dying here...

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 03:49 PM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000B9OIBM.01-A3C3M0DWJ5C9GG._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl

10/10/2006, 03:49 PM

wtf was the dog doing? So you're chasing the dog around the yard, purple sock hanging out of it's a55, swinging a stick at it?

I'm dying here...

Yep. It was hanging out about 7 or 8 inches so we could really hit it good and make it swing. The dog didn't seem to mind that much - he just kept kinda walking around the yard - so we just kept right on trying to help him get the sock out of his butt.

Yes, a boy kid. And the socks had glitteration in them.

:mack:

Mjcpr

10/10/2006, 03:50 PM

Yep. It was hanging out about 7 or 8 inches so we could really hit it good and make it swing. The dog didn't seem to mind that much

Mmmm, I can imagine he didn't!

Fugue

10/10/2006, 03:51 PM

Yep. It was hanging out about 7 or 8 inches so we could really hit it good and make it swing. The dog didn't seem to mind that much - he just kept kinda walking around the yard - so we just kept right on trying to help him get the sock out of his butt.

Yes, a boy kid. And the socks had glitteration in them.

:mack:

nm

Howzit

10/10/2006, 03:53 PM

Yep. It was hanging out about 7 or 8 inches so we could really hit it good and make it swing. The dog didn't seem to mind that much .

:mack:

Mmmm...wonder what it would have tasted like?

sanantoniosooner

10/10/2006, 03:55 PM

nm
I saw what you said before you deleted it.:O

Viking Kitten

10/10/2006, 03:58 PM

If the kid truly cared about the socks, he woulda thrown 'em in the washer on hot and gone on about his business.

crawfish

10/10/2006, 04:01 PM

Can't believe nobody had rated this thread yet. Its got all the essential qualities.

1stTimeCaller

10/10/2006, 08:25 PM

The Crotchless Pansies

or have we moved on?

Sooner_Bob

10/10/2006, 08:29 PM

The Purple Sock Rabbits

SoonerBorn68

10/10/2006, 08:33 PM

If the kid truly cared about the socks, he woulda thrown 'em in the washer on hot and gone on about his business.

...'cause the dog had done his.

1stTimeCaller

10/10/2006, 08:34 PM

the Purple Sock Danglers

1stTimeCaller

10/10/2006, 08:34 PM

Liquid Sock

sanantoniosooner

10/10/2006, 08:38 PM

sock it 2 uranus

Howzit

10/10/2006, 09:05 PM

Lagomorph Sex Toys

'Cause...see...lagomorphs are any of various plant-eating mammals having fully furred feet and two pairs of upper incisors and belonging to the order Lagomorpha, which includes the rabbits, hares, and pikas...and 1tc uses those for sex toys!!!!

1stTimeCaller

10/10/2006, 10:15 PM

The Sock Poopets

Fugue

10/11/2006, 10:27 AM

I can't get the scene outta my head. Booty and the other little hillbillies, barefoot in overalls with the sticks they've whittled, beating the dogs arse while someone on a nearbye porch plays cottonass joe on the banjo. All the while, in the corner of the yard, Bikerfox mourns his glittery purple sock hoping that one day he won't turn out to be a feminine freak.

Viking Kitten

10/11/2006, 10:38 AM

Beating the dogs *** with a stick is called "hillbilly piñata," and it's the birthday party game of choice for true hillbillies who can't afford Chuck E. Cheese.

Fugue

10/11/2006, 10:41 AM

sounds more fun anyway. :texan:

frankensooner

10/30/2006, 03:48 PM

I just wanted to update, The Liquid Fence works on the bunnies, and I have seen nary a single purple sock dog butt.

frankensooner

10/22/2008, 12:36 PM

Dang, this was a good thread.

frankensooner

10/22/2008, 12:44 PM

Bumping possibly one of the funniest threads I have evar started is my gift to all of you for finally hitting 4k. ;)