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Flagstaffsooner
10/7/2006, 03:58 AM
Dallas- The Texas Department of Transportation is advising motorists to use extreme caution on the Northbound lanes of I-35 between Austin and Dallas do to slick road conditions.
Major Harry "Bubba" Butts of the Texas DPS reports that due to of a heavy coating of bull$hit and snake oil on all Northbound lanes travel is very hazardous.
At this time TxDOT trucks are spreading armpit hair from Baylor coeds on the highway to increase traction.:texan:
AlbqSooner
10/7/2006, 06:50 AM
heh
jdsooner
10/7/2006, 10:19 AM
The report I read said that some of that Baylor hair is from another source.
StoopTroup
10/7/2006, 10:21 AM
Sicem in 1, 2, 3....
SicEmBaylor
10/7/2006, 01:19 PM
Bastardo!
Flagstaffsooner
10/7/2006, 02:05 PM
Bastardo!Who me?:D
Chuck Bao
10/7/2006, 02:19 PM
Of all the Big 12, I would rank the Baylor coeds in last place in armpit hair. Grad students are a whole diff matter.