Flagstaffsooner
10/7/2006, 03:58 AM
Dallas- The Texas Department of Transportation is advising motorists to use extreme caution on the Northbound lanes of I-35 between Austin and Dallas do to slick road conditions.
Major Harry "Bubba" Butts of the Texas DPS reports that due to of a heavy coating of bull$hit and snake oil on all Northbound lanes travel is very hazardous.
At this time TxDOT trucks are spreading armpit hair from Baylor coeds on the highway to increase traction.:texan:
Major Harry "Bubba" Butts of the Texas DPS reports that due to of a heavy coating of bull$hit and snake oil on all Northbound lanes travel is very hazardous.
At this time TxDOT trucks are spreading armpit hair from Baylor coeds on the highway to increase traction.:texan: