View Full Version : I made some toast.
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:05 AM
Don't print this, it will use up a lot of ink.
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3835/toastmn1.jpg
crawfish
10/6/2006, 10:08 AM
You're gonna bring down the internets with images that big. :mad:
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:09 AM
It was a big piece of toast.
Tailwind
10/6/2006, 10:12 AM
Very nice....is that your first time? Good job!
JohnnyMack
10/6/2006, 10:14 AM
Is that mold on the bread?
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:14 AM
Now if I can just figure out the butter thingy. I'm not supposed to handle knives, ya know.
Widescreen
10/6/2006, 10:14 AM
Is that mold or a booger on the bottom?
Edit: JM didn't mention the booger possibility.
Is that mold on the bottom crust? :eek:
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:15 AM
Is that mold on the bread?
Yes.
Wow. Enough people catch your moldy bread at the same time or what?
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:16 AM
Is that mold on the bottom crust? :eek:
I believe we've covered this already, Doctor Dumas.
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:16 AM
Is that mold or a booger on the bottom?
Edit: JM didn't mention the booger possibility.
Good Lord! Can you people get together before queering up my thread?
I believe we've covered this already, Doctor Dumas.
Check the time stamps, elf-boy. We can't help it that your potential poisoning gets us all excited.
crawfish
10/6/2006, 10:19 AM
I think I see mold on the bottom.
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:20 AM
Where?
crawfish
10/6/2006, 10:21 AM
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Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:22 AM
I wish you people would have mentioned this before I ate it. Now I'll probably hurl at the lunch.
Save me a seat next to you crawfish.
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:23 AM
Did ya eat it anyway?
You're ****in me off.
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/toast.jpg
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:24 AM
Hey! 12 made some toast too!
And it's got mold! Just like mine!
You're ****in me off.
You'd better hope that doesn't begin with an "su". :mad:
Widescreen
10/6/2006, 10:33 AM
Hey! 12 made some toast too!
And it's got mold! Just like mine!
Yours isn't filled with uterus goodness though.
Sooner in Tampa
10/6/2006, 10:33 AM
You should have had pie instead.
jk the sooner fan
10/6/2006, 10:33 AM
is that jesus in that toast?
sell that on ebay
Sooner in Tampa
10/6/2006, 10:34 AM
is that jesus in that toast?
sell that on ebayI thought it was Eddie :eek:
Howzit
10/6/2006, 10:34 AM
The paper towels tell a lot about this toast maker.
Some day I hope to graduate to linen doilies like you.
JohnnyMack
10/6/2006, 10:39 AM
I think you stole those napkins from my Grandmother.
LoyalFan
10/6/2006, 12:48 PM
I DO loves me some mold!
LF
1stTimeCaller
10/6/2006, 03:15 PM
dude, there's some toast on your mold.
dude, there's some toast on your mold.
I think Howzit probably contaminated the bread.
is that jesus in that toast?
sell that on ebay
buddy christ?
On second thought, I think I'll skip the continental breakfast.
jk the sooner fan
10/7/2006, 08:27 AM
buddy christ?
thats who i first thought, but you can see eddie in there too.....
SactoSooner
10/7/2006, 10:46 AM
Is that mold on the bread?
Sure looks like it...ick.
jk the sooner fan
10/7/2006, 10:55 AM
holee crap, a sacto sighting
Sooner_Bob
10/7/2006, 12:12 PM
That's not what I'd call toast.
StoopTroup
10/7/2006, 12:44 PM
Texas is toast.
They better butter up lil Colt McMold.
Howzit
10/7/2006, 01:24 PM
La Chaim!
SactoSooner
10/11/2006, 03:52 AM
holee crap, a sacto sighting
Hehe! :D And my toast looks much better than ol' Howzit's, huh?
http://thumb14.shutterstock.com/photos4/display_pic_with_logo/52593/52593,1151461698,4.jpg
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 07:28 AM
is that mold on Howzits bread?
Howzit
10/11/2006, 08:12 AM
AT LEAST MINE DIDN'T SAY SHUTTERSTOCK ON IT!
OUDoc
10/11/2006, 08:20 AM
AT LEAST MINE DIDN'T SAY SHUTTERSTOCK ON IT!
Give the mold a while, it's working on it.
SactoSooner
10/11/2006, 11:22 AM
AT LEAST MINE DIDN'T SAY SHUTTERSTOCK ON IT!
Heh...the non-shutterstock version is on my other computer. Much tastier! ;)
BeetDigger
10/11/2006, 01:32 PM
La Chaim!
You washing down that toast with a little Mannechevitz?
C&CDean
10/11/2006, 01:50 PM
WTF is wrong with you people?
Howzit
10/11/2006, 01:51 PM
Same to you but more of it.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 01:51 PM
Your mom goes to...Vegas.
Howzit
10/11/2006, 01:52 PM
:les: ZANG!!!
Howzit
10/11/2006, 01:55 PM
You know the worst part? This is a thread, whose title is clearly about toast, and whose content is shown by hover to be a picture of toast, and it got over 400 views.
I love this place.
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 02:25 PM
Your mom goes to...Vegas.
only cause it's her timeshare, and I like to stay on the cheap. :)
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 02:27 PM
I was just playin'. :D
Howzit wasn't though. He thinks you're a ginormous Momma's boy that will never let go of those apron strings. He said it. To me.
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 02:28 PM
well since dad's gone, I guess that's mostly true.
except for that apron part.
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 02:31 PM
well since dad's gone, I guess that's mostly true.
except for that apron part.
Way to go, Booty.
It's alright Hairy, she ain't what got manners and such.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 02:36 PM
I apologize for being so insensitive and seemingly uncaring. I'll try and do better and I hope you accept my humble and heart-felt apology.
Oh, and Howzit told me to say it. He also told me to start calling you 'Sally'.
Howzit
10/11/2006, 02:37 PM
PANTY MAAAAAAAAAN!!!
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 02:41 PM
damn right.
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 02:41 PM
this threads got no sole.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 02:43 PM
It's alright Hairy, she ain't what! got manners and such.
'Lil Jon stole Pat's password. Again. :eddie:
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 02:52 PM
'Lil Jon stole Pat's password. Again. :eddie:
Password was my dog's name. He got run over.
'Lil Jon stole Pat's password. Again. :eddie:
When I first read that, I could have sworn you said a5ssword...and I was like, "WHAT"?
Howzit
10/11/2006, 03:00 PM
Password was my dog's name. He got run over.
WTG BSG. You're batting 100.
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 03:04 PM
this thread tastes like chalk.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 03:10 PM
this thread tastes like chalk.
'Chalk' was my Granny's nickname. She had chronic stomach problems so she was always eating Tums and stuff. She died.
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 03:14 PM
No way he could've known that. Lighten up.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 03:18 PM
'Lighten up' was my Grandpa's nickname. He was always smoking and stuff. He died.
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 03:21 PM
Are you serious?
Howzit
10/11/2006, 03:22 PM
Are you serious?
No. XM. That hurts me.
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 03:23 PM
No. XM. That hurts me.
That joke shoulda hurt you.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/11/2006, 03:23 PM
Are you serious?
I was until my doctor told me that it would make my heart attack me. Which could make me die.
Howzit
10/11/2006, 03:24 PM
Way to show me up, BSG!!! You're ****in everybody off today!!!
OU4LIFE
10/11/2006, 03:31 PM
'Chalk' was my Granny's nickname. She had chronic stomach problems so she was always eating Tums and stuff. She died.
I can neither confirm nor deny that this thread tastes like your granny.
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 03:32 PM
I can neither confirm nor deny that this thread tastes like your granny.
Does it taste dry? 'Cause earlier Dean said something was drier than granny's crotch.
Howzit
10/11/2006, 03:34 PM
Maybe we should be asking Dean what BSG's granny's crotch tasted like, then.
Mjcpr
10/11/2006, 03:36 PM
Anyone else have cotton mouth?
Howzit
10/11/2006, 03:39 PM
No, but I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a rag doll.
I never quite got that one...West Texasism
skycat
10/11/2006, 04:03 PM
I just want to know how Howzit got his moldy toast to float in the vacuum of space.
Howzit
10/11/2006, 04:08 PM
I had a hell of a time keeping the crumbs from floating off of the napkin.
skycat
10/11/2006, 04:16 PM
I imagine butter would have helped with that.
Howzit
10/11/2006, 04:19 PM
dude, have you ever seen what happens to butter in zero-g and no air pressure?
skycat
10/11/2006, 04:26 PM
That's why you have to freeze dry it first.
DUH.
Mixer!
10/11/2006, 04:28 PM
waitwaitWAIT...
yermom's in Vegas?
toast
10/11/2006, 08:07 PM
the title of this thread is misleading...
Oldnslo
10/11/2006, 09:21 PM
Hey, Howzit, watch out! It looks like that bread has mold on it or something.
booomer
10/11/2006, 09:28 PM
If you shrink the pic you realize that it's really a scab.
http://www.poison-ivy.org/rash/image/blister-scab.jpg
Kimberlyz4OU
10/11/2006, 09:35 PM
I so love this place!
OU4LIFE
10/12/2006, 11:07 AM
I imagine butter would have helped with that.
is there anything that butter doesn't help?
Howzit
10/12/2006, 12:08 PM
Jeez. Why didn't anybody tell me that bread had mold on it?
OU4LIFE
10/12/2006, 12:45 PM
we knew you couold use the penicillin.
Howzit
10/12/2006, 01:07 PM
we knew you couold use the penicillin.
I had a goldfish named Bubles oncet. You bastard.
sanantoniosooner
10/12/2006, 01:10 PM
I thought you had a blowfish named Gubles.
Howzit
10/12/2006, 01:11 PM
If I could read that I would make a lewd comment about some female close to you and calling her 'Gobbles,' but since I have you on ignore I cannot.
sanantoniosooner
10/12/2006, 01:14 PM
I wouldn't even know you made such a silly comment, so it's a good thing you didn't waste your time.
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