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VeeJay
10/5/2006, 10:16 AM
Don't Do It! (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3311189,00.html)

Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

These are the questions, assuredly, that will determine whether or not there will be 72 virgins available - or if they're even needed.

yermom
10/5/2006, 10:55 AM
On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are permitted to gamble on horse races.

heh

mdklatt
10/5/2006, 10:57 AM
"If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"


No wonder the durka durkas are so riled up all the time.

:les: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

TUSooner
10/5/2006, 10:59 AM
Don't Do It! (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3311189,00.html)

Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

These are the questions, assuredly, that will determine whether or not there will be 72 virgins available - or if they're even needed.



Does that include intellectual masturbation, or may I continue to post?

lame
:twinkies:

Dio
10/5/2006, 01:54 PM
Every time you masturbate, Allah kills a kitten.

opksooner
10/5/2006, 04:34 PM
I'm tellin' ya, that's the reason the rad-Islamists are alway so ****ed off.

They ain't gettin' any!!!!

Okla-homey
10/5/2006, 10:10 PM
I was going to non-observe Ramadan by having a beer & and ham sandwich everyday for lunch, but things just got a whole lot easier.

GottaHavePride
10/5/2006, 10:21 PM
Hey, Iran!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

GottaHavePride
10/5/2006, 10:21 PM
Hey, Iran!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

GottaHavePride
10/5/2006, 10:22 PM
Dammit! That showed up as ten posts in a row on my computer and I was REALLY FREAKIN' PROUD that I had defeated flood control in such a mighty way. :mad:

proud gonzo
10/5/2006, 10:23 PM
dude... on GHP's screen it says 10 posts full of that and now there are only 2


freaky