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Katy's Most Wanted

10/4/2006, 08:59 PM

We don't stand a chance. Mcconnaheey is in the broadcast booth at the Marshall/Central Florida game on espn and he was commenting on the incredible ability of jamalll charles.
We can't beat Texas - he is the xpert now.
Gee i wish he would come to our sidelines and act like an idiot.

OUDoc

10/4/2006, 09:03 PM

Toby Keith could kick his arse. :D

Scotty

10/4/2006, 09:09 PM

http://www.texastwirler.com/matt.JPG

.....but you can't take the redneck out of the man.

setem

10/4/2006, 09:13 PM

Hey...I found that picture! Good call though, I do not like his *** even though Dazed and Confused was awesome.

Party at the Moon-Tower....

Gandalf_The_Grey

10/4/2006, 09:14 PM

to be fair, not once in the last 15 or 20 years have I thought Texas could stay within 3 TD's of us. During the Blake era i would say "Eric Moore is ready to finally breakthrough!!!"

Scotty

10/4/2006, 09:16 PM

..still waiting on a whorn to post a mullet toby pic ..

sooneron

10/4/2006, 09:34 PM

The man is a habitual marijuana user. Why would anyone give two ****s about his football "iq". It's probably somewhere as stratospheric as radio's actual "iq".

setem

10/4/2006, 09:45 PM

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040827/15846__mullally_l.jpg

She may not be a native, but she was raised in OKC and she would kick MM's a$$ all over the state. Is is just me or she does she have some Hot Mom action going on?

KC//CRIMSON

10/4/2006, 09:46 PM

Stoned again. He said the same thing about tOSU.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/07/drizunk.jpg

Okla-homey

10/4/2006, 09:47 PM

OKMAGIC

10/4/2006, 09:47 PM

I had a dream, a good one. McGhey caught on fire, yes he burst into flames. I could have put him out by ****ing down his throat,,,,,I couldn't do it. He returned to cinders.

KC//CRIMSON

10/4/2006, 09:51 PM

TMZ has video of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car without water as he made his way through LA. Which is perfectly reasonable behavior for a homeless man, but a little confusing when it's Matthew McConaughey. I'm just waiting for the day he's finally arrested for clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her back to his cave by her hair. At the rate he's backwards evolving I give it until lunchtime tomorrow.

NOTE: I'm guessing Matthew McConaughey got a shot of George Clooney's corn teeth and just freaked the *uck out. "I'll never be like you, George. Never!":D

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/10/matthew_mcconaughey_is_out_of.html

mojohornfan

10/4/2006, 09:51 PM

First of all...David Earl...You da man.

Second, Mathew is one 'sidekick' that could be called a sideshow. He thinks his $hit doesn't stink!

Third, I'm out of jail.....yeee hawww!

FaninAma

10/4/2006, 09:52 PM

He was sporting a Marshall shirt on the sidelines so he's already 0 for 1.

Not a good start Matt. The whorns used up 5 yearsof mojo last year. They are empty, dry, running on fumes.

mojohornfan

10/4/2006, 09:53 PM

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/10/matthew_mcconaughey_is_out_of.html

He is a freak!

setem

10/4/2006, 09:54 PM

But born in and of Tulsa...yet again proving Tulsa>OKC;)

IMDB and Askmen has her born out of California. I don't know man she is still a **** and a half!;)

AllAboutThe'O'

10/4/2006, 09:56 PM

sooneron

10/4/2006, 09:57 PM

Megan has nice ....

(*)(*)

setem

10/4/2006, 09:59 PM

:eek: :eek:

The Consumate Showman

10/4/2006, 10:00 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most UT fans hate him? I mean, he is obnoxious, loud, ignorant, and from what most papers write about him, he doesn't even use deoderant...

SoonerLB

10/4/2006, 10:10 PM

Yessir, the whorns will become intoxicated from his Pit odors and lose, thus making him 0-2 in game forcasts.
Sounds good to me anyway! ;)

Dio

10/4/2006, 10:18 PM

He was sporting a Marshall shirt on the sidelines so he's already 0 for 1.

Not a good start Matt. The whorns used up 35 years of mojo last year. They are empty, dry, running on fumes.

Fixed

Egeo

10/4/2006, 10:19 PM

Can't believe this guy's still relevant in Hollywood circles. He hasn't had a hit movie in what, over 10 years?
That said, I'll probably go see the Marshall movie, since I'm a sucker for football flicks.
i liked two for the money

although i havent watched any of these:
failure to launch, wedding planner and some other romantic comedy he made recently were pretty big...

i watched the 4th quarter and parts of the 2nd quarter of the ucf/marshall game and while i didnt hear mcconaughey speak - charles is overrated imo
sure hes fast but against tosu, iowa state and north texas he only averaged 4.78 ypc. and its not like he destroyed any of those 3 teams and then got stuffed against the better team. good or bad opponent, he consistently averaged less than 5 ypc. I thought he was supposed to be explosive?

although, if we dont tackle well saturday, we'll make him look like an allstar.

boomersoonerdude

10/4/2006, 10:36 PM

He looks stoned at the Marshal game also.....

devOUt

10/4/2006, 10:37 PM

McConnahey does jumping jacks like Richard Simmons. Since when did he know a damn thing about football?

Ash

10/4/2006, 10:58 PM

He was pretty good in Lonestar, but that wasn't a starring role.

He knows this much about football:

leavingthezoo

10/4/2006, 11:06 PM

Is is just me or she does she have some Hot Mom action going on?

i hope not. her mom has got to be ancient by now.

XUS-KCAM

10/4/2006, 11:42 PM

I'm sure he and Lance will be spooning for the cameras

TheHumanAlphabet

10/4/2006, 11:50 PM

Magangahey has been smokin' a bit too much, probably with Ricky...;)

ColumbusSooner

10/5/2006, 12:36 AM

Since I can't post any new threads (bah!), I'll post this here. McConawhorn may not think we'll win, but check out Erick Smith from USA Today:

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/columnist/weekendforecast/2006-10-04-column_x.htm

No. 7 Texas vs. No. 13 Oklahoma, 3:30 p.m.

All the talk about Mack Brown ending the Oklahoma curse last year was nothing more than hot air. Anybody coaching the Longhorns last year could have beaten the Sooners, especially with Adrian Peterson down with an injury. Now the real test comes for Brown. Oklahoma has found a nice offensive rhythm with quarterback Paul Thompson making opponents pay for ganging up on Peterson. Texas has to be concerned about the real Colt McCoy, who will facing one of the great environments in college football after five games surrounded by his own fans. Oklahoma 20, Texas 17.

PhilTLL

10/5/2006, 03:04 AM

The man is a habitual marijuana user.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/ReeferMadness_12.JPG

Jimminy Crimson

10/5/2006, 03:56 AM

i hope not. her mom has got to be ancient by now.

nope. lives in nichols hills.

jrsooner

10/5/2006, 05:21 AM

"Is a big sports fan, and is a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, Los Angeles Lakers, Oklahoma Sooners, and Boston Red Sox." (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1863227/bio)

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/l/6/bl-carrieunderwood.jpg

Beats ol' Matthew any day!

Jason White's Third Knee

10/5/2006, 07:58 AM

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5662/06mok3.jpg
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6316/10mfe8.jpg

Just the covers alone should tell you that he is a *********... and dazed and confuzed might be the most over rated movie in history.

OUDoc

10/5/2006, 08:00 AM

Hang on, I'm picturing Carrie Underwood doing jumping jacks on our sidelines.
Give me a minute.

Jason White's Third Knee

10/5/2006, 08:03 AM

Hang on, I'm picturing Carrie Underwood doing jumping jacks on our sidelines.
Give me a minute.

It only takes me about a minute, too.

OUDoc

10/5/2006, 08:05 AM

It only takes me about a minute, too.
Yeah. I'm back. :(

Crimson Blonde

10/5/2006, 08:29 AM

Last year, my brother and I went to Edinburgh, Scotland for New Year's Eve, flying out of Dallas. When we checked in, we had been upgraded to first class, which meant we got to go to the first class lounge. While we were sitting up there, McConnahey and Penelope Crews walked in and were taken to a "special" room, in the lounge. I was sitting in the chair right next to the "special" room door wearing an OU hoodie and while he waited for the airline employee to open the door, he looked at my shirt and smiled, then rolled his eyes up toward his Hook 'em beenie and grinned really big.

Seriously, if I hadn't seen him up close, I never would have known it was this supposed "movie star". He looked like a homeless person! Oh, and until I later saw them holding hands in the terminal, I thought Penelope Crews was his homely looking assistant or something. It's amazing what stylist can do for some folks!

I'd take Toby any day! :P

Funky G

10/5/2006, 09:03 AM

My man in Dallas is waiting to kick his sorry little *** up between his shoulders.

KYHonorarySooner

10/5/2006, 09:09 AM

Hey...I found that picture! Good call though, I do not like his *** even though Dazed and Confused was awesome.

Party at the Moon-Tower....

Ya know, that's what I like about all these high school girls. I keep getting older but they stay the same age.:)

Jason White's Third Knee

10/5/2006, 09:24 AM

Ya know, that's what I like about all these high school girls. I keep getting older but they stay the same age.:)

So over-rated.

Gandalf_The_Grey

10/5/2006, 09:28 AM

high school girls or the quote?

Jason White's Third Knee

10/5/2006, 10:04 AM

high school girls or the quote?

The movie, man, the movie. HS girls... well, being 36 and working in an environment that sees more than it's fair share of HS girls, I am glad that they grow up. Some are fairly nice to look at, however, any extended conversation with one might end with me sucking on the end of a gun barrell.

TUSooner

10/5/2006, 10:41 AM

Toby Keith could kick his arse. :D
Heck, old James Garner could too, plus Jim's a real actor.

I had to watch "How to Lose a Guy..." on a long bus trip with a bunch of teenagers and soccer moms. By the end of the movie I was hoping the chick would punt Matthew's testicles out his nose.

Memo to self: No more long bus rides with girls' soccer team.

goingoneight

10/5/2006, 02:02 PM

I had a dream, a good one. McGhey caught on fire, yes he burst into flames. I could have put him out by ****ing down his throat,,,,,I couldn't do it. He returned to cinders.

And I ****ed on the smoldering ashes... :D

goingoneight

10/5/2006, 02:04 PM

First of all...David Earl...You da man.

Second, Mathew is one 'sidekick' that could be called a sideshow. He thinks his $hit doesn't stink!

Third, I'm out of jail.....yeee hawww!

What did you do, have five pounds of marijuana in your backpack?

goingoneight

10/5/2006, 02:11 PM

Heck, old James Garner could too, plus Jim's a real actor.

I had to watch "How to Lose a Guy..." on a long bus trip with a bunch of teenagers and soccer moms. By the end of the movie I was hoping the chick would punt Matthew's testicles out his nose.

Memo to self: No more long bus rides with girls' soccer team.

They really shouldn't expose little children to homosexuality that way...

Luthor

10/5/2006, 02:46 PM

Matthew McClownahey gets ignored down here. You're really reaching if you're thinking anything the dork says could be construed into billboard material. He's a licensed a$$hat.

stoopified

10/5/2006, 02:59 PM

. He's a licensed a$$hat. Yeah but he IS UTs licensed a$$hat.

oklahomaboy24

10/5/2006, 04:09 PM

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/3676/utvd1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

caphorns

10/5/2006, 04:18 PM

You guys sound like a bunch of jealous high school girls when you talk about Matt.

Gandalf_The_Grey

10/5/2006, 04:27 PM

Are you saying that we are jealous because he has sex with all of the cutest boys?

westcoast_sooner

10/5/2006, 06:41 PM

Matthew whatshisnamei is an ACTOR. What the heck does he know?

Jason White's Third Knee

10/5/2006, 06:49 PM

You guys sound like a bunch of jealous high school girls when you talk about Matt.

Did you just call him Matt? Ecch. Cap. Just yecch.

I was trying to give one of my employees crap today and I asked him, "Hey, aren't you a big Matthew McConnehey fan?"
And he replied with the best answer possible, "I don't listen to him, I like Rage though." His stock just went way up in my book. He tried to correct himself and say, "Oh yeah, I know who he is, yeah the actor right?" I said, "No, your answer was perfect. You're alright, man."