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RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 12:27 PM
You start out with the irons...then you move into the woods.
What the f*ck does that even MEAN, you f*cking retard?
Jesus, can we get a f*ckin' mute button for this f*ckwit? Seriously? For just one f*cking day?
VeeJay
10/4/2006, 12:30 PM
Mr. favor - I do not believe the respondent to your post is a happy camper.
1stTimeCaller
10/4/2006, 12:37 PM
that makes zero sense whatsoever as a joke.
Aren't you supposed to start with the wedges and then move up to the 2 iron then onto the woods/driver when learning to play?
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 12:39 PM
You start out with the irons...then you move into the woods.
:confused:
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 12:39 PM
Mr. favor - I do not believe the respondent to your post is a happy camper. Said respondent claims to not understand the joke, for some reason.
:confused:
I don't get it either, but RUSH thought it was FUNNY.
1stTimeCaller
10/4/2006, 12:42 PM
Said respondent claims to not understand the joke, for some reason.
you're gonna have to explain it. It makes NO SENSE. Are you sure it's a joke?
Howzit
10/4/2006, 12:44 PM
Ok, so the woods part is about a boner?
Is that right?
Howzit
10/4/2006, 12:47 PM
'Cause maybe it was a pee boner and had nothing to do with golf.
Just my .02.
1stTimeCaller
10/4/2006, 12:50 PM
Hey William, what's the FOLEY METHOD? Or the DELAY METHOD? Or the CUNNINGHAM METHOD?
One likes little boys, one is a crook and the other is a thief. All have an 'R' by their names.
What's the LIMBAUGH METHOD? Does involve illegal drugs?
Said respondent claims to not understand the joke, for some reason.
Quite possibly because your mother drank heavily while carrying you to term, then gave you lead paint chips as teething toys.
Or, maybe, that wasn't a joke so much as your brain excreting words in a manner that resembled the King's English, but is actually 100% authentic frontier jibberish.
no, the irons are the boner and I think he meant to use woods as a synonym for bush....
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 12:50 PM
OMG...I can't stop laughing...jebus...
Howzit
10/4/2006, 12:54 PM
Hey William, what's the FOLEY METHOD? Or the DELAY METHOD? Or the CUNNINGHAM METHOD?
One likes little boys, one is a crook and the other is a thief. All have an 'R' by their names.
What's the LIMBAUGH METHOD? Does involve illegal drugs?
No, the Foley method is takes a club up the pooper.
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 12:55 PM
You know, if it ever comes to pass that Bill Clinton kills a mistress with a tire iron and then hides her body in the woods that joke will be kinda clever.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 12:57 PM
Look at 'em frolic!
Howzit
10/4/2006, 12:58 PM
Who? Foley? Yep, he's a frolic-ing awright.
Or was.
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 12:58 PM
Look at 'em frolic!
WHAT THE HOLY **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 12:59 PM
Please...stop...can't...breathe....
1stTimeCaller
10/4/2006, 01:00 PM
Look at 'em frolic!
Care to respond to my question?
It's guys like you and Tuba that have made me hate the people in charge of the Republican party. It's sad because I've probably spent more time and effort campaigning for Republican party candidates than you have.
SoonerInKCMO
10/4/2006, 01:00 PM
OMG...I can't stop laughing...jebus...
Well explain the joke to the rest of us then, dammit! :mad: :bsmf:
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 01:01 PM
AND THEN SHE HIT HIM WITH A SKILLET!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!//1//1one!11111uxorz!!!!
crawfish
10/4/2006, 01:02 PM
Hey baby, want me to show you how I got my hole-in-one?[/4LIFE]
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Bill says, "This thread rocks!"
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 01:07 PM
Care to respond to my question?
It's guys like you and Tuba that have made me hate the people in charge of the Republican party. It's sad because I've probably spent more time and effort campaigning for Republican party candidates than you have.Good excuse. I would imagine you have "hated" republicans for quite some time.
So tell me, is "Smug Little Bastard" an actual part of the Republican platform, or is that just a little something extra that you bring to the party, Slapnuts?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 01:18 PM
So tell me, is "Smug Little Bastard" an actual part of the Republican platform, or is that just a little something extra that you bring to the party, Slapnuts?thilly guy!
NormanPride
10/4/2006, 01:19 PM
Oh, a gay joke now. I bet you just offended Pat.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 01:21 PM
i'd have gone with some kinda ball washing joke...
and it'd STILL be lame.
I'm guessing bri could go for some jimmy junk wiffleball practice right about now. :D
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 01:22 PM
Oh, a gay joke now. I bet you just offended Pat.Sorry, Pat. I thought it was a Daffy Duck joke. Apologies to Daffy fans.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 01:26 PM
I think we're all on 'Message Board Punk'd' or something...
:rcmad:
I think we're all on 'Message Board Punk'd' or something...
:rcmad:
has to be.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 01:28 PM
GO SOONERS!
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 01:29 PM
And now it's just sad.
WTG, turd.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 01:33 PM
WTG, turd.
wrong thread BSG.
here ya go...
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79739
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 01:33 PM
And now it's just sad.
WTG, turd.double standard
It's like Shelby has reincarnated and is looking for someone to sign his football.
TexasLidig8r
10/4/2006, 01:42 PM
I'm as confuzzled as this mouse.
http://www.indstate.edu/iq/Geek_Issue/Images/confusedmouse.jpg
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 01:52 PM
I'm as confuzzled as this mouse.
http://www.indstate.edu/iq/Geek_Issue/Images/confusedmouse.jpgGood one! You won't be so peppy come Saturday evening.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 02:07 PM
Uh oh...
I understood that.
:les: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 02:09 PM
Uh oh...
I understood that.
:les: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!Did you color your hair?
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 02:13 PM
Annnnnd we go back into the crazy...
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:15 PM
i love popeye's.
*sticking with randomness... wth.
SoonerInKCMO
10/4/2006, 02:17 PM
Annnnnd we go back into the crazy...
No, I understood what he meant with that one - he thinks dying your hair brown makes you smarter than dying it blonde.
I thought moving to the woods was implying that he would then take them to the woods for a shag. Either way, it's lame.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 02:19 PM
No, I understood what he meant with that one - he thinks dying your hair brown makes you smarter than dying it blonde.
Pardon me - could I trouble you for some blinker fluid?
:eddie:
Widescreen
10/4/2006, 02:19 PM
This thread makes me confused in my pants.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:20 PM
my office door opens to the left... i just noticed that.
JohnnyMack
10/4/2006, 02:21 PM
So when the GOP is getting slapped around because of its rampant *********gery the fix is to bring up some "Clinton-is-a-whorndog schtick"?
Got it.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 02:22 PM
There's a thread on the Fark board called 'Fark my wife' that has been cracking me up all day long.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:24 PM
i'm thinking of acupuncture... anyone tried it?
oooh, we are now saying "shag" in this thread. Awesome!
Can we start saying "randy" too?
my office door opens to the left... i just noticed that.
at least you have an office door. Clinton took mine to the golf course. Presumably to have sex on it. In the woods I imagine.
Man, I sure hope RUSH covers "explaining your abortion of a joke" in the next hour, or else we'll NEVER know what that was supposed to mean.
TexasLidig8r
10/4/2006, 02:27 PM
Are we talking Bill or Hillary?
Cuz the initial joke makes ALOT more sense if we're talking about Hillary.
SicEmBaylor
10/4/2006, 02:27 PM
Kill me now.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:29 PM
Man, I sure hope RUSH covers "explaining your abortion of a joke" in the next hour, or else we'll NEVER know what that was supposed to mean.
take your meds and listen to rush... it'll make sense later.
if you're out of meds... contact rush or TO, they'll hook ya up!
royalfan5
10/4/2006, 02:30 PM
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RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 02:30 PM
So when the GOP is getting slapped around because of its rampant *********gery the fix is to bring up some "Clinton-is-a-whorndog schtick"?
Got it.Well, he shoulda resigned, to be consistent with the dims' insistence that Foley resign for "inappropriate" behavior. Of course, Foley, as far as we know, didn't actually engage in actual sex, like your hero.
We are in a political war right now. Of course, it looks as though many republicans don't realize it. There will be new republican scandals "leaked" all the time up til the election, as you well know.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:30 PM
Cuz the initial joke makes ALOT more sense if we're talking about Hillary.
why would a lesbian want wood?:confused:
i'm more confused now.
There will be new republican scandals "leaked" all the time up til the election...
Yeah, I hate it when people point out the obvious too.
Political wars?
Oh, BOY! Those are the best kind!!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 02:36 PM
Well, he shoulda resigned, to be consistent with the dims' insistence that Foley resign for "inappropriate" behavior. Of course, Foley, as far as we know, didn't actually engage in actual sex, like your hero.
We are in a political war right now. Of course, it looks as though many republicans don't realize it. There will be new republican scandals "leaked" all the time up til the election, as you well know.
A CAN OF CREAMED CORN!!!!
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:38 PM
hmmmmmm, ok.
PORK AND BEANS!!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!
Don't say "pork and beans" around Clinton. He'll just take the can into the woods and then f*ck it.
Howzit
10/4/2006, 02:45 PM
Don't say "pork and beans" around Clinton. He'll just take the can into the woods and then f*ck it.
Oh yeah? Well Foley would **** a can of pork and beans in teh pooper!!1
leavingthezoo
10/4/2006, 02:46 PM
Well, he shoulda resigned, to be consistent with the dims' insistence that Foley resign for "inappropriate" behavior. Of course, Foley, as far as we know, didn't actually engage in actual sex, like your hero.
you nailed it. WOOT! RAH! grrrrrrrrrr. and stuff. it's much more inappropriate when two adults opt to ... uh... hide the putter? (i'm just guessing that golf reference makes sense) than it is for an adult who waves the "child protection" flag all the while making "i want to hide my putter" references to a child.
you all are crazy! HIDE THE GOAT! HHIDE THE GOAT!
RUSH IS GOD! so long as he's high. :D
eh, i just wanted to throw my crazy in too.
sorry, but no matter how you slice it and dice it a child predator is worse than a cheatin', lyin' bastard any day of the week.
:rcmad: FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:47 PM
was the can of pork and beans opened with an iron?
it'd make more sense that way.
Howzit
10/4/2006, 02:48 PM
:les: A BOY CAN OF PORK AND BEANS!!!!1
was the can of pork and beans opened with an iron?
it'd make more sense that way.
Well, you can't open it with wood.
:les: SPLINTERS!!!!
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:50 PM
clinton prefers spaghettiOs.
foley likes spaghettiOs with meatballs.
Howzit
10/4/2006, 02:51 PM
And bratwurst.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 02:53 PM
oh yeah! clinton likes cans of tuna, in the woods, at the golfcourse!!!!!!1
SicEmBaylor
10/4/2006, 02:54 PM
And bratwurst.
You're giving those young teenage boys a lot of credit...
leavingthezoo
10/4/2006, 02:55 PM
You're giving those young teenage boys a lot of credit...
and you're telling a lot about yourself. ;)
SicEmBaylor
10/4/2006, 02:55 PM
The GOP House leadership had the opportunity to do the right thing on this issue and force Foley to resign his Congressional seat and then turn over the information to investigators. They did not. Speaker Hastert and possibly Majority Leader Bohener should both resign.
SicEmBaylor
10/4/2006, 02:56 PM
and you're telling a lot about yourself. ;)
lol nothing about me.........just sayin'.
and you're telling a lot about yourself. ;)
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Marry me.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 02:59 PM
The GOP House leadership had the opportunity to do the right thing on this issue and force Foley to resign his Congressional seat and then turn over the information to investigators. They did not. Speaker Hastert and possibly Majority Leader Bohener should both resign.Heh, you are now officially a dim.
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 03:05 PM
Annnnnd we go back into the crazy...
"go back"??
The GOP House leadership had the opportunity to do the right thing on this issue and force Foley to resign his Congressional seat and then turn over the information to investigators. They did not. Speaker Hastert and possibly Majority Leader Bohener should both resign.
Heh, you are now officially a dim.
yup, you've got to turn in your conservative card over that one Sic Em. The proper conservative thing to do here is to quickly admonish foley (this should take about 1-5 seconds) and then spend the rest of the week bashing clinton.
SicEmBaylor
10/4/2006, 03:08 PM
Heh, you are now officially a dim.
Uh..yeah...by pointing out the obvious fact that if it were known by the leadership that one of their members was a child sexual predator and their reaction was to keep it under wraps rather than coming clean and expelling him from his office and the Party, I have obviously become a friend of quasi-socialist progressive politics and politicans. :eyeroll:
Get a clue man. Republicans can be corrupt too. You're only hurting the movement and hurting the party by not demanding that they be held accountable for their actions. You're doing this nation a disservice by sticking your head up the elephant's ***.
At the moment I'm speaking of the personal ethics of some Republicans...but we could and have discussed the much larger issue of the GOP selling out limited-government conservatism for the sake of retaining its electoral majority and appealing to the evangelical christian wing. It saddens me. This isn't the party of Barry Goldwater you're defending WF.
1stTimeCaller
10/4/2006, 03:10 PM
hot carl's shall be known as William Favors from this day forward.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 03:11 PM
should the party leaders have made foley turn in his cans of "franks and beans" also?
SoonerProphet
10/4/2006, 03:18 PM
Uh..yeah...by pointing out the obvious fact that if it were known by the leadership that one of their members was a child sexual predator and their reaction was to keep it under wraps rather than coming clean and expelling him from his office and the Party, I have obviously become a friend of quasi-socialist progressive politics and politicans. :eyeroll:
Get a clue man. Republicans can be corrupt too. You're only hurting the movement and hurting the party by not demanding that they be held accountable for their actions. You're doing this nation a disservice by sticking your head up the elephant's ***.
At the moment I'm speaking of the personal ethics of some Republicans...but we could and have discussed the much larger issue of the GOP selling out limited-government conservatism for the sake of retaining its electoral majority and appealing to the evangelical christian wing. It saddens me. This isn't the party of Barry Goldwater you're defending WF.
No doubt, consevatives principles be damned it is only politics that matter. What a sham, who gives a sh*t what the Democrats have done in the past. Neither party gives one iota about principles or moral, just what it takes to hold power.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 03:23 PM
Neither party gives one iota about principles or moral, just what it takes to hold power.
bingo! it's beyond me more people don't realize that fact. repubs and dems are not so different... they'll do most anything to have/hold power.
TexasLidig8r
10/4/2006, 03:23 PM
Isn't this how the storming of the Bastille started?
BeetDigger
10/4/2006, 03:24 PM
you nailed it. WOOT! RAH! grrrrrrrrrr. and stuff. it's much more inappropriate when two adults opt to ... uh... hide the putter? (i'm just guessing that golf reference makes sense) than it is for an adult who waves the "child protection" flag all the while making "i want to hide my putter" references to a child.
Actually, that was the only bit of logic that WF has had in this thread. And while I see the hypocrisy of the congressman's actions relative to his stance on political issues, it is no more hypocritical than the actions of someone who championed the cause of women's rights only to perform a textbook case of sexual harassment on one of his assistants. The contortions that many of the right wing groups are going through are similar to those that NOW went through with WJC.
leavingthezoo
10/4/2006, 03:26 PM
Marry me.
i knew you'd come around. :D
TexasLidig8r
10/4/2006, 03:27 PM
bingo! it's beyond me more people don't realize that fact. repubs and dems are not so different... they'll do most anything to have/hold power.
DING DING DING.. the only difference between the Republicans and Democrats is the identify of the special interest groups they are willing to fellate to remain in power.. country be damned.
Then again, I'm a cynical SOB.
leavingthezoo
10/4/2006, 03:29 PM
Actually, that was the only bit of logic that WF has had in this thread. And while I see the hypocrisy of the congressman's actions relative to his stance on political issues, it is no more hypocritical than the actions of someone who championed the cause of women's rights only to perform a textbook case of sexual harassment on one of his assistants. The contortions that many of the right wing groups are going through are similar to those that NOW went through with WJC.
i guess my point is digger- an adult woman holds some degree of responsibility for actions she participates in. a child is protected for a reason.
secondly, i've admonished clinton often and loudly. so don't be bringing hypocrit smack to this port. i call a snake a snake and i couldn't care less which side of the political spectrum he is on. it would bode well if those trying to make this less than it is would nut up and drop the spin.
rebmus
10/4/2006, 03:31 PM
Then again, I'm a cynical SOB.
we're a growing breed.
i honestly don't see how anyone can look at the reps and dems and NOT be cynical. :mad:
1stTimeCaller
10/4/2006, 03:32 PM
Has Billy Favor explained the joke yet?
rebmus
10/4/2006, 03:33 PM
Has Billy Favor explained the joke yet?
yes... it's buried deep in this thread.
happy hunting!
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 03:36 PM
Has Billy Favor explained the joke yet?
RECTUM?? DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!!!
1stTimeCaller
10/4/2006, 03:38 PM
:les: if you do I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing daddy's pee pee
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2006, 03:38 PM
:les: LOWRY'S HAS TEH AWESOME CREAMED CORN!!!!
i call a snake a snake and i couldn't care less which side of the political spectrum he is on. it would bode well if those trying to make this less than it is would nut up and drop the spin.
You said snake. And nut. In the same post.
:les: LOWRY'S HAS TEH AWESOME CREAMED CORN!!!!
:les: WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE UNCLE BOBBY?????
i knew you'd come around. :D
Well of course. Who can resist a good kitty punch?
SicEmBaylor
10/4/2006, 04:06 PM
yes... it's buried deep in this thread.
happy hunting!
Except the explanation doesn't explain much.
Except the explanation doesn't explain much.
actually, it explains quite a lot....
just not about the initial joke.
Sooner_Bob
10/4/2006, 04:23 PM
No, the Foley method is takes a club up the pooper.
ewwwwwww :eek:
Sooner_Bob
10/4/2006, 04:24 PM
:les: WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE UNCLE BOBBY?????
Uncle who? :texan:
NormanPride
10/4/2006, 04:24 PM
ewwwwwww :eek:
Yeah, I can't imagine the hook you'd get from a swing like that.
BeetDigger
10/4/2006, 05:21 PM
secondly, i've admonished clinton often and loudly. so don't be bringing hypocrit smack to this port. i call a snake a snake and i couldn't care less which side of the political spectrum he is on. it would bode well if those trying to make this less than it is would nut up and drop the spin.
I was not arguing right or wrong, just consistency. You acknowledge it so we are in agreement.
i guess my point is digger- an adult woman holds some degree of responsibility for actions she participates in. a child is protected for a reason.
I don't disagree with you on this point. However, I think NOW and other feminist groups would (not on the child issue mind you).
TopDawg
10/4/2006, 05:25 PM
4th grade playground. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter approach the young william favor. Rush takes the lead...
Rush: Hey Willie, I've got a joke.
Willie: Really Rush? Gee, I'd love to hear it.
Rush: OK. Three bears are sitting in the bathtub. Mama Bear is sitting behind Baby Bear and Papa Bear is sitting behind Mama Bear. Papa Bear says to Baby Bear "Baby Bear, would you pass me the soap, please?" Baby Bear says "What do I look like? A radio?"
Rush, Sean and Ann all burst into laughter, waiting to see Willie's response to the nonsense joke. Is he going to laugh just because they laughed?
But before Willie can respond, representative Foley, Democrat from Florida, grabs him with his irons, takes him into the woods and PMs him for the remainder of the afternoon.
4th grade playground. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter approach the young william favor. Rush takes the lead...
Rush: Hey Willie, I've got a joke.
Willie: Really Rush? Gee, I'd love to hear it.
Rush: OK. Three bears are sitting in the bathtub. Mama Bear is sitting behind Baby Bear and Papa Bear is sitting behind Mama Bear. Papa Bear says to Baby Bear "Baby Bear, would you pass me the soap, please?" Baby Bear says "What do I look like? A radio?"
Rush, Sean and Ann all burst into laughter, waiting to see Willie's response to the nonsense joke. Is he going to laugh just because they laughed?
But before Willie can respond, representative Foley, Democrat from Florida, grabs him with his irons, takes him into the woods and PMs him for the remainder of the afternoon.
I don't get it :confused:
TopDawg
10/4/2006, 05:29 PM
Foley doesn't even play golf!
*rim shot*
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 05:30 PM
and PMs him for the remainder of the afternoon
IDTTMWYTIM :twinkies:
TopDawg
10/4/2006, 05:31 PM
heh, there are a lot of ways you can go with that one
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 05:35 PM
Foley doesn't even play golf!
*rim job*
:eek:
BeetDigger
10/4/2006, 05:52 PM
The guy is really into tossed salad.
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 05:56 PM
The guy is really into tossed salad.
I like croutons. A lot.
leavingthezoo
10/4/2006, 06:21 PM
You said snake. And nut. In the same post.
i learned it from watching you, a'ight. i learned it from watching you![/talk to your kids about drugs commercial impersonation]
Forget the Golf Channel, this is where I'm getting my golf tips from for now on!!!!!
In somewhat related news, Phil Mickelson like franks and beans.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 06:36 PM
DING DING DING.. the only difference between the Republicans and Democrats is the identify of the special interest groups they are willing to fellate to remain in power.. country be damned.
Then again, I'm a whorn lawyer and SOB.Gettin' real!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 06:39 PM
actually, it explains quite a lot....
just not about the initial joke.Dayum you must be smart!
BTW. I didn't imagine that a little joke about the slick one would cause you guys to order up a whole roll of DuPont Stainmaster, and proceed to chew away.
olevetonahill
10/4/2006, 06:53 PM
You know, if it ever comes to pass that Bill Clinton kills a mistress with a tire iron and then hides her body in the woods that joke will be kinda clever.
he didnt ? :confused:
Scott D
10/4/2006, 06:58 PM
Dayum you must be smart!
BTW. I didn't imagine that a little joke about the slick one would cause you guys to order up a whole roll of DuPont Stainmaster, and proceed to chew away.
[Tom Jackson]Are you retarded?[/Tom Jackson]
olevetonahill
10/4/2006, 07:04 PM
DING DING DING.. the only difference between the Republicans and Democrats is the identify of the special interest groups they are willing to fellate to remain in power.. country be damned.
Then again, I'm a dumbased whorn SOB.
fixed that for ya lid:D
olevetonahill
10/4/2006, 07:08 PM
:les: WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE UNCLE BOBBY?????
you one sick bastage if you know what "uncle bobby " tastes like :eek:
Sooner_Bob
10/4/2006, 07:33 PM
i learned it from watching you, a'ight. i learned it from watching you![/talk to your kids about drugs commercial impersonation]
late 80's early 90's flashback . . . :eek:
Sooner_Bob
10/4/2006, 07:34 PM
you one sick bastage if you know what "uncle bobby " tastes like :eek:
oh momma knows . . .
momma
knows.
Gandalf_The_Grey
10/4/2006, 07:54 PM
Hold up.... Attempting to bang a 16 year old boy by a 50 year old man = Attempting to bang a women that is the same age as another man.
Wow...I think William is a lib....only a lib would say a homosexual pedophile relationship is equal to heterosexual normal sexual relationship!
You start out with the irons...then you move into the woods.
The fact remains, this thread is based purely on nonsense.
:meat:
Scott D
10/4/2006, 08:01 PM
and that differs from any other willie started thread how?
This one's primo nonsense.
Scott D
10/4/2006, 08:12 PM
I repeat my previous post :)
JohnnyMack
10/4/2006, 08:27 PM
I hate this thread with the fire of 1000 suns.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 08:28 PM
I hate this thread with the fire of 1000 suns.Ain't it grand?
OCUDad
10/4/2006, 08:34 PM
Ain't it grand?And there you have it. Those of you with kids may recall a period when they were 2 or 3 years old and they would discover some activity that annoyed their parents -- so they would repeat it over and over to see how far they could push.
That's what we have here. Two desperate cries for attention from a 2-year-old, and he's getting away with it. He enjoys the abuse; it feeds his ego.
With kids, you can punish them, send them to their room, or ignore them. With regard to children like william, ignoring them may be the worst punishment of all. I'm out.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 08:37 PM
And there you have it. Those of you with kids may recall a period when they were 2 or 3 years old and they would discover some activity that annoyed their parents -- so they would repeat it over and over to see how far they could push.
That's what we have here. Two desperate cries for attention from a 2-year-old, and he's getting away with it. He enjoys the abuse; it feeds his ego.
With kids, you can punish them, send them to their room, or ignore them. With regard to children like william, ignoring them may be the worst punishment of all. I'm out.I'm (respectfully) appreciative you're not my parent.
Gandalf_The_Grey
10/4/2006, 08:39 PM
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RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/4/2006, 08:45 PM
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did you know...
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10/4/2006, 08:47 PM
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OklahomaTuba
10/4/2006, 09:13 PM
It's guys like you and Tuba that have made me hate the people in charge of the Republican party.
Sorry about that. I'll watch how many charts and graphs I throw out at you in the future. ;)
sooneron
10/4/2006, 09:31 PM
I think willy got into Rush's med cabinet!
http://www.lynnpolice.org/images/OxyContin.jpg
Frozen Sooner
10/4/2006, 09:59 PM
This thread is the best thing about my day.
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LAS? :confused:
the funny thing is this. Ol' wf thinks we are getting annoyed by this. This thread has been a source of constant amusement to me today. knowing that willie is just giddy that we keep his thread going amuses me. Especially when its a thread that started with a bill clinton joke that was entirely unfunny. Think about that. How the hell do you tell a bill clinton joke that is not funny?!? Willie has shown us the way.
mdklatt
10/4/2006, 11:00 PM
How the hell do you tell a bill clinton joke that is not funny?!?
Was that really supposed to be a joke? It didn't make a lick of sense. :confused:
Why did George Bush cross the road? To play golf with Hillary Clinton.
olevetonahill
10/4/2006, 11:00 PM
can i just go on record as hating em all ?
and lmfao at all the replies ? ;)
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 12:30 AM
the funny thing is this. Ol' wf thinks we are getting annoyed by this. This thread has been a source of constant amusement to me today. knowing that willie is just giddy that we keep his thread going amuses me. Especially when its a thread that started with a bill clinton joke that was entirely unfunny. Think about that. How the hell do you tell a bill clinton joke that is not funny?!? Willie has shown us the way.Imagine what you will. I do admit I'm a bit surprised at how making fun of Clinton seems to raise a considerable amount of ire among the left-leaning folks here.
Frozen Sooner
10/5/2006, 01:06 AM
How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question. Monica can't fit in a lightbulb.
See-you can tell an unfunny Clinton joke.
Imagine what you will. I do admit I'm a bit surprised at how making fun of Clinton seems to raise a considerable amount of ire among the left-leaning folks here.
Yeah, THAT'S what annoys us.
Look, you can make fun of the Clintons all you want; we don't care. Bill's a philandering chubby-chaser, Hillary's a shrill she-male, Chelsea looks like she had the ugly stick surgically implanted in her face at birth, and you're an annoying *********.
mdklatt
10/5/2006, 09:20 AM
I do admit I'm a bit surprised at how making fun of Clinton seems to raise a considerable amount of ire among the left-leaning folks here.
That's just it--you didn't make fun of anything. YOUR "JOKE" MADE NO ****ING SENSE.
BeetDigger
10/5/2006, 09:20 AM
Was that really supposed to be a joke? It didn't make a lick of sense. :confused:
Why did George Bush cross the road? To get to Hillary Clinton's other hip.
Now THAT's funny. :D
mdklatt
10/5/2006, 09:23 AM
Now THAT's funny. :D
Eh...not quite. But at least it makes sense. Keep trying. ;)
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 10:20 AM
Yeah, THAT'S what annoys us.
... and you're an annoying *********.How do you keep getting away with all the name calling insults you hurl?
Well, it helps when it's the truth.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 10:31 AM
Well, it helps when it's the truth.I mean why do the mods allow you to keep doing that?
Because they know it's the truth. :D
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 10:55 AM
Because they know it's the truth. :DEven if they believe it it, I thought one is not supposed to hurl insults at others on this board.
Scott D
10/5/2006, 11:11 AM
Even if they believe it it, I thought one is not supposed to hurl insults at others on this board.
but are they really insults?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 11:24 AM
but are they really insults?Would you take pride in thinking of your self as a *********? Yeah, I guess Bri would, eh?
mdklatt
10/5/2006, 11:24 AM
Yeah, I guess Bri would, eh?
Post reported!
Widescreen
10/5/2006, 11:25 AM
Is this thread still going? Geez Louise....
IBTL
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 11:29 AM
Post reported!What, my RETALIATORY post? You would make a great football ref.
sanantoniosooner
10/5/2006, 11:29 AM
I posted in this thread.
Scott D
10/5/2006, 11:29 AM
Would you take pride in thinking of your self as a *********? Yeah, I guess Bri would, eh?
that'd put him in some elite company.
cue Dean ********* fark...
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 11:31 AM
I posted in this thread.You shootin' for a record?
mdklatt
10/5/2006, 11:31 AM
What, my RETALIATORY post?
Uh, that was joke.
Do they remove your sense of humor when you register as a Republican, or is that why you became one in the first place?
sanantoniosooner
10/5/2006, 11:33 AM
You shootin' for a record?
I replied in this thread.
Scott D
10/5/2006, 11:33 AM
Uh, that was joke.
Do they remove your sense of humor when you register as a Republican, or is that why you became one in the first place?
don't mistake partisanship for one who is from that rare species of humanoid known as jackassicus maximus.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 11:43 AM
Uh, that was joke.
Do they remove your sense of humor when you register as a Republican, or is that why you became one in the first place?I thought it was a joke. I have reported your "humorless" insult. I am getting an ilk ban for all of you guys, since you all like to insult.(sorry, Scott)
Scott D
10/5/2006, 11:45 AM
I thought it was a joke. I have reported your "humorless" insult. I am getting an ilk ban for all of you guys, since you all like to insult.
good luck with that one chachi.
NormanPride
10/5/2006, 11:48 AM
An "ilk" ban?
What, does that mean I won't be able to play golf at the Elks Lodge for 90 days or something?
sanantoniosooner
10/5/2006, 11:50 AM
I used to be part of the "ilk" clique.
mdklatt
10/5/2006, 11:50 AM
An "ilk" ban?
:les: YOU'RE ON HIS LIST NOW!
Even if they believe it it, I thought one is not supposed to hurl insults at others on this board.
We're not.
Pointing out the obvious, on the other hand, is kosher. :D
JohnnyMack
10/5/2006, 11:53 AM
Hey Bill,
Bri is kinda "teflon-ish" around here.
But if you wanna get under his skin, he has his kryptonite.
I heard this chick was gay:
http://images.match.com/match/magazine/articles/headerimg-5820.jpg
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/5/2006, 11:54 AM
We're not.
Pointing out the obvious, on the other hand, is kosher. :DIf it's that obvious, perhaps you don't need to do it.
mdklatt
10/5/2006, 11:57 AM
I heard this chick was gay:
http://images.match.com/match/magazine/articles/headerimg-5820.jpg
Oh, totally. Look at those glasses.
Who is that?
Scott D
10/5/2006, 11:57 AM
even when the obvious isn't apparent to the oblivious?
Hey Bill,
Bri is kinda "teflon-ish" around here.
Not really. I've been baned before.
I heard this chick was gay:
http://images.match.com/match/magazine/articles/headerimg-5820.jpg
Dude, that would be SO HOT to watch her with another chick...:pop:
NormanPride
10/5/2006, 12:07 PM
Not really. I've been baned before.
Dude, that would be SO HOT to watch her with another chick...:pop:
http://sbritt.com/images/rosie.jpg ?
sanantoniosooner
10/5/2006, 12:09 PM
http://sbritt.com/images/rosie.jpg ?
he said chick.
http://sbritt.com/images/rosie.jpg ?
That's no chick...that's a space station!
crawfish
10/5/2006, 12:10 PM
http://sbritt.com/images/rosie.jpg ?
Now I'M offended.
yermom
10/5/2006, 12:11 PM
oh god, it hurts
mdklatt
10/5/2006, 12:41 PM
oh god, it hurts
Use lotion.
NormanPride
10/5/2006, 12:51 PM
oh god, it hurts
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8178/gwahahlargewh8.gif
rebmus
10/5/2006, 02:53 PM
Q: Why doesn't former Congressman Mark Foley use bookmarks?
A: He prefers to have his pages bent over.
rebmus
10/5/2006, 02:54 PM
Just hitting the wires: Michael Jackson is now considering a run for Congress. He wants to start on a new page in his career.
royalfan5
10/5/2006, 02:59 PM
nadir \NAY-dir; nay-DIR\, noun:
1. [Astronomy]. The point of the celestial sphere directly opposite the zenith and directly below the observer.
2. The lowest point; the time of greatest depression or adversity.
Looks like I was early with this at only post 60.
Next time you should try thinking about baseball.
BeetDigger
10/8/2006, 07:09 PM
Uh, that was joke.
Do they remove your sense of humor when you register as a Republican, or is that why you became one in the first place?
Just because WF is showing the world what an *** he is, no reason to join him in that show. He, at least we have WF, the dems have Howard Dean. :D
mdklatt
10/8/2006, 07:12 PM
He, at least we have WF, the dems have Howard Dean. :D
I get the feeling that even OklahomaTuba reads some of WF's threads and is all, "Damn, dude."
SicEmBaylor
10/8/2006, 08:49 PM
So, I'm playing me some golf again this weekend.
Does the SO ever meet up for a round?
..................of golf
yermom
10/8/2006, 08:50 PM
only with the general
BeetDigger
10/8/2006, 09:44 PM
I get the feeling that even OklahomaTuba reads some of WF's threads and is all, "Damn, dude."
I agree. Just don't lump us all together.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/9/2006, 01:26 AM
I agree. Just don't lump us all together.Who are us, IYO?
Dayum, somebody brought this thread back from a long rest!
Mixer!
10/9/2006, 01:50 AM
And here I thought that this was going to be about http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9753/4lifemjcpr8ncbh1ws7.th.jpg.
:les: WORST THREAD EVAR!
rebmus
10/9/2006, 11:29 AM
so... clinton tried to hide in the woods but stupid bush chopped down all the trees and struck oil.
hahahahahahhaahahahahaha!!!!!111!!!!!ELEVENTY
*this thread still doesn't make sense.
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