I need that OU TX monologue...

[colleyvillesooner]

The one that starts off with the chant and then has the dude talking over it, talking about crossing the river, eating bevo burgers and such. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Anyone? Bueller?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Yup, want me to e-mail it to you?

[BHud]

Friends, Slackers, Texas folk, raise up your beers;
I come to bury Sooner, not to praise him.
The evil that Sooner does lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Sooner. The spoiled Okies
Hath told you Sooner is the team to beat in these parts:
This is not so, it is a grievous sham,
And Saturday, October 7th, Sooner dreams will be laid to rest,
Here, under shadows of Dallas and the rest--
For Sooners are not honourable men;
But the Longhorns, all honourable men--
Come I to speak at Sooner's funeral.
Sooner is not a friend, not to me:
(Especially that wretched soul Cale Gundy but I digress)
But Sooner sayeth they are ambitious;
And that Sooner is an honourable team.
He hath brought many wins home from Dallas as of late
Whose losses did the fans of Texas despise:
Times have changed.
When that the drunk have cried, Sooner hath wept:
Ambition should be made of Texas Pride:
Yet Sooner says they are ambitious;
But Okies are not honourable men.
Most visits down, result in the same:
We present them with a kingly *** beating,
Which OU does venhemently deny, living their lies in a vacuum of four years:
is this honour?
Yet Sooner claims to be honorable;
And, again, they are not honourable men.
I speak not to disprove what Sooner claims, (as I have little ground to do so)
But here I am to speak what I do know.
We Texans do love our Great State, with plenty cause:
What cause withholds us then, from smiting the Okies?
O judgment! thou art fled to too many Shiners ,too much Absolut, too many Patron shots,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
Sooner will lay in the coffin there with its wretched 3.2 beer,
And I must pause till rational thoughts come back to me.

But yesterday the word of Mack Brown might
Have stood against the world; now he prepares to smite the infidels.
And none so deserving more than Sooner.
O Texans, if I were disposed to stir
Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage,
We would do Texas justice,overrun the streets of Dallas to the cries of "Overrated" and "OU Sucks";
Sooner, not Texas, now puts the O in over-rated:
I will not do Texas wrong; I rather choose
To wrong Sooner, to wrong the evil abberation that is 3.2 beer.
One should receive the blessing of all that is good.
But here's a parchment with the seal of the ancient greats;
I found it in their closet, 'tis their will:
Let but the Texans hear this testament--
Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read--
And they would go and cause Sooner pain
And dip their chinstraps in their tainted blood,
Yea, take a chinstrap for memory,
And, dying, mention it within our wills,
Bequeathing it as a rich legacy
Unto their issue.

[william_brasky]

I think this guy works the Medieval Fair.

[DrZaius]

Yup, want me to e-mail it to you?

I would appreciate that same email.

[sooneron]

I think this guy works the Medieval Fair.
Yeah, pretty much reeks of a D&D player.

or


"There were no utensils in Medieval Times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times".

[mxATVracer10]

to wrong the evil abberation that is 3.2 beer.


At least he's got one thing right in that heap of bevo **** :rolleyes:

[BHud]

At least he's got one thing right in that heap of bevo **** :rolleyes:

I aim to please.