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goingoneight
10/3/2006, 01:45 PM
There once was a kid from Austin,
Whose first major game he lost in...
His coach, the clapper...
asked "Colt, what's the matter?"
all he said was "AD is awesome!" meh... I could probably do better...

The whorn fans began to curse...
They wondered how it could get worse...
OU was on top--
"OH, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!"
Seven more on the reverse...

We gathered our team down in Dallas
Raging with hatred and malice
A few good deep passes,
AD kicking asses,
Would make the Cotton Bowl OUr palace.

Oh, who can wait for Saturday?
OUr team will suit up and play...
I can't wait for Rufus--
to sack that whorn dufus,
because the whorns are so ghey... :D

www.rhymezone.com will help the wonderlickers who want to give it a try... I know someone's gonna bust out with a classic...

sooner94
10/3/2006, 05:45 PM
Nicely done.

The only limerick I ever heard before that one was about a guy from Nantucket.

goingoneight
10/3/2006, 07:18 PM
Yeah, but I still don't believe he was real... ;)