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RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 12:51 PM
He echos the thoughts of so many Americans whose ideas are simply not represented in the MSM. Cast aside your pre-conceived notions about him, and HEAR HIM OUT. He's BRILLIANT, and is truly a GOOD PERSON.

yermom
10/3/2006, 12:53 PM
you work for Rush don't you?

does he pay well?

The
10/3/2006, 12:54 PM
Cool!
I've got a Noam Chomsky podcast that is MINDBLOWING!
Conserz need to put aside theire stereotypes about him AND LISTEN!

Mjcpr
10/3/2006, 12:54 PM
It's the Vicodin talking.

1stTimeCaller
10/3/2006, 12:55 PM
He TRULY is a DRUG ADDICT!!!

IB4OU2
10/3/2006, 12:56 PM
It's the Vicodin talking.

or the Lortab.....

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 12:57 PM
He TRULY is a DRUG ADDICT!!!And he admits it. He is also a BRILLIANT political analyst.

Ike
10/3/2006, 01:00 PM
yawn.


is Rush paying you to advertise his show?

LilSooner
10/3/2006, 01:06 PM
Or maybe its just the lack of blood to the brain due to the viagra.

12
10/3/2006, 01:07 PM
There is NOTHING worse than an ethical carney.

bri
10/3/2006, 01:09 PM
Jesus, man, give it a rest already.

Besides, it's fair season. Shouldn't you be somewhere guessing people's weight or trying to get passers-by to come see the Bearded Lady?

Ike
10/3/2006, 01:14 PM
ya know, its funny...every time I see one of these threads, I can almost picture william giving fist pumps every time rush says something he wanted to hear....and every once in a while, when he really slams the dems, hollerin out "you go girl!" in his best oprah immitation.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/3/2006, 01:16 PM
BUT HE SAID IT IN ALL CAPS!!!

THAT MEANS IT'S IMPORTANT AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!

I WANT SOME ICE WATER!!! SEE? I'M SERIOUS!!!

NormanPride
10/3/2006, 01:23 PM
BUT HE SAID IT IN ALL CAPS!!!

THAT MEANS IT'S IMPORTANT AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!

I WANT SOME ICE WATER!!! SEE? I'M SERIOUS!!!

DID C_P GIVE YOU THOSE TICKETS YET?

Hatfield
10/3/2006, 01:23 PM
BUT HE SAID IT IN ALL CAPS!!!

THAT MEANS IT'S IMPORTANT AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!

I WANT SOME ICE WATER!!! SEE? I'M SERIOUS!!!

I LOVE YOU AND AINT WEARING NO PANTS

yermom
10/3/2006, 01:25 PM
LOUD NOISES!

bri
10/3/2006, 01:30 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SHOUTING!!!

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/3/2006, 01:47 PM
TO BE FAIR!!! RUSH JUST ANNOUNCED THAT BIG BOOBS CAN MAKE UP FOR A ****TY PERSONALITY!!!!

bri
10/3/2006, 01:53 PM
Yeah, but he was talking about himself.

IB4OU2
10/3/2006, 02:05 PM
DID C_P GIVE YOU THOSE TICKETS YET?

You mean PQ right? ;)

NormanPride
10/3/2006, 02:09 PM
You mean PQ right? ;)

Whatever. You people are all the same to me.








:O I knew I'd screw that up.

IB4OU2
10/3/2006, 02:12 PM
Whatever. You people are all the same to me.








:O I knew I'd screw that up.

:les: Yea like little miss Badger is like the rest of us...

TUSooner
10/3/2006, 02:16 PM
This again?
<shakes head>

handcrafted
10/3/2006, 02:20 PM
:rolleyes:
He echos the thoughts of so many Americans whose ideas are simply not represented in the MSM.

Sorry, but I had to do a double take on that acronym. In my line of work, 'MSM' has something to do with "brothers on the down-low". :O :eek: :texan:

SicEmBaylor
10/3/2006, 02:23 PM
:sigh:
I wish to God conservatives put some of the time they give to Rush Limbaugh to studying and understanding the roots and ideas behind conservatism (both world wide and within the US) and limited government. Then they wouldn't need Limbaugh to point out the obvious.

He's also too big of a GOP cheerleader. Although Limbaugh is infinitely better than Hannity.

bri
10/3/2006, 02:24 PM
That's like saying a kick to the right ball is better than a kick to BOTH balls...

SicEmBaylor
10/3/2006, 02:26 PM
That's like saying a kick to the right ball is better than a kick to BOTH balls...
I don't disagree.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/3/2006, 02:26 PM
I'll take Oxycotin abusers for $200, Alex.

handcrafted
10/3/2006, 02:30 PM
I'll take Oxycotin abusers for $200, Alex.

I'll take tree-huggin' morons for $300, Alex.

[/obligatory AlGore reference]

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 02:31 PM
Jesus, man, give it a rest already.

Besides, it's fair season. Shouldn't you be somewhere guessing people's weight or trying to get passers-by to come see the Bearded Lady?Look, there's some loonies on another thread suggesting that since Republicans aren't voting conservative enough, that we should VOTE DIM, like that would show those conservatives, boy howdy. They apparently don't or won't envision what the dims will do if they gain control of govt. again.

n8v_ndn
10/3/2006, 02:34 PM
One of my favorites:

Rush: "Caller..."

Mindless Sheep: "Hello Rush, it's truly an honor to talk to you..."

Rush: "I CAN ONLY IMAGINE"

I thought he was joking...I was wrong.

GottaHavePride
10/3/2006, 02:35 PM
He echos the thoughts of so many Americans whose ideas are simply not represented in the MSM.

I hate to break it to you, but Rush Limbaugh IS part of the mainstream media.

NormanPride
10/3/2006, 02:39 PM
I hate to break it to you, but Rush Limbaugh IS part of the mainstream media.

Hush! Rush is the voice of the RESISTANCE!

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 02:40 PM
I hate to break it to you, but Rush Limbaugh IS part of the mainstream media.No, the MSM are cheerleaders for the dims, and there are but a few media members that are not MSM. Rush is the most successful and leader of those who are not MSM.

yermom
10/3/2006, 02:41 PM
maybe your definition of "Main Stream" is different than mine

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 02:42 PM
maybe your definition of "Main Stream" is different than mineCould be. See above post.

yermom
10/3/2006, 02:44 PM
seems a bit arbitrary to me

bri
10/3/2006, 02:45 PM
Don't you people GET IT? You can't argue with willie about labels and classifications, because HE'S THE DECIDER. He decides.

Wondering if you're a Republican? Ask willie, he is authorized to tell you.

Wondering which mainstream media outlets are actually MAIN STREAM MEDIA? Ask Joey Answers over there in the tinfoil hat.

GottaHavePride
10/3/2006, 02:46 PM
Pffff. rush is on a nationally-aired media outlet, he's been all over nearly every tv network at some point in his career. The dude IS mainstream. That's what "mainstream" means. Everyone knows who Rush Limbaugh is. Just because Democrats don't agree with him doesn't make him not-mainstream. Hell, last I checked Republicans controlled most of Congress and the White House, so Rush's target audience is in fact the controlling majority in this country. and THAT is mainstream.

Oh, and for the record, I think Rush Limbaugh is just as much a giant tub of crap as any of the liberal commenatators out there. The day I need some blowhard to tell me what to think is the day I put on a giant cat costume and hand DC a shotgun.

TUSooner
10/3/2006, 02:47 PM
No, the MSM are cheerleaders for the dims, and there are but a few media members that are not MSM. Rush is the most successful and leader of those who are not MSM.

Don't you guys remember NOTHIN' ?
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8221/humptyoz9.gif

wf = hd

NormanPride
10/3/2006, 02:51 PM
Pffff. rush is on a nationally-aired media outlet, he's been all over nearly every tv network at some point in his career. The dude IS mainstream. That's what "mainstream" means. Everyone knows who Rush Limbaugh is. Just because Democrats don't agree with him doesn't make him not-mainstream. Hell, last I checked Republicans controlled most of Congress and the White House, so Rush's target audience is in fact the controlling majority in this country. and THAT is mainstream.

Oh, and for the record, I think Rush Limbaugh is just as much a giant tub of crap as any of the liberal commenatators out there. The day I need some blowhard to tell me what to think is the day I put on a giant cat costume and hand DC a shotgun.

It seems a lot of the Republicans feel they're in the opressed minority. The irony is almost too much to bear.

Ike
10/3/2006, 02:53 PM
Look, there's some loonies on another thread suggesting that since Republicans aren't voting conservative enough, that we should VOTE DIM, like that would show those conservatives, boy howdy. They apparently don't or won't envision what the dims will do if they gain control of govt. again.


yeah...4 years of democrat rule and we'll all be wearing brown shirts and carrying little red books with us everywhere we go :rolleyes:

you wanna accelerate the timetable on which this country goes to hell in a handbasket. keep electing officials on the basis of fear, uncertainty, and doubt with regards to the other side instead of, oh, maybe whether or not they have done what you elected them for in the first place.


of course, in your situation, all the republicans have done what you elected them for in the first place...which was not being a democrat...So keep letting Rush tell you who to vote for...

Octavian
10/3/2006, 02:54 PM
It seems a lot of the Republicans feel they're in the opressed minority. The irony is almost too much to bear.

yep...sore winners.

that's usually how reactionary sociopolitical movements work...

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 02:55 PM
I gave my definition of MSM just to clarify my points.(but you knew that, GottaHavePride, didn't you?)

GottaHavePride
10/3/2006, 02:56 PM
Yeah, I know. I just think it's an incorrect definition. ;)

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 03:00 PM
Yeah, I know. I just think it's an incorrect definition. ;)Well, you think OU-Nebbish is a "bigger rivalry" than OU-tx. We don't get either decision from a definitive source.

SoonerProphet
10/3/2006, 03:00 PM
Don't you guys remember NOTHIN' ?
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8221/humptyoz9.gif

wf = hd

Nice...again.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 03:02 PM
OKAY the RL show is over. Hope you libz listened.

bri
10/3/2006, 03:04 PM
I was going to, but that would have REALLY cut into my "plotting to destroy America" time.

Maybe tomorrow.

Scott D
10/3/2006, 03:04 PM
why, did he give a shout out to his main man willie in phoenix?

SicEmBaylor
10/3/2006, 03:07 PM
Republicans sure as hell are not an oppressed minority, but TRUE conservatives sure as hell are and no where are they more oppressed than in the Republican Party of today.

JohnnyMack
10/3/2006, 03:09 PM
yeah...4 years of democrat rule and we'll all be wearing brown shirts and carrying little red books with us everywhere we go :rolleyes:

you wanna accelerate the timetable on which this country goes to hell in a handbasket. keep electing officials on the basis of fear, uncertainty, and doubt with regards to the other side instead of, oh, maybe whether or not they have done what you elected them for in the first place.


of course, in your situation, all the republicans have done what you elected them for in the first place...which was not being a democrat...So keep letting Rush tell you who to vote for...

Heh.

Scott D
10/3/2006, 03:09 PM
Republicans blah blah talking point, but TRUE blah blah blah another talking point blah blah blah Republican Party blah blah.

you've got politician talk down.

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/3/2006, 03:19 PM
You know who i feel really sorry for. The Christians in this country! Have you ever seen a more down trodden group of 80% of the population!

NormanPride
10/3/2006, 03:20 PM
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8060/goninjateamur9.gif

Republican Ninja Team Force GO!

GottaHavePride
10/3/2006, 03:28 PM
Well, you think OU-Nebbish is a "bigger rivalry" than OU-tx. We don't get either decision from a definitive source.

Merriam-Webster isn't definitive?


Main Entry: 1main·stream http://www.webster.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?mainst02.wav=mainstream'))
Pronunciation: 'mAn-"strEm
Function: noun
: a prevailing current or direction of activity or influence
- mainstream adjective http://www.webster.com/images/pixt.gif

;)

GottaHavePride
10/3/2006, 03:30 PM
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8060/goninjateamur9.gif

Republican Ninja Team Force GO!



GO TEAM VENTURE!

http://deneroff.com/Images/News04/ventureboys_02.jpg

TUSooner
10/3/2006, 03:50 PM
You know who i feel really sorry for. The Christians in this country! Have you ever seen a more down trodden group of 80% of the population!
Darn right! I am feeling OPPRESSED.:twinkies:

royalfan5
10/3/2006, 03:53 PM
I think this is the first time in awhile I have seen Primo used in a context other than relating to pot.

Ike
10/3/2006, 04:00 PM
I think this is the first time in awhile I have seen Primo used in a context other than relating to pot.
no, its not

SicEmBaylor
10/3/2006, 04:06 PM
you've got politician talk down.

Except for the fact that I mean it, have renounced my Republican registration, and generally encourage people to vote against GOP incumbents just to see them recieve a much deserved electoral defeat.

Republicans don't consider me Republican anymore, and neo-cons don't consider me conservative.

NormanPride
10/3/2006, 04:09 PM
Except for the fact that I mean it, have renounced my Republican registration, and generally encourage people to vote against GOP incumbents just to see them recieve a much deserved electoral defeat.

Republicans don't consider me Republican anymore, and neo-cons don't consider me conservative.

A sign you're not a spineless little follower. You need to get out of politics. It'll never work.

mdklatt
10/3/2006, 04:10 PM
His thoughts echo in the heads of so many Americans...

:pop:



whose ideas are simply not represented in the MSM

Sorry to burst your bubble of persecution, but Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, etc are the MSM. Or are pubz lying when they brag how the elephant talking heads get consistently better ratings than the donkey talking heads? Rush Limbaugh bitching about the "MSM" is as laughable as Al Gore and then John Kerry trying to portray themselves as part of the working class so they could bag on the "wealthy".

mdklatt
10/3/2006, 04:17 PM
They apparently don't or won't envision what the dims will do if they gain control of govt. again.


:les: BUDGET SURPLUSES ARE THE DEBIL!

SicEmBaylor
10/3/2006, 04:24 PM
A sign you're not a spineless little follower. You need to get out of politics. It'll never work.

I know how to run a campaign under the gubenatorial level, but if I keep talking like this nobody is going to give me a job. :D

I think I'm destined for think-tank work.

swardboy
10/3/2006, 04:36 PM
Stock market at new high...inflation down....interest rates down....record low unemployment.....gas prices plummeting.....no terrorist attacks on American soil since 9/11....dayum republicans.....

royalfan5
10/3/2006, 04:39 PM
Stock market at new high...inflation down....interest rates down....record low unemployment.....gas prices plummeting.....no terrorist attacks on American soil since 9/11....dayum republicans.....
They have had little to nothing to do with most of that other than having the good sense not to politicize the fed.

mdklatt
10/3/2006, 04:46 PM
Stock market at new high...inflation down....interest rates down....record low unemployment.....gas prices plummeting.....no terrorist attacks on American soil since 9/11....dayum republicans.....

Stagnant wages, gas prices at record levels to begin with, record deficit, international relations in the toilet, biggest entitlement program in history, an exhausted Army...it's all peaches and cream.

49r
10/3/2006, 06:38 PM
Obviously he's not the mainstream media.


Rush Limbaugh claims he has an audience of 20 million listeners. Very impressive.

American Idol gets 20 million viewers too. I don't know what that means. I do know that neither is good for the IQ of our great nation.

So Limbaugh has an audience of 20 million.

That also means that 255 million Americans don't listen to Rush Limbaugh.

Based on the 2000 election....

appx. 50 million people voted for Bush. That means there are 30 million people who voted for Bush that don't listen to Rush Limbaugh. Assuming all of Limbaugh's listeners voted for Bush. Doesn't say much for the patron saint of fascism does it? 60% of voting republicans don't bother to listen to the guy.

Still 20 million is a lot of people right? Yes and it would be even more impressive if 20 million people actually listened to Rush Limbaugh. Fortunately they don't. Let's take a look at how they arrived at 20 million in the first place. You'll see that just like most of Limbaugh's preachings, his ratings are a little slight of hand, some outright falsehoods, and a whole lot of twisting the facts to fit his claims.

As a former Radio Program Director I assure you I can take Arbitron numbers and spin them to say whatever I want.

Limbaugh's 20 million is the total number of possible listeners for a week. If you listen closely they actually say he reaches an audience of 20 million people every week. So does NPR but does that mean all 20 million are actually listening? Obviously not. Just because you can reach an audience with your signal doesn't mean they'll actually tune you in.

Just for fun I'll give Rush the benefit of the doubt here. Let's say his total number of listeners in a week is actually 20 million people. Very impressive again right? Not so fast. That total is what is simply the number of people who tuned him in at one point or another during a week. That means that they added up the numbers from every show for a week and the total is where they got the 20 million. So in reality all the nut jobs that listen to him every day were counted 5 times in his weekly total. It does not mean by any definition that 20 million separate people listened to his show during a week. It simply means that the same people who listen over and over were counted 5 times. Imagine if we could find a way to make our vote count 5 times. Kerry wins in a monumental landslide!

Now let's break it down some more. Of the total listeners every day. Many of them may have only listened for 5-10 minutes or what is known as a quarter-hour. Doesn't matter. They count towards the total. So now we have people who are listening for a few minutes being thrown into this very impressive total. They aren't listening from 12 to 3 every day. They simply show up as a listener for at least 15 minutes. Now if you listen for only 30 seconds but you write it down in your little Arbitron diary guess what, Rush Limbaugh picks up antother quarter- hour. A person literally could have been listening by accident but they just happened to be an honest diary keeper and Rush gets their rating. Takes some of the shine off the whole thing don't you think?

The real number you want to look at is called the AQH. That is the Average Quarter Hour. That is where you might get a better idea of how many people are actually listening to Limbaugh. And the AQH will give you the true size of his audience.

The AQH is the number of people listening during any quarter-hour of Limbaugh's show. That's the true audience and I promise you it's not 20 million. Not even close. It might be 3 million and that's pushing it. Still those are truly great numbers in Radio. Trust me, there are radio people out there who would sacrifice their family to a volcano for an AQH of 3 million. But it's hardly the 20 million that Big Fat Rush would have you think it is.

Let's break it down some more. Limbaugh is on about 640 stations. So let's take the AQH rating and see where we really are in terms of audience size.

3 million actual listeners divided by 640 stations. That comes out to 4687.5 listeners per station. Obviously that isn't how it works but that is the average number of listeners per station. Clearly a station in Cleveland will have a much larger total than one in Auburn, NY just because the markets are so different in size but you get the gist.

I won't even go into the details of how incredibly flawed and unreliable radio research is. I'll just say that it would get laughed out of any sociology convention. The participants are about as reliable as Rush Limbaugh's facts which is to say not very.

After further review and a little scrutiny it seems that Rush Limbaugh's ratings and his alleged audience of 20 million are a lot like Rush Limbaugh's show. Big and blustery but unable to withstand scrutiny of any kind. Simply stated, he lies about his ratings just like he lies about most everything else.

He may even have an audience of 3 million but all that means is that 272 million people AREN'T listening to him.

bri
10/3/2006, 06:42 PM
Dude, that was a lot of words.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 07:56 PM
Except for the fact that I mean it, have renounced my Republican registration, and generally encourage people to vote against GOP incumbents just to see them recieve a much deserved electoral defeat.

Republicans don't consider me Republican anymore, and neo-cons don't consider me conservative.Then you are ready to take the big leap into full-blown endorsement of the party of George McGovern, Ed Asner, Bill Clinton, Alec Baldwin, Babs Streisand, Harry Reid, Barney Franks, and George Clooney. Congratulations on joining your new brethren. Their inspiration will serve you well.

usmc-sooner
10/3/2006, 08:01 PM
Except for the fact that I mean it, have renounced my Republican registration, and generally encourage people to vote against GOP incumbents just to see them recieve a much deserved electoral defeat.

Republicans don't consider me Republican anymore, and neo-cons don't consider me conservative.

so what you're saying is that you're LAS.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/3/2006, 08:02 PM
I think this is the first time in awhile I have seen Primo used in a context other than relating to pot.I have never heard Rush describe the oxycontin he was taking, but Primo might work.