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couchman
10/3/2006, 11:20 AM
Oh how I've missed you. (not really I've been lurking) :-)
couchie just doesn't have the time anymore to live online and talk trash with you fine upstanding land thieves. A wife and baby daughter and a much more demanding/higher paying job will do that.
But now I'm back. (for this week at least)
one toothed sooner: "What's the Bottom line here couchman??"
The bottom line is a prediction and some pictures.
I think this will be the most competitive Red River Rivalry game we've had in years.
My Prediction: Texas 24 -- OU 21
No here's a little treat for you farkers who spent night after night wondering what the amazing, incomparable, unflapable couchman of your nightmares looks like.
couchie with the trophy b*atch!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/solractwin/100_1270b.jpg
couchie with Texas Pom
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/solractwin/100_1316.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/3/2006, 11:23 AM
Oh, sweet Georgia Brown in overalls with a skillet and some bacon grease...
opening photoshop.... searching google images...
Flagstaffsooner
10/3/2006, 11:27 AM
You're more squirrelly looking than I imagined.
n8v_ndn
10/3/2006, 11:28 AM
WOW...Texas sure knows how to rack up the Celebrity Fans, don't they?! Lance, Matthew McC, now The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer:
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/lindstroms/caveman-lawyer2.jpg
That second pic reminds of Texas' Zero Chance of Scoring in the '04 RRS :D
devOUt
10/3/2006, 11:29 AM
I would guess that your new employer isn't getting his money's worth.
We've got several of those trophies. Come check them out sometime.
BTW, in the yellow pages, there's a lot of listings under "Hair products/stylists/barbers". You ought to check them out.
couchman
10/3/2006, 11:37 AM
WOW...Texas sure knows how to rack up the Celebrity Fans, don't they?! Lance, Matthew McC, now The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer:
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/lindstroms/caveman-lawyer2.jpg
That second pic reminds of Texas' Zero Chance of Scoring in the '04 RRS :D
LOL!
OULenexaman
10/3/2006, 11:38 AM
so where's Garth??
OULenexaman
10/3/2006, 11:41 AM
or should I say Wayne??
XingTheRubicon
10/3/2006, 12:08 PM
Why is your mouth always open?
HoustonStephen
10/3/2006, 12:10 PM
Effeminate Male Alert!
Nice cover with the wife & kid, how will they feel when you come out?
HoustonStephen
10/3/2006, 12:11 PM
Why is your mouth always open?
TMJ problems from too much...*PG rated board* of the UT players.
:rolleyes:
Why is your mouth always open?
It's a requirement of all male ut freshmen.
couchman
10/3/2006, 12:39 PM
C'mon guys!! I expected more than just the juvenile comments.
How 'bout a good photoshop or two??
If it hasn't been photoshopped already, how do you explain the girls standing near you? :confused:
Landthief 1972
10/3/2006, 12:51 PM
couchie with the trophy b*atch!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/solractwin/100_1270b.jpg
My sons' female classmates loved you in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and Real Women Have Curves.
http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/picrealwoemnhavecurves.jpg
ELP Sooner
10/3/2006, 01:27 PM
Richard Ramirez?
OUDizzle
10/3/2006, 01:51 PM
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/1095/some******ss4.jpg
boomrsoonr
10/3/2006, 01:52 PM
A wife and baby daughter and a much more demanding/higher paying job will do that.
More proof that Bevo has no balls.
JohnnyMack
10/3/2006, 01:53 PM
I must admit to having had at least one fantasy about Saxet's cheerleaders in nothing but those chaps.
caphorns
10/3/2006, 02:01 PM
I must admit to having had at least one fantasy about Saxet's cheerleaders in nothing but those chaps.
For you, I assume you mean the ones on the back row
http://www.utexas.edu/athletics/cheer/home/randompic/CheerAtRoseBowl.jpg
the chicks with the chaps are not our cheerleaders. ;)
boomrsoonr
10/3/2006, 02:07 PM
I suppose the towels are to hide the yellow stains?
Falconnius
10/3/2006, 03:52 PM
Insert lyrics here....
http://adamsandler.jt.org/tv/saturday_night/operaman/operaman4.jpg
Partial Qualifier
10/3/2006, 04:01 PM
Ahh.. Couchie's triumphant return. :rolleyes: Kinda hollow considering the way you flamed out on here a few years ago
Welcome back :)
sooneron
10/3/2006, 05:27 PM
I would say "welcome back", but "**** off" seems to relay the sentiment much better.
sooneron
10/3/2006, 05:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/solractwin/100_1316.jpg
Look Ma, I'm straight@!! No seriously, I am. Please ask Dad to let me move back in the basement!
sanantoniosooner
10/3/2006, 05:32 PM
I know this doesn't mean jack to any of you, but I've met couchman personally and he's one of the good fans.
sooneron
10/3/2006, 05:34 PM
I thought it started out as couch being the ok whorn and herr being the angry one, then, couch blew his lid (heh!) and became the ******* to herr's beatendownery.
critical_phil
10/3/2006, 05:35 PM
I know this doesn't mean jack to any of you, but I've met couchman personally and he's one of the good fans.
**** off, dip ****
sanantoniosooner
10/3/2006, 05:36 PM
**** off, dip ****
Why you gotta be so critical phil?
sooneron
10/3/2006, 05:43 PM
**** off, parking space backer inner.
HskrGrl
10/3/2006, 05:57 PM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/jessisfarks/couchiebhc.jpg
Go Sooners!
birddog
10/3/2006, 06:07 PM
he's the only whorn fan i've ever seen on here that just doesn't tear us down from the get go.
Ummm...welcome back couchman. I see your close-texas-win prediction.
Don't give up your day job if you might be thinking of getting into full time prognostication.
couchman
10/3/2006, 06:13 PM
Howdy SAS!!
I hope you don't get too much flak for admitting you know me.
Yeah, I probably did blow my lid after 5 years of futility. But last year's big victory sure has made me more mellow.. :-)
horninokc
10/3/2006, 06:16 PM
You're more squirrelly looking than I imagined.
As a Longhorn, I am more than a bit embarrassed by that. What a doofus.
That said, for you real Longhorns...Beat the Hell out of OU!
BOOMERBRADLEY
10/3/2006, 06:16 PM
Take your pick
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4936/1001270bcopykv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/8384/rosie444lv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
critical_phil
10/3/2006, 06:35 PM
Ummm...welcome back couchman. I see your close-texas-win prediction.
Don't give up your day job if you might be thinking of getting into full time prognostication.
good advice.
i bet the Rosie O'Donnell impersonator job pays hellagood.....
goingoneight
10/3/2006, 08:41 PM
That's more of a Michael Jackson look-alike IMHO...
Howdy SAS!!
I hope you don't get too much flak for admitting you know me.
Yeah, I probably did blow my lid after 5 years of futility. But last year's big victory sure has made me more mellow.. :-)
You're either somebody I worked with, his brother, or his cousin. Last I heard he was in Lubbock. I'll have to ask a few questions tomorrow.
C&CDean
10/3/2006, 08:50 PM
I thought I permabanned couchie. Guess not.
ClintonSooner
10/3/2006, 08:54 PM
ahhh wth he can start topics and I cant????
Geekboy
10/3/2006, 09:24 PM
Oh how I've missed you. (not really I've been lurking) :-)
couchie just doesn't have the time anymore to live online and talk trash with you fine upstanding land thieves. A wife and baby daughter and a much more demanding/higher paying job will do that.
But now I'm back. (for this week at least)
one toothed sooner: "What's the Bottom line here couchman??"
The bottom line is a prediction and some pictures.
I think this will be the most competitive Red River Rivalry game we've had in years.
My Prediction: Texas 24 -- OU 21
No here's a little treat for you farkers who spent night after night wondering what the amazing, incomparable, unflapable couchman of your nightmares looks like.
couchie with the trophy b*atch!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/solractwin/100_1270b.jpg
couchie with Texas Pom
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/solractwin/100_1316.jpg
...............
trwxxa
10/3/2006, 09:31 PM
For you, I assume you mean the ones on the back row
http://www.utexas.edu/athletics/cheer/home/randompic/CheerAtRoseBowl.jpg
the chicks with the chaps are not our cheerleaders. ;)
Heh, the male "yell leaders" have their towels in the front of their pants. Y'all have more in common with the Aggies than you think.:D
critical_phil
10/4/2006, 12:04 AM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4536/couchiede3.jpg
critical_phil
10/4/2006, 12:14 AM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7822/couchie2dr7.jpg
critical_phil
10/4/2006, 12:26 AM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4292/couchie3cw0.jpg
I Bury Paul
10/4/2006, 12:27 AM
We've got several of those trophies. Come check them out sometime.
Really?? You got ONE in 2000. When did you all previously win an ADT National Championship Trophy?
sooneron
10/4/2006, 06:40 AM
Really?? You got ONE in 2000. When did you all previously win an ADT National Championship Trophy?
They're called AP/UPI trophies- we collected them in the 80's 70's and 50's. What are the other decades that you claim? Oh yeah, two. STFU troll.
They're called AP/UPI trophies- we collected them in the 80's 70's and 50's. What are the other decades that you claim? Oh yeah, two. STFU troll.
Many current whorn fans weren't even alive the last time saxeT won a championship, you'll have to bring them along slowly. They're not used to having trophies.:rolleyes:
sooneron
10/4/2006, 06:55 AM
Hells bells, I was only three!
BoogercountySooner
10/4/2006, 06:57 AM
, then, couch blew his lid .
Can we get a comment from the TexasLidagater on this?:O
sooneron
10/4/2006, 06:59 AM
I was waiting for someone to catch that one.
BoogercountySooner
10/4/2006, 07:03 AM
I was waiting for someone to catch that one.
Sick minds think alike!:)
SoonerBorn68
10/4/2006, 07:28 AM
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks/couchie.jpg
sooner n houston
10/4/2006, 07:37 AM
I thought I permabanned couchie. Guess not.
Maybe it's time to do that job right??? :D
Really?? You got ONE in 2000. When did you all previously win an ADT National Championship Trophy?
No, I meant the NC trophy, genius. Actually, it was the "Sears" National Championship trophy in 2000. But I do appreciate an 18 yo, who thinks he knows anything about college football, coming here to "inform" us.
okienole3
10/4/2006, 11:17 AM
Sweet sassy mollassy those chaps sure are slutty.
TexasLidig8r
10/4/2006, 11:26 AM
Can we get a comment from the TexasLidagater on this?:O
I am NOBODY'S Lid
Unless you pay my retainer... :D
boomrsoonr
10/4/2006, 12:12 PM
It just dawned on my why they call you "Lid" and why you have it for a screen name. It's not because you're a litigator (attorney), it's because you have a lid of marijuana, like most UT people. Do they pass that out during rush week? Or is it in your "Welcome to UT package"?
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