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OUinFLA
10/3/2006, 09:58 AM
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage
for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great - but my thumb still hurts like hell."

picasso
10/3/2006, 10:04 AM
picasso, OU4LIFE and Howzit got arrested in Dallas.
after being thrown in the tank, the jalier tells the sad group that if they collectively measure their manhood and it makes 12 inches they shall be set afoot.
picasso makes 6", OU4LIFE 5" and little Howzie makes 1".

the group is set free.

as they enjoy their freedom picasso tells the guys they'd better be glad he had 6". then OU4LIFE claims they'd better be glad he had 5". then Howzie Poo tells them they'd better be glad he was sportin wood.