soonerbrat
10/2/2006, 04:58 PM
A Texas fan and a Sooner fan are driving head on, at night, on a
twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp
bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though
their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike
for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Sooner fan goes to the trunk and gets a 12 year old
bottle of Jack Daniels. He hands the bottle to the Longhorn fan, who
exclaims,' may Oklahoma and Texas live together forever, in peace, and
harmony.' The Texan then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle
down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle
to the Sooner fan, who replies: ' no thanks, I'll just wait till the
Police get here."
twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp
bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though
their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike
for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Sooner fan goes to the trunk and gets a 12 year old
bottle of Jack Daniels. He hands the bottle to the Longhorn fan, who
exclaims,' may Oklahoma and Texas live together forever, in peace, and
harmony.' The Texan then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle
down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle
to the Sooner fan, who replies: ' no thanks, I'll just wait till the
Police get here."