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Ike
10/2/2006, 11:30 AM
http://scienceblogs.com/principles/2006/10/sat_challenge_bloggers_dumber.php#more

The blogger SAT challenge was designed to have bloggers, who typically write short essays all the time, take 20 minutes to write an SAT-style essay, as a bit of a test of the new essay part of the SAT. Apparently, they scored lower on average than high school kids.

proud gonzo
10/2/2006, 12:05 PM
heh

KABOOKIE
10/2/2006, 12:35 PM
I guess that's not a surprise considering all they teach in school these days is how to take a standardize test.

NormanPride
10/2/2006, 12:39 PM
Keep It Simple, Stupid!

Bloggers = overly wordy "clever" whiners. Of course they'd do terribly at a standardized essay. Now, get a bunch of proposal writers and see what they come up with... ;)

Czar Soonerov
10/2/2006, 01:07 PM
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Social Factors

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Conclusion

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The final say goes to the award winning Whoopi Astaire: 'Oooh yeah bloggers dumber than high school kids shoo badaby dooo.' [3]



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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Your bloggers dumber than high school kids - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing