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Frozen Sooner
10/1/2006, 12:57 AM
...has been known to bong his own vomit.
Tailwind
10/1/2006, 12:59 AM
Eeeewwww!
StoopTroup
10/1/2006, 01:00 AM
...is polishing his colt.
Ardmore_Sooner
10/1/2006, 01:01 AM
...answers that one for Chris.
Frozen Sooner
10/1/2006, 01:04 AM
..thinks that there's a tricky wind in here.
nanimonai
10/1/2006, 01:06 AM
.....buys a case of Shasta for the team after a big game
Tailwind
10/1/2006, 01:13 AM
Picks his boogers and claps his hands to dry them.
Flagstaffsooner
10/1/2006, 01:34 AM
If you go to his house, you can view his armpit hair collection.
StoopTroup
10/1/2006, 01:35 AM
...is in a fetal position sleeping with last years crystal ball.
Flagstaffsooner
10/1/2006, 01:37 AM
Wants to run the Z-Bone again.
StoopTroup
10/1/2006, 02:05 AM
...is sniffing colt's jock.
Frozen Sooner
10/1/2006, 02:12 AM
...was in the replay booth in Eugene.
SelmaBamaFan
10/1/2006, 02:24 AM
.. sticks his fingers under his arm pits and then sniffs em.
StoopTroup
10/1/2006, 02:26 AM
...is kissing his autographed photo of VY now.
SoonerBorn68
10/1/2006, 02:27 AM
...helped Vince study for the Wonderlic.
SoonerBorn68
10/1/2006, 02:29 AM
...has Biker Fox on his IM list.
SelmaBamaFan
10/1/2006, 02:30 AM
... has Biker Fox as his desktop art.
nanimonai
10/1/2006, 02:43 AM
....is never in the same place at the same time as Biker Fox so it kinda makes you wonder.
Flagstaffsooner
10/1/2006, 02:59 AM
Trained his monkey to masterbate him.
SoonerBorn68
10/1/2006, 03:01 AM
...dutch ovens his wife then giggles hysterically.
Flagstaffsooner
10/1/2006, 03:09 AM
...dutch ovens his wife then giggles hysterically.I've been known to do that.:D
Rogue
10/1/2006, 08:21 AM
's nickname is "the whiner" by those closest to him.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 08:23 AM
walks around in the summer time saying "what about this heat"
DrZaius
10/1/2006, 08:30 AM
is the star of MANY scat films
DrZaius
10/1/2006, 08:31 AM
was a fluffer in high school drama
mrowl
10/1/2006, 08:37 AM
didn't donate his spleen to Chrissy...

he gave it to Vince.
AlbqSooner
10/1/2006, 08:49 AM
Offered to donate one cajone to Bevo
ClintonSooner
10/1/2006, 09:13 AM
...but they couldnt even find one.
Tailwind
10/1/2006, 11:16 AM
They forgot to check his mouth.
sooneron
10/1/2006, 11:22 AM
...has the petite filet- well done!
DrZaius
10/1/2006, 11:37 AM
is not even close to gellin
ClintonSooner
10/1/2006, 11:38 AM
...'s car tag is #1D-BAG


and on his miata <3VY4EVA
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 11:42 AM
thought brokeback mountain was based on his life
TheUnnamedSooner
10/1/2006, 11:45 AM
uses scenes from brokeback to get his team "pumped up"
limey_sooner
10/1/2006, 11:51 AM
thinks donald rumsfeld is a very sexy man
Rogue
10/1/2006, 12:18 PM
is mean to children and animals.
birddog
10/1/2006, 12:21 PM
...is in the market for a used van.
OKMAGIC
10/1/2006, 12:23 PM
...drinks beer through a straw so he'll get "drunker, quicker".
OKMAGIC
10/1/2006, 12:24 PM
...smells his pits then grins his "yellowish" grin...
Rogue
10/1/2006, 02:32 PM
doesn't wash his hand before returning to "work".
OUstud
10/1/2006, 02:48 PM
...SUCCS
mrowl
10/1/2006, 03:56 PM
still uses betamax.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 03:59 PM
says clapping is the strength behind his coaching
mrowl
10/1/2006, 04:03 PM
uses pennies in the toll lane.
mrowl
10/1/2006, 04:04 PM
...writes a check in the 10 items or less checkout line.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 04:05 PM
loves to be called roscoe
LiteCOL
10/1/2006, 04:11 PM
...likes fake soldiers better than fake pirates.
OUmillenium
10/1/2006, 04:11 PM
...has Biker Fox on his IM list.
I've heard the legends and seen pictures. Where is Biker Fox now? I hear he hangs out by Woodland Hills.

Mack Brown drinks his own urine...not because he has too but because it is sterile and he likes the taste.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 04:13 PM
enjoys 50 cent as much as the next 50 year old white man
KC//CRIMSON
10/1/2006, 04:14 PM
3-5 vs OU
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 04:15 PM
did Chris Simms spleen surgery
Newbomb Turk
10/1/2006, 04:17 PM
thinks Gordon Riese is a solid replay official.
mrowl
10/1/2006, 04:18 PM
...mows his lawn at 6:00am
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 04:18 PM
sleeps with the 700 lb strength and conditioning coach
mrowl
10/1/2006, 04:22 PM
....uses citgo gas
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 05:35 PM
likes ding dongs
magic33216
10/1/2006, 05:49 PM
...Likes getting a boston massacre from Vince Young, while Colt McCoy gives him a reach-a-round.
Rogue
10/1/2006, 06:11 PM
drives with his turn signal on...all the live long day.
birddog
10/1/2006, 06:42 PM
...tortures the flies in his house by pulling off their wings.
Frozen Sooner
10/1/2006, 07:46 PM
...knows what a feeling it is to drive Toyota.
birddog
10/1/2006, 07:51 PM
...stood in line to get tv sports announcer al troutwig's autograph.
goingoneight
10/1/2006, 08:06 PM
... Likes greasy cheeseburgers... don't tell Bevo...
stoops the eternal pimp
10/1/2006, 08:07 PM
thinks the carl childers character in slingblade was based on his life
Frozen Sooner
10/1/2006, 08:14 PM
...smokes salmon with a zippo and a filter.
douxpaysan
10/1/2006, 08:22 PM
burnt his lips on the tailpipe of the Sooner team bus...reportedly trying to blow it up.http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/10-04/1011ut.jpg
Geekboy
10/1/2006, 08:29 PM
Since Mack doesn't have Vinnie anymore does anyone have any idea what day this week Mack goes off solid food?
SoonerBorn68
10/1/2006, 08:41 PM
...won a Big 8 Championship with the Sooners in 1984. :eek:
ClintonSooner
10/1/2006, 09:18 PM
...tries to be careful and not overdose on Metamucil!
BIGOUFAN
10/1/2006, 09:34 PM
Donkey punches Chris Simms!
ClintonSooner
10/1/2006, 09:35 PM
...makes sure he chews AT LEAST 20 times before swallowing...you know, just in case.



...Counts his daily ammount of calories.
BIGOUFAN
10/1/2006, 09:37 PM
Puts the lotion on his skin
Frozen Sooner
10/1/2006, 11:21 PM
...sometimes gets the hose again just for kicks.
birddog
10/1/2006, 11:32 PM
...cuts out family circus cartoons and puts them on the fridge.
Ash
10/1/2006, 11:38 PM
...should have spent more time coaching in the off-season and less time stinking up the set of "Friday Night Lights."
RFH Shakes
10/2/2006, 08:42 AM
lets his "cold sore" do the playcalling.
olevetonahill
10/2/2006, 08:52 AM
thinks his " clapistetics " should be an olympic event
tnraider1
10/2/2006, 08:58 AM
will lose to OU this year.
OKMAGIC
10/2/2006, 09:19 AM
...asked his wife why she was sitting on the porch eating water melon with no panties on. She said, "you don't see any flies in the water melon do you".
SoonerObsession
10/2/2006, 10:53 AM
Has had the flashing 12:00 on his vcr for 20 straight years because he doesn't like new fangled technology.
ClintonSooner
10/2/2006, 10:56 AM
...drinks fuzzy navels...because beer is too strong...
OKMAGIC
10/2/2006, 01:27 PM
Has no vCash.
mrowl
10/2/2006, 02:50 PM
likes to wear Colts merkin, and not wash it afterwards.
SoonerObsession
10/2/2006, 03:56 PM
snorts and makes a "gkkkk gkkk gkkk" giggle when ever he gets them Duke boys.
mrowl
10/2/2006, 04:03 PM
....likes to motorboat Mad-dog after practice
KC//CRIMSON
10/2/2006, 04:53 PM
Donkey punches Chris Simms!

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/25/259813.jpg
devOUt
10/2/2006, 07:11 PM
..... has "VY" tatooed on his tongue.
birddog
10/2/2006, 10:10 PM
...stole don knotts toupee.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/2/2006, 10:12 PM
enjoys bobbing for balls
birddog
10/2/2006, 10:22 PM
...apologizes to his wife after they have sex.
Ash
10/2/2006, 10:38 PM
...sniffs bicycle seats.
Desert Sapper
10/2/2006, 10:41 PM
...wishes he could just let Colt 'play his game' on Saturday.

Mack: I gotta coach this one? Sonofa... Greg, why don't you handle this. I'm gonna go listen to 50 on my iPod.
CatfishSooner
10/2/2006, 11:17 PM
massages bevo's balls before big games...
Chuck Bao
10/3/2006, 08:38 AM
sends highly inappropriate and suggestive IMs/emails to graduate assistants
OUmillenium
10/3/2006, 08:59 AM
...jumped down, turned around, picked a bale of cotton, then answered that one for Colt.
OKMAGIC
10/3/2006, 11:32 AM
....helped me get to post #100.
OKMAGIC
10/3/2006, 11:33 AM
Peeks over at the urinal.
Ash
10/3/2006, 11:35 AM
...actually brags about groveling his way into the Rose Bowl a couple years ago.
Dr. Jelly Finger
10/3/2006, 11:37 AM
Rides his Colt three days a week
Landthief 1972
10/3/2006, 01:00 PM
Breathed a sigh of relief when he heard on Sunday that Adrian Peterson plays for the Chicago Bears.
Landthief 1972
10/3/2006, 01:06 PM
Pees sitting down.

At a public urinal.
OKLA21FAN
10/3/2006, 01:07 PM
secretly has a Boomer Sooner ringtone, but keeps his phone on vibrate most of the time.
OUDizzle
10/3/2006, 01:18 PM
... is a dancing queen.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9628/mackdancexb5.gif
TexasSooner01
10/3/2006, 01:18 PM
Fights with his wife every night cuz he grabs his quaterbacks a$$ more than hers.
afs
10/3/2006, 06:27 PM
has a cameo role in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" that premeirs tonight.
ClintonSooner
10/3/2006, 06:32 PM
...gives out physicals to the players before games
StoopTroup
10/3/2006, 07:47 PM
...bought a few things for Colt.

http://tjilpi.typepad.com/tjilpi/images/bandaid.JPG
goingoneight
10/3/2006, 08:26 PM
... is a dancing queen.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9628/mackdancexb5.gif

That's awesome!!!
Ash
10/4/2006, 06:46 AM
...mows his lawn at 6 am.
Chuck Bao
10/4/2006, 07:38 AM
Likes his men in tight white pants
BoomerJack
10/4/2006, 10:42 AM
...doesn't refrigerate after opening.
SoonerObsession
10/4/2006, 12:00 PM
...doesn't want the game to start at 2:30, because he would rather start at half past 2:00.
SoonerObsession
10/4/2006, 12:03 PM
...is disappointed every year when he walks out the tunnel of the Cotton Bowl because "There aint no cotton in here dag nabbit!"
SoonerObsession
10/4/2006, 12:04 PM
...gets all hot and bothered when he looks at Big Tex's bits and pieces.
SoonerObsession
10/4/2006, 12:08 PM
...is completely appauled when he discovers the games at the state fair are "fixed", yet he keeps shelling out the dough.
SoonerObsession
10/4/2006, 12:10 PM
...is tickled to death that unleaded gas is only $2.10 a gallon now.
SoonerObsession
10/4/2006, 12:12 PM
...is ticked off that 50 Cent's new album is not available on 8 track.
sjt
10/4/2006, 01:09 PM
has a bet with Coach Fran on who wins Project Runway.
Ash
10/4/2006, 03:13 PM
plans to try out for the next Project Runway.

His theme: see-through pants.
setem
10/4/2006, 04:03 PM
...s***s in the Lazy River at White Water Bay.

...plays a gay guy on TV's Friday Nigh Lights

...Does not rewind...everything is dvd's you say? He rents DVD's and returns the movie in VHS format and it is not reround!
birddog
10/4/2006, 04:15 PM
...licks his fingers at restaurants after eating chicken.
Landthief 1972
10/4/2006, 04:21 PM
Tells his players he's listening to 50 Cent on his iPod, then secretly switches to Britanny Spears.
setem
10/4/2006, 05:07 PM
...insists that Five for Fighting is the greatest band................. EVER!
OKMAGIC
10/4/2006, 05:07 PM
Pulled the tags off his mattress.
OKMAGIC
10/4/2006, 05:08 PM
Takes all the legs from a bucket of chicken.
setem
10/4/2006, 05:13 PM
...wishes he had taken PT as a QB and not offered him a scholly as a WR!
okienole3
10/4/2006, 05:14 PM
Eats Vince Young's herpes scabs.
CincySooner
10/4/2006, 05:39 PM
... has a standing Friday-night 'film-session' with colt.

"what should I bring coach?"

:mack: "I'll take care of everything, you just bring your pretty self"
birddog
10/4/2006, 05:42 PM
...picks his nose and flicks it on the wall.
setem
10/4/2006, 06:33 PM
....skeets in the lobster bisque!
birddog
10/4/2006, 06:43 PM
...conveniently forgets his wallet at restaurants.
Ash
10/4/2006, 06:53 PM
...saves his toe jam in a jar.
ClintonSooner
10/4/2006, 07:04 PM
...Does not rewind...everything is dvd's you say? He rents DVD's and returns the movie in VHS format and it is not reround!


...bought this:cool: :texan:

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k119/callmecoco/dvd_rewinder.jpg
setem
10/4/2006, 07:04 PM
...shot the deputy!
setem
10/4/2006, 07:10 PM
...bought this:cool: :texan:

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k119/callmecoco/dvd_rewinder.jpg


GOLDEN!

I can not even imagine meeting the dumb **** who would buy that.
Dio
10/5/2006, 10:25 AM
...stops at the end of the on-ramp.
Dio
10/5/2006, 10:26 AM
...thinks everybody loved Michael Bolton until Office Space came out.
Landthief 1972
10/5/2006, 10:30 AM
Flosses his teeth with pubic hair purloined from Vince Young's old locker.
Landthief 1972
10/5/2006, 10:34 AM
Drives 55 MPH in the passing lane on the turnpike, then gives you the "go to hell" look when you pass him on the right.
Landthief 1972
10/5/2006, 10:36 AM
Leaves his cart in the middle of the Wal-Mart parking lot to bang into other cars, and then brags about how he's giving those "lazy a-holes at Wal-Mart something to do."
goingoneight
10/5/2006, 02:13 PM
GOLDEN!

I can not even imagine meeting the dumb **** who would buy that.

Don't get me wrong... it works and all... :O
goingoneight
10/5/2006, 02:14 PM
Leaves his cart in the middle of the Wal-Mart parking lot to bang into other cars, and then brags about how he's giving those "lazy as$hole Texas graduates working at Wal-Mart something to do."

;)
setem
10/5/2006, 02:17 PM
...thinks Pulp Thompson is a real movie.


Wait... it's not?
Ash
10/5/2006, 04:14 PM
...is proud of the skidmarks in his undies.

(why not? they're the saxeT school colors)
Ash
10/5/2006, 08:29 PM
...feels like a nat-u-ral woman.
XUS-KCAM
10/5/2006, 08:42 PM
.....enjoy rectal examines.....with both rubber gloves on shoulders
birddog
10/5/2006, 08:43 PM
...fingers his anus and then smells it.
XUS-KCAM
10/5/2006, 08:45 PM
....fist in the pink.....fist in the stink
soonercody
10/5/2006, 09:18 PM
Looks alot like Roscoe P. Coltrane
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/mack_brown.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/JBest.jpg
XUS-KCAM
10/5/2006, 10:27 PM
.....should circumcise his neck!!!
Ash
10/6/2006, 09:05 AM
...always lets one rip before he steps off the elevator.
setem
10/6/2006, 09:10 AM
...had whole recruiting classes that never beat OU.



Oh yes...I went there!:)
Landthief 1972
10/6/2006, 10:39 AM
Is ****ed because Landthief 1972 just made his 1,500th post, most of which make fun of Texass.
ADs_Agent
10/6/2006, 11:00 AM
....drinks the last cup of coffee w/o making a new pot.
Ash
10/6/2006, 11:46 AM
...posts to message boards all day while at work, which is why his teams always suck.
Wishboned
10/6/2006, 12:10 PM
...shares recruits e-mail addresses with Mark Foley.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/6/2006, 12:44 PM
After a dinner out, complains to management that his food was substandard just to get a free meal.
ClintonSooner
10/6/2006, 01:08 PM
...sells propane and propane accessories
SoonerObsession
10/6/2006, 01:13 PM
Has a whole bowl of black jelly beans on his desk because "once you go black you never go back"
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/6/2006, 01:32 PM
Wonders why there is a need for toothpaste that whitens.
Landthief 1972
10/6/2006, 02:57 PM
Knowing he doesn't have Vince to bail him out this year, he has been working really hard on his clapping.

http://www.pldi.net/~morkesm/board-pics/mackclap.gif
Flagstaffsooner
10/6/2006, 03:03 PM
His teeth smell like feet.
Ash
10/6/2006, 03:04 PM
Has a whole bowl of black jelly beans on his desk because "once you go black you never go back"

...likes his coffee black...


...like his men.








apologies for gravy training:D
stoops the eternal pimp
10/6/2006, 03:06 PM
wont come out of the closet because we are the only ones that know he is there
XUS-KCAM
10/6/2006, 06:28 PM
...artificially inseminates cattle...orally!
birddog
10/6/2006, 07:14 PM
...is hanging the tunnel curtains as we speak.
Chuck Bao
10/6/2006, 07:59 PM
Once misunderstood a fortune teller, who, after carefully studying his palm, said that he had the clap in his future.
Ash
10/7/2006, 09:10 AM
...always starts gameday with a cleansing enema.
birddog
10/7/2006, 09:13 AM
...likes to drive 65 with 4 spare tires. or as mack calls 'em "cookie cutters."
StoopTroup
10/7/2006, 09:14 AM
....just finished his high kalonic on Colt.
King Crimson
10/7/2006, 09:16 AM
listens to Sammy Hagar VOA pregame.
soonerdave79
10/7/2006, 10:51 AM
Eats **** for breakfast
jimmyb
10/7/2006, 11:37 AM
hopes to someday be a head coach.
birddog
10/7/2006, 02:17 PM
...just sharted in his pants.